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There's one subject that puzzles me.
When a dog chases a car, what does he do when he catches it? He can't eat it! He can't bite it! And barking at it's no fun either.
In the same line of thought, I wondered, why do some women like to chase men's butts? What do THEY do when they actually catch it?
It's not pleasant to be bitten there. I know - a dog once mistook me for a car!
I suppose you can grab it. But what's the fun in that? Grabbing mine'd be like grabbing a handful of rock. (Sound's a bit conceited, but I have spent the last week running up hills and mountains trying to achieve that!)
Where's the joy in that?
I guess it's a woman thing. I'll have to ask someone in person. If I can get her to stand around the front of me for a change!