Business as usual  

Notbigbutwilling 49M
67 posts
10/11/2005 3:59 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Business as usual

Thank you for calling out support centre.

Your call is important to us.

But not THAT important. I mean, we have to finish our personal calls, cup of coffee and filing our nails first. Don't we?

And don't expect that if you actually DO get through to one of us, that we'll actually know the answer. Ore care to look it up. I mean, hey, like we really care?

So stop your whining. Read the manual or something. I mean, I haven't, so why ask me those stupid questions?

I'm not stupid enough to by one of OUR products! They never work!

Heck, why not just save us all the trouble and go buy somebody else's product.

Oh, that's right, they sent you here!



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