Just so you don't waste my time...or yours; A BLOG PROFILE.  

NoftheRiver 58F
5 posts
3/31/2005 8:45 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Just so you don't waste my time...or yours; A BLOG PROFILE.


I enjoy "STANDARD" membership. And I don't believe I will make the investment to become a Silver or Gold member.

For all those who are in the same status as myself...and to save lots and lots of your time (and mine)...here is my posted Profile for your enjoyment.

Perhaps I'll consider a photo in the near future.

NoftheRiver Profile
(Although...there is more to me than these 150 words, or so.)
--- I'm 47 years old. I'm 5'7" standing in the shower. Auburn hair and glasses make me sound "average". However…I'm anything but "average". I want to be spoiled. But don't worry...I'll spoil you too. I'm greedy when it comes to your time and attention. If you're the right candidate prepare to be monopolized. I keep odd hours and travel ‒ alone ‒ regularly…so you’ll have plenty of time for “your other interests”. I enjoy listening to OutKast as much as I enjoy Benny Goodman. I love a great Chicago-style hot dog…and hate lobster. I get off on aisle seats at the theater…and love watching Garage Takeover in my birthday suit. I can cook, but I consider it oh-so-sexy if you cook. I play strip poker at home and love a night out at the blackjack tables. I smoke too much, and I don’t drink enough. I don’t have a husband. I don’t have children. And I don’t have a car payment. But I do have a dog.

SOMETHINGS TO CONSIDER.
(Listed on my Profile as "Ideal Person". However..."Ideal Person" cannot be discribed in a paragraph, only found by happy accident.)
--- I'm tired of dating men who need a pharmacy to stay up all night. But I'm not ready to rob cradles to find someone with a little spunk. I'm looking for a man (average Joes welcome) who can make me laugh...not giggle...but laugh! A guy who can talk about the serious issues that surround us...and still find a little humor in the event. A gent who enjoys a beer with a crowd and and a reisling by the fire. He should be between 30 and 35, 5'10" or over, in pretty good shape, financially secure and NOT a tightwad.

Become a member to create a blog