My philosophies...twisted as they may be  

Nightguy_1961 55M
3324 posts
5/10/2006 5:18 am

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My philosophies...twisted as they may be

Some guidelines and thoughts that govern my way of being:

Life is not a spectator sport; get in there and play as hard as you never know when the Big Referee is going to pull you from the game.

If faced with two evils, try the one that is new to you.

As you walk life's path, take time to think about your fellow man....he may be plotting against you.

What goes around, comes around...the trick is to be somewhere else when it comes back around.

Lead me not into temptation...I can find it on my own, thank you very much!!

Time is relative: ten minutes with your in-laws is not equal with ten minutes with the person you lust for.

Love is like biting into a burrito; you never know what you get until you bite into it, and then it's too late.

Nothing is more beautiful than a woman's body...period.

The pen is mightier than the sword...if you can stab the swordsman in the temple before he can react; otherwise, you're f*cked!

No matter what bad thing you do, you will be forgiven by an old dog, a small child, and your grandmother.

Stupidity can be corrected, but ignorance is a crime worthy of the electric chair.

If at first you don't succeed, buy her another margarita.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush...but try buying gas with that damn bird!!!

Words are like bullets in a gun: be careful at how you use them.

If thou taketh my cloak, I will offer thee my coat. If thou striketh my left cheek,I will knocketh the f*cketh out of thee!

Okay, that's enough silliness...

©NG61 2006

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
5/10/2006 5:47 am

thx 4 a smile

~ smilez ~

Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/10/2006 10:08 pm:
I'm glad you liked it and that it made you smile.....


rm_shannee2006 52F
3355 posts
5/10/2006 6:28 am

My particular favorites are the ones about choosing a new evil to explore, finding temptation on your own and the beauty of a woman's body. I really enjoyed the morning laughter. Have a terrific day!

Yup...this juiciness is from me....


Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/10/2006 10:10 pm:
Thank you, shannee....the same to you!!!

rm_CuummDrop 48F
2591 posts
5/10/2006 6:32 am

Thank You for the giggles this morning.... Mucho appreciated..

and one i so often quote and live by....

"When you come to the edge of all light, and must take a step into the darkness of the unknown, believe that one of two things will happen; either there will be something solid on which to stand, or you will learn how to fly." - Patrick Overton

Take Care,, and Enjoy Your trip... smiles..


Now won't last forever, so use it wisely~c

Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/10/2006 10:11 pm:
Thank you wendy...glad I could help....

Your quote puts the term "a leap of faith" in a whole new perspective if you think about it....

Thanks...we will try to enjoy ourselves this weekend....

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
5/10/2006 6:40 am

i enjoyed that and needed the laugh

I'm a

i'm here to stay

Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/10/2006 10:12 pm:
Thank you papy...but if you keep sticking your tongue out at me, I'll have to talk to the Mother Superior at your convent

MamChelle 48F  
1443 posts
5/10/2006 6:41 am

never seems to be enough silliness.... i needed this laugh. ty c

Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/10/2006 10:12 pm:

Trust me....hang around me long enough and you'll see more than enough silliness


Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
5/10/2006 7:17 am

I can relate to some of these!!!


Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/10/2006 10:13 pm:
Glad I was able to bring a smile to your face, Whisper

btw, how's the headache? Need a hand with anything?

rm_PeanutJackie 35F
1286 posts
5/10/2006 7:38 am

thanks for the giggle

"I am beautiful no matter what you say, words can't bring me down. So don't you bring me down today."

Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/10/2006 10:14 pm: are quite welcome...thanks for enjoying them

ohcurious14 59M
1683 posts
5/10/2006 7:49 am

Well NG all i can do or say is "Been there done that!"
I too have had days like these and in all honesty there is nothing wrong either.

Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/10/2006 10:15 pm:
You forgot

"Been there done the tshirt to prove it!!"



5/10/2006 8:54 am

Mo truth than silly! Loved em....{=}

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/10/2006 10:16 pm:

Thank you...and I still love the pics!!!

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

5/10/2006 9:49 am

I loved the following...because it is so true.

"What goes around, comes around...the trick is to be somewhere else when it comes back around."

Thanks for the laugh.

Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/10/2006 10:16 pm:

I'm glad you liked them...and welcome to my world!!!

ButteryDelight 58F

5/10/2006 11:22 am

*giggles*..There is nothing like laughter to brighten your day. Thanks for the day brightener.

Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/10/2006 10:17 pm:

You are quite welcome...anytime.....

NGs_lady 64F
762 posts
5/10/2006 11:34 am

Ok I know what you think on this subject. Whats next?

Hugs, love and respect

NGs_lady/ Lady Stee

Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/10/2006 10:17 pm:
My lady,

That depends on just what you have in mind, my dear

NSAAddict 42F

5/10/2006 12:39 pm

Those are excellent NG, some of my favorites

Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/10/2006 10:18 pm:

I'm glad you liked them....

still love those white thigh highs....whew!!

HBowt2 58F

5/10/2006 2:20 pm

life is not a spectator sport; get in there and play as hard as you never know when the Big Referee is going to pull you from the game.

This and the one 'life is not a dress rehearsal' are my favorites...

Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/10/2006 10:19 pm:

"If all the world's a stage, I want better lighting!!!"

I'm glad you enjoyed them...thank you....

wickedeasy 66F  
25463 posts
5/10/2006 4:00 pm

Mae West

"if i have to choose between two evils, i always pick the one i haven't tried yet"

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/10/2006 10:21 pm:

I knew I'd heared it somewhere before....

another one:

"Kind words and a gun will get you further than kind words alone." - Al Capone

Glad you liked them.....

Fox4aKnight1 43F

5/10/2006 4:26 pm

LOL very cute hun gottaa use some of those

Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/10/2006 10:22 pm:
I'm glad you liked my guest!!!

libgemOH 56M/52F

5/10/2006 4:42 pm

Funny and mostly true!! Thanks L!! -B

Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/10/2006 10:22 pm:
As I said, I have a rather twisted view of the world in general...

Glad you liked them....



5/10/2006 6:56 pm

lmao... love all those.. thanks for the laugh

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat

Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/10/2006 10:24 pm:

I'm glad you liked them...

wow....pragmaticCTcpl, libgemOH, and MRSMUFFLAND...all together in my blog at one time...

I better turn on the air's getting hot in here!!!

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
5/10/2006 10:09 pm

Finally a philosopher I can respect...


Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/10/2006 10:27 pm:

Glad you liked them....though Will Rogers and Hemmingway are far more entertaining....

and Papa Hemmingway picked up the check at least!!!

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
5/11/2006 5:02 am

"If thou taketh my cloak, I will offer thee my coat. If thou striketh my left cheek,I will knocketh the f*cketh out of thee!"

Love that one!

Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/11/2006 10:17 pm:
You can imagine what kind of Sunday School teacher I was at one time, now can't you?

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
5/11/2006 7:51 pm

"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity." -- Albert Einstein

Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/11/2006 10:18 pm:
I based my comment on Einstein's quote.....nice observation.

wondertwins2006 43F/38F
138 posts
5/24/2006 6:01 pm

Forgiven? By your grandmother? I must have the wrong grandmother.

Nightguy_1961 replies on 5/24/2006 6:55 pm:
It was something I heard long ago.....and my Grandmother could forgive just about anything....


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