A F*cking Machine?!?!?!  

Nightguy_1961 55M
3324 posts
4/7/2006 3:28 am

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4/8/2006 7:26 pm

A F*cking Machine?!?!?!

Okay...maybe I'm a bit behind the times here...I'm not ashamed to admit it.

A few months ago, I was surfing the net looking at some porn when I came across some pictures of women being screwed by machines. Some of the pictures were of a BDSM nature, with the woman restrained, but most showed women just leaning back while a contraption worked a dildo in & out. I figured it was just staged...little did I know.

Not only are these machines for real, but you can have your very own R2D2 for sexual pleasure. They range in price from $150 to over $2000...from just a basic single piston to machines that can go both vaginally and anally...or even two women at once.

The other night, Real Sex on HBO had a feature about a website that specializes in machine sex. The women were a little apprehensive, but afterward, they said it was great. One model said it was the best sex she'd ever had...although she missed the cuddling afterwards.

Women...would you take on a machine? Or have you tried it before? Liked it? Hated it?

Men...Do you feel that the robots are closing in on our turf? Or do you think these machines are no more threat than a vibrator?

NG61...thinking his toaster is making a pass at his lady

©Nightguy_1961 2006

libgemOH 56M/52F

4/7/2006 3:36 am

I had a friend years ago that had a clip of that machine on his computer. I have to admit, I was intrigued as hell!! Would I try it? Hell yeah! Would I buy one? Better things to spend my money on. I'm one that likes toys and it would just be another toy!! -B

Nightguy_1961 replies on 4/8/2006 4:39 pm:

If you do try one...we want pictures!!! Inquiring minds want to see!!

wickedeasy 66F  
25463 posts
4/7/2006 6:07 am

i have tried one or two - and btw, the little sawsall one in it's handy dandy carrying case is a piece of ^&&**

when it comes right down to it - sure, it'll get you off but where's the fun? who do you talk to? who rumbles in your ear and makes you feel like your world is going to implode? who pulls your head back by the hair and bites your throat? it's a damn machine...........

hell, ladies, get a shower massage - fast efficient and very sanitary

and Night - dinna fret me darlin'
ain't nothing gonna take the place of a real live human being

grins at the idea of having the space, time, inclination to set up one of those thangs in a house full of family

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

Nightguy_1961 replies on 4/8/2006 4:40 pm:

There is one on JT's Stockroom's website that looks interesting...the Slavedriver...check it out.

As I said, I can see the use of one in a BDSM scene. I think it could be.....interesting to say the least.

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
4/7/2006 6:51 am

I've seen those machines on porn sites too. Some of them are pretty cleaver. Would I ever try one? Sure. Would I ever buy one - I very much doubt it.


Nightguy_1961 replies on 4/8/2006 4:41 pm:

As I told gem above...pictures...lots and lots of pictures!!!!

MamChelle 48F  
1443 posts
4/7/2006 11:38 am

*wicked grins* Have ...might...except that i would still be missing being held, and cuddled, and cared for, in a way only a Master can ever really do.....

Nightguy_1961 replies on 4/8/2006 4:42 pm:

The day they invent a machine that can hold & cuddle a woman, I'm joining the priesthood

Just call me Father Night.

Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
4/7/2006 8:15 pm

Okay...my two cents worth:

I'm not threatened by one of those machines. As a Dom, I could see using such a machine in a scene involving orgasm denial/control.

I have to agree with what's been said above, the cost of such machines scares the crap out of me...plus, as wickedeasy said, trying to set up such a contraption with the brain-dead stepson & his bubble butt girlfriend coming in and out of the house...and the other kids...and the grandkids.

Not to mention, answering phone calls would be interesting, "I'm sorry Mom, my lady can't come to the phone right now....she taking a spin on the Phuck-o-matic 3000 right now"

clitalicious67 49F

4/7/2006 11:03 pm

I think I want the real thing...nothing like flesh on flesh...

Nightguy_1961 replies on 4/7/2006 11:48 pm:
*volunteers to be the real thing for clita*

rm_DarkenMist 105F

4/8/2006 7:10 am

the machine is good when it has a control box and your the Dom in control. just tie the submissive up and turn it on stick in and play with the controls or tell the submissive not to cum and perhaps turn it on high and leave the room making them wonder if you will return. or blindfold the sub before the sub knows whats going to happen. there are things you can do to make it fun for both especially if your into bdsm. dont recommend it to vanilla lifestylers though. and yes of course not recommended for a house full of people unless you have a room that is soundproof and/or you have the sub gagged....there are advantages and disadvantages for such a device.

Nightguy_1961 replies on 4/8/2006 4:43 pm:

You're a woman after my own heart...so when can we get together and compare notes?

NGs_lady 64F
762 posts
4/8/2006 7:05 pm

it was the blender not the toaster lol

Nightguy_1961 replies on 4/8/2006 7:27 pm:
Oops, my bad...sorry I took the baseball bat to the toaster now. LOL

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