This is for the ladies....  

NightOfPassion2 58M
245 posts
5/17/2005 12:14 pm

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12/5/2007 1:03 pm

This is for the ladies....


Just got this in an email....posting for a laugh....got it from a lady friend......

Men are like....
Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you
2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ........Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like .......Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ......Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ...Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off
8. Men are like ........Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ......Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ...Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any
understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to
know !!!!!!!!!!

purejoy4fem 46F/44F
682 posts
5/19/2005 10:50 am

#13 is the best


rm_janeraped 41F
3772 posts
12/3/2007 5:01 pm

lol, I like the mascara (#9) and parking spots (#13) one. Now, wonder if there's a female equivalent that can bring laughs to guys...

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