Capitalism Explained - Using Sheep?  

NiceGuyMush 47M
111 posts
5/29/2006 4:03 pm

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5/30/2006 6:51 pm

Capitalism Explained - Using Sheep?


and finally … capitalism and corporations … explained using sheep:

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
* You have two sheep.
* You sell one and buy a ram.
* Your flock multiplies, and the economy grows.
* You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION:
* You have two sheep.
* You sell one, and force the other to produce the wool of four sheep.
* You are surprised when the sheep drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:
* You have two sheep.
* You go on strike because you want three sheep.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
* You have two sheep.
* You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary sheep and produce 20 times the wool.
* You then create clever sheep cartoon images called Sheepkimon and market them worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:
* You have two sheep.
* You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and shear themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:
* You have two sheep.
* Both die from foot and mouth.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
* You have two sheep, but you don't know where they are.
* You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
* You have two sheep.
* You count them and learn you have five sheep.
* You count them again and learn you have 42 sheep.
* You count them again and learn you have 12 sheep.
* You stop counting sheep and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:
* You have 5,000 sheep, none of which belong to you.
* You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:
* You have two sheep.
* You have 300 people shearing them.
* You claim full employment, high productivity, and arrest the newsman
who reported the numbers.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION:
* You have two sheep.
* That one on the left is kinda cute…

What makes men think this was written by an Australian?

LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
5/29/2006 4:38 pm

LMAO!!!!! Hi Mate!!!!

you couldnt fool a gal from the gong!! .. wolongong born.

That is funny ... hope its ok with you ... cause if it is ok, it's goin to all my friends.

LilJessicaSQuirt


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