Help! You've knelt and I don't wanna get up!  

NewJackSwing 43M
160 posts
6/2/2005 2:51 pm

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Help! You've knelt and I don't wanna get up!

A friend of mine recently sent me this icon. Personally I find it to be rather amusing. Of course given my physical situation I find humour in alot of things that some would take offence to. But in this instance, I think it's funnier than heck. But at the same time too it made me think.

In society there are alot of places that aren't "barrier free" meaning that it's hard for people with physical disabilities to get around in. It's kind of annoying when you want to go into a store but can't because it isn't properly accessible. For some buildings it's because of how old they are whereas some owners just don't think of it. I don't fault anyone really but things should be accessible to EVERYONE regardless of physical limitations or ability. A little common sense and courtesy would be nice.

So I am going to conduct my own research into accessibility. You see, I just got this butt spanking brand new wheelchair and I am not that sure yet what I can or can't do with it.

So I have to ask (and just as the image in-dick-tates .. no .. I mean INDICATES!) does anyone want to help me find out if my wheelchair is truly "barrier free"? And keep in mind that this is purely for "research purposes" only ... I assure you!

Accepting applications now!


DirtyLilSecret66 55F

6/2/2005 4:16 pm

"butt spanking" ... ya just HAD to go there, didn't ya. VERY CUTE!

"Lil"


NewJackSwing 43M

6/2/2005 5:35 pm

DirtyLilSecret66: Actually no I didn't! *lol* They were the first words that popped into my mind when I put it together ... HONEST!

Sooooooo ... will you be applying for the position?

I assure you it's purely for research only!


Ultraviolet_69 62F

6/5/2005 2:35 pm

I'll gladly assist you with your research project.


NewJackSwing 43M

6/6/2005 9:33 pm

Ultraviolet_69: Ah that's so wonderful! Thank you for volunteering your time for this worthwhile "research"! I hope we can conduct it some time soon!


Ultraviolet_69 62F

6/7/2005 2:44 pm

Anytime. It's hot now in Phoenix and would get even hotter upon your arrival.


NewJackSwing 43M

6/8/2005 1:58 pm

Ultraviolet_69: Is that so? Do tell why!

I should make an application form for all potential applicants!


Ultraviolet_69 62F

6/8/2005 4:40 pm

Well, currently the outside temp is 94 degrees and the thought of being on my knees checking the accessibility of your cock has my mouth watering and raising the temp inside my box significantly higher than 98.6


rm_RebelAngel64 52F
7 posts
6/8/2005 8:57 pm

::raising her hand to volunteer:: i'm up for it if you are


NewJackSwing 43M

6/9/2005 12:58 am

Well then .. I guess I need to find a way then to put out that fire!


NewJackSwing 43M

6/9/2005 9:34 am

RebelAngel64: Well then .. of course I am! I have no make definate sure! I mean, don't test results often vary? I'll need cum-fermation .. errr .. confirmation .. of my results!


NewJackSwing 43M

6/10/2005 3:20 pm

Ultraviolet_69: Now that I think of it (and should have been real obvious to be!), I know what would take care of that burning feeling you have down below .. actually call it a pretty good feeling actually! And it'd be enjoyable .. I mean .. for research purposes .. *ahem* Come on down!

RebelAngel64: I'm up for it of course! And am 100% sure and more than willing to have your participation! Let me know! *hehe*

Ok .. this is crazy .. I commented in my own blog and seem to be talking to myself .. stupid heat!


Ultraviolet_69 62F

6/10/2005 11:51 pm

mmmmmmm Bob Seeger sings a song about the Fire Down Below. I am a scientist so I thoroughly enjoy research and I'll especially enjoy working with the appratus you'll provide.


NewJackSwing 43M

6/13/2005 9:37 am

Ultraviolet_69: I always loved the song "Night Moves" By Bob .. such an imaginative lyricist!

And if you're a scientist .. are you a mad scientist? well .. I will be your Guinea Pig and will take pride in your work and enjoy you working with my apparatus!


Ultraviolet_69 62F

6/14/2005 12:13 am

Wouldn't say I'm a mad scientist, just a horny one. Of course I'll have to wear my lab coat and nothing else. I'd better get busy writing my grant application to the National Science Foundation (NSF)so we can fund this critical research.
(Night Moves is a beautiful song. You're right about Bob Seeger being an imaginative lyracist. "She's totally committed to major independence. She's a lady through and through...They do respect her butt. They love to watch her strut.")


NewJackSwing 43M

6/17/2005 2:29 pm

JUST a lab coat and nothing else? That conjures up interesting images! (wonders how that would look though!)

We MUST get the funding approved! WE MUST!

It's been so long since I listened to my Bob Seeger .. I should put some on ...


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