Dirty Old Men! Gotta Love Em  

NaughtyNurseMn 48F
212 posts
1/6/2006 9:47 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Dirty Old Men! Gotta Love Em

Q. How can you tell a head nurse?
A. She's the one with the dirty knees!

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I was once assessing an elderly man who was being admitted to my unit. I finally got to the cardiovascular conditions and asked him if he had ever had angina. He replied "Why HELL NO! That is a female part."
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As a new nurse, I used to hostess at blood pressure clinics for the American Red Cross in my community. I would go to the senior apartment buildings to check blood pressures once a month for the people who lived there.

One very memorable gentleman sat across from me and followed my directions quite well. I told him, "Hold out your arm, keep it straight, palm up" the next thing I knew, as I am pumping the blood pressure cuff up... he took liberty to feel me up! NOT KIDDING! His fingers were flittering across my breast gathering all the feel he could! I sat there astonished. I couldn't even concentrate on the numbers buzzing down the cuff as I tried to read his blood pressure. It was a guarantee that my blood pressure was up though. It was so amusing that this sweet looking older gentleman in his 80's got such pleasure out of a quick naughty feel from my chest. I didn't know what to say, so I quickly let out the air from the cuff and gave him a ficticious reading, excusing him quickly from my table. He grinned at me with a sheepish look on his face and I, in turn, shared a crystal clear glaze that made it perfectly evident that he shouldn't try that again! Gotta love those dirty old men!


The Naughtiest Nurse You'll Ever Know...

xoxoxoxoxoxoxo,
N.N.


NaughtyNurseMn 48F
74 posts
1/6/2006 10:40 pm

Having a Naughty Nurses makes for intersting in patient stay!

The Naughtiest Nurse You'll Ever Know...

xoxoxoxoxoxoxo,
N.N.


online69n 51F

1/7/2006 8:53 am

nice of you to help a feller out like that
you probably made his day explosive!

thanks for the kind post


im_curious_4u 50M

1/7/2006 9:07 am

I'm sure his blood pressure was way off the charts anyway. I know mine would be tickling your sexy titties.


rm_TDes062 54M
1 post
1/10/2006 1:01 pm

This story got my blood pressure running a bit high, also. I envy the old koot, but I would stay professional if I were your patient.


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