More dumb questions  

Mysterylady1961 55F
33 posts
6/5/2006 4:07 pm

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6/11/2006 2:06 pm

More dumb questions

What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?

How much can I get away with and still go to heaven?

how is it possible to run out of space?

Who killed the Dead sea?

How do you know that honesty is the best policy unless you扉e tried some of the others?

why aren愒 there ever any guilty bystanders?

If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun,is a proverb a word used in place of a verb?

Why do they call it chilli if its hot?

If all the world is a stage where are the audience sitting?

Why do they make cars that go so fast its illegal?

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighter fight fire,what do freedom fighters fight?

Why do they report power outrages on tv?

Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close up?

Why do we call something sent by a car a shipment and something sent by a ship a cargo?

If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?

WHY do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

If Superman is so smart then why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?

Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?

Why do we wash bath towels+Aren愒 we clean when we use them?

Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you can愒 drink and drive?

Why don愒 they call mustaches mouthbrows?

If work is so terrific,how come they have to pay you to do it?

Why is a person who plays a piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?

If you didn愒 get caught did you really do it?

Why get even when you can get odd.


LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
6/5/2006 4:57 pm

mystery

Lol ... .those are really great .... im gonna copy them and keep for future refernce ... if it's ok with you.

LilJessicaSQuirt
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Mysterylady1961 55F

6/11/2006 2:06 pm

Yes Jessica.its well.,no problem,go ahead and copy them out. Scribble away!!Hope you get a bit of a giggle and chuckle out of e´m like I do..LOL.


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