Picking on blondes today lol  

Myhoneysrooster 68M
676 posts
6/5/2006 11:15 am

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6/7/2006 10:14 am

Picking on blondes today lol


A blonde went into the emergency room with her index finger shot off.

What happened asked the doctor?

The blonde replied I tried to commit suicide!

You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your index finger?

No replied the blonde. First I pointed the gun at my chest, then thought I just paid $16,000 for those, I'm not ruining them.

Then I put the gun in my mouth. But, I thought I just paid $5,000 to have my teeth fixed, I'm not ruining them.

Next I put the gun to my ear but thought, This is going to be loud, so I stuck my index finger in my other ear.

Hear about the near catastrophe at the mall.
There was a power outage and six blondes were stuck on the escalator for five hours.

themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
6/5/2006 11:35 am

simple, you need to get laid!

Virtue Alone Ennobles


Myhoneysrooster 68M
882 posts
6/5/2006 12:09 pm

Yes I do Krissy. Yes I do.


phoenix639 49F

6/5/2006 12:16 pm

grrrrrrr


Myhoneysrooster 68M
882 posts
6/5/2006 1:49 pm

Figured that would get to you Phoe. LOL
Had you in mind whenI posted this. Guess you can tell I'm in a really good mood today. Picking on everyone.


phoenix639 49F

6/6/2006 2:56 am

Rooster....how dare you lmao.

You need a jolly good thrashing for that.


flagg134 36M
1582 posts
6/6/2006 9:45 pm

Wont comment far enough in dog house must dig way out don't do it flagg....ROFLMAO

Damn you Rooster.

RF


themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
6/7/2006 1:19 am

and how was your night? did the cock crow at midnight?

no cocks here.....sigh


Virtue Alone Ennobles


Myhoneysrooster 68M
882 posts
6/7/2006 10:14 am

Well hell Kris if you and I didn't have bad luck we wouldn't have any luck!!


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