I'm tired  

Myhoneysrooster 68M
676 posts
6/11/2006 10:20 pm

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6/18/2006 8:21 pm

I'm tired

Going to bed soon but was just thinking about some of the aches and pains.
Haven't had to many problems in life with them considering,
I broke my back in a skiing accident

had the right side of my skull caved in

stabbed in the chest

stabbed in the leg

bullet hole through my calf and out in three places

Bullet grazed my forehead

Broke both wrists

broke one arm

torn the cartilege(or whatever) in my left ankle

broke the knuckle on my little finger, he had a hell of a jaw.

crushed my right shoulder

ripped off my left tricep muscle

dislocated both top ribs

broke 3 ribs on the right side

dislocated my left elbow

dislocated my left shoulder

cracked my shoulder blade

broke the joint on my left shoulder bone

dislocated two discs in my neck

spun my right knee cap to the side

had my right jaw sliced open with a knife, Damn he was fast. Well for a while anyway

no bone in the tip of my right index finger

no bone in the tip of my left middle finger

big scar where the axe hit my left big toe. Almost lost it.

broke my nose several times ( Ok I used to like fighting when I was young and dumb)

And a few years ago met Mr. Arthur Ritis.

No damn wonder I ache when I get tired. But, I ain't near ready to call it quits just yet. Still got a lot of miles to go on this old Bird.

How was your young life? lol

phoenix639 49F

6/11/2006 11:32 pm

Bloody hell big man, you would be glue if you was a horse.

Jeez its a wonder Honey lets you out at all....youre trouble pmsl.

themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
6/12/2006 12:21 am

sweetie, go home , put that "do not disturb or i will blow your fucking head off" sign on the door and get laid..
your whining is getting a bit much..

who loves ya..

Virtue Alone Ennobles

Myhoneysrooster 68M
882 posts
6/12/2006 10:13 am

Sweet Krissy,
Much as I hate to I have to correc t you on something.
I don't whine, complain, moan and groan or any of these.

I plain old bitch. LOL

SensuousWoman3 55F
3106 posts
6/17/2006 1:58 am

Sheez! Thank goodness you believe in wearing that bullet-proof nut cup! LMAO!

PS (When your dick gets stiff, it's NOT Athur Ritus. A deep heat rub is recommended, but do NOT use Icy Hot! Natural methods are recommended for the most immediate relief.)

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