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Going to bed soon but was just thinking about some of the aches and pains.
Haven't had to many problems in life with them considering,
I broke my back in a skiing accident
had the right side of my skull caved in
stabbed in the chest
stabbed in the leg
bullet hole through my calf and out in three places
Bullet grazed my forehead
Broke both wrists
broke one arm
torn the cartilege(or whatever) in my left ankle
broke the knuckle on my little finger, he had a hell of a jaw.
crushed my right shoulder
ripped off my left tricep muscle
dislocated both top ribs
broke 3 ribs on the right side
dislocated my left elbow
dislocated my left shoulder
cracked my shoulder blade
broke the joint on my left shoulder bone
dislocated two discs in my neck
spun my right knee cap to the side
had my right jaw sliced open with a knife, Damn he was fast. Well for a while anyway
no bone in the tip of my right index finger
no bone in the tip of my left middle finger
big scar where the axe hit my left big toe. Almost lost it.
broke my nose several times ( Ok I used to like fighting when I was young and dumb)
And a few years ago met Mr. Arthur Ritis.
No damn wonder I ache when I get tired. But, I ain't near ready to call it quits just yet. Still got a lot of miles to go on this old Bird.
How was your young life? lol
6/11/2006 11:32 pm
Bloody hell big man, you would be glue if you was a horse.|
Jeez its a wonder Honey lets you out at all....youre trouble pmsl.
6/12/2006 12:21 am
sweetie, go home , put that "do not disturb or i will blow your fucking head off" sign on the door and get laid.. |
your whining is getting a bit much..
who loves ya..
Virtue Alone Ennobles
6/12/2006 10:13 am
Much as I hate to I have to correc t you on something.
I don't whine, complain, moan and groan or any of these.
I plain old bitch. LOL
6/17/2006 1:58 am
Sheez! Thank goodness you believe in wearing that bullet-proof nut cup! LMAO! |
PS (When your dick gets stiff, it's NOT Athur Ritus. A deep heat rub is recommended, but do NOT use Icy Hot! Natural methods are recommended for the most immediate relief.)