Why I'm Here  

MyUnRealLoverOne 46M
87 posts
3/21/2006 11:15 am

Last Read:
3/25/2006 11:09 pm

Why I'm Here

Many have asked me what am I doing on this friendly site. So, I am going to tell all a yuz! Let me start by telling all a yuz what I’m am not here for:

I am not here to get laid....I am here to get band aids
I am not here to find dates....I am here to find Master Bates
I am not here looking for love....I am here looking for "wuv"
I am not here to game....I am here to make my name

However, I have been a squirt and been able to squirt others by being here. I am learning valuable lessons as I go, and I hope to avoid sqiurting anyone else. So, if you think you want to get to know me or get closer too me, you should buy an umbrella.

I will probably end up squirting you for one reason or another. There, I have given fair warning!

Now, can we all just get slap happy and spank the monkey???



rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
3/21/2006 11:50 am

I havent had a good squirt lately, go for it.


papyrina 50F
21133 posts
3/21/2006 11:58 am

never had one


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


jadedbabe78 105F

3/21/2006 12:35 pm

Ummm, what if we don't have a monkey to spank??

Can I get one on loan?


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
3/21/2006 12:46 pm

The mattress pads have your name written all over them
funny boy!

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


MoutnainGirl 37F

3/21/2006 1:11 pm

Umm.. its funny.. butI still don't get the ramblings..

Moutnain Girl

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ticktock500 43M

3/21/2006 1:34 pm

    Quoting jadedbabe78:
    Ummm, what if we don't have a monkey to spank??

    Can I get one on loan?
i got one for you
(sorry for wheezing on chicks in your blog)


KC_JJ 53M

3/21/2006 5:37 pm

My premonition of your arrival had your name being MyPhoneyLoverToo. So that I got the name wrong but your appearance now still validates my initial and quite ridiculous clairvoyant vision.

MMM [ MMM


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
3/21/2006 6:17 pm

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Purry


rm_rsp54 58F
531 posts
3/22/2006 10:30 am

I'll pet the kitty while you spank the monkey. Meowwww


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