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Crash and Burn!
Crash and Burn!
Damn! Another bummer night.
Earlier in the week, a guy calls me up and wants to come to one of my parties. He told me to check out him and his wife's profile. So, I kick start the old slug (my computer is really old..doesn't even have electric start), log into AdultFriendFinder (about 2 hours waiting time), look up their profile and check it out. Hey....she's a looker! Some pic's. Looks better than a new set of Pearl Custom drums. (That's drummer talk, for all you pore folk out there). And she's built like a shiny new set of cymbal stands.
So, I e-mail the dude back and give him an invitation to our next party.
The next day, here's another e-mail from the guy; he's telling me that he wants to bring his lady over sooner for kind of an "audition".
Never heard of that one before. I've had auditions, but never for a swinging party. This is a new twist.
He also tells me that she wants to do a "practice strip" and maybe a few extra curricular activities.
Hey! I'm always up for that. I'll settle for the practice strip....plus "extra curricular activities"? This is a "go".
So, I e-mail him back again, give him my phone number and tell him to call me for directions. One hour later, he's on the phone, excited as hell. He tells me that they'll be here at 7:30PM, Friday night...and his wife is ready and excited. I remind him that my girl friend is in San Diego, so it'll just be the 3 of us. He tells me that it's no problem...he's horny to watch her with me, anyway. So, I tell him to "come on down".
So, today, I spend all day getting everything set up, cleaned up and all ready for them. I got myself all cleaned up, put on some of that "catch me, screw me" after shave, popped my Viagra and sat down and waited.
Finally, 7:30 comes. I'm watching my street like a hawk....no cars. When the phone finally rang at 7:40, I already felt it coming.
"Hey, Jim....this is ---. We can't make it. My wife just got home and she's tired, cranky and sweaty and told me to call it off. Let's make it another time, ok?"
So, I said, "Oh, yeah...sure...ok...another time."
Then, he said, "Let's keep in touch."
Now, I'm in a conundrum. What the hell do I do about this guy? Do I keep in touch? Or, do I just write him off like so many others. I can't tell if he's bullshittin' me or not. Naturally, I'm a little pissed because of all the preparations I made...plus, I used up a Viagra (That's $12.50 in Mexico...plus gas, etc. to go get it) that is just going to waste....well, not really. Got some good pic's on AdultFriendFinder....ha ha ha!
I feel like a drummer using flammable cymbals....CRASH & BURN!!!
5/7/2006 4:00 pm
Hey musicman, I'm EroticaXTC...I'm checking out your blog as part of Sexy D's last game...My brother played the drums for 20 years, I have a soft spot for you banghards, LOL|