Why yees kinni find ma house  

MrsGreenhenky 37F
213 posts
8/17/2005 5:11 pm

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Why yees kinni find ma house

Wese has hadda problem down ours fer a long time like.If yees be havin visytors yees gotta geetem here yeesels.Fer wees ha no street signs.Weses ha lotsa footba posts n murals a graffeti tha usta be signs, aye tha we do .Ba yees din kin be able ta geet lost fer sure.

Souse ahh was dead happy like ta hear tha wees isiny alone in this like.

This issa extracty aba ausytra .

The last time wees visited ta Austrian town of F**king, everything was going along fine. Tourism was picking up and the community tolerated people making fun of the town's unique name.

Now, however, the Mayor of F**king is ... well, f**king mad beause tourists keep stealing the road signs bearing the town's name. Make that British tourists.(wha a surpries there yees dinni say.pmsl)

Mayor Siegfried Hauppl said the small town always attracted a lot of attention from tourists driving up from nearby Salzburg to pose for pictures in front of the signs. The mayor acknowledges that the money tourists spend in the area is welcome, but said locals are sick and tired of having to replace the signs because people have been stealing them as souvenirs.

"We had a vote last year on whether to rename the town, but decided to keep it as it is. After all, F**king has existed for 800 years, probably when a Mr. F**k or the F**k family moved into the area. The 'ing' was added as a word for settlement," the mayor explained to reporters this week.

Apparently the villagers didn't find out about the English meaning of the word until British and American soldiers stationed in the area in 1945 started arriving in large numbers.

"We all know what it means now, but for us F**king is F**king - we don't give it a second thought."

Franz Duernsteiner, an expert on bizarre Austrian village names, said the residents of F**king were actually very "conservative" people.

"Most of them can speak English, and when someone asks them where they come from they are a little ashamed to say it," he said.

Residents of two other Austrian communities, Windpassing and Wank on the Lake, suffer a similar reluctance, Duernsteiner added.

Eye thinks the residents should not feel ashamed just because English-speaking tourists are too ignorant to know or fully appreciate the town's 800-year heritage. Instead of being shy about it, they should say it loud and say it proud: "I'm pleased to be a F**king resident!"

The same, of course, would apply to Windpassing residents and Wank on the ... uh ... Lakers. K.

Ahh hasten te point out tha any opinionys expressed in this column are entirely ma own like, n ta magaziny ahhhhhh plagy rised it fra.

rm_kitamarou 57M
75 posts
8/18/2005 7:31 am

Your wonderful body has a hard, hot one immediately before the
launching of Spelma.

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
8/18/2005 10:00 am

F***ing great

GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
8/18/2005 2:47 pm

i bet the local post office should be pretty busy.....

Tala4u2 54M  
2961 posts
8/18/2005 9:05 pm

So the residents of these towns are called, Fuckers, Wankers and Winders.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,

rm_willie8one2 70M
573 posts
8/28/2005 6:25 pm

There is an Americanized version in the state of Pennsylvania called Intercourse and it just down the road from Blue Balls. I guess you get the one if you do to much of the other.

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