Down ta pub pt2  

MrsGreenhenky 37F
213 posts
6/29/2005 6:16 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Down ta pub pt2

Okies ye kin firsties a tha post ai ha somfink ta say souse listen yee up ye kin laddies n lassies.Thank yees all fer lookin ah me posts.Ah will try n answer alls yees comments.

Ba ah will nee stand abuse or ta takin aa piss.Gedditt.Good.

Yees knows who yees is.Ahh talk the kin good scots aye.Nigh ta crap a horse shit .Souse I is watchin ye Especially Hippy crusty pants mon okies.So be good ta Mrs Green an she'll be good ta yee, ye kin?

(Mr green yees can say what yees likes but ahh nows who does ta standing up n ta trouser

Nows ahh have a few more lines fer you.The official term is Henkyisms :

"Ah hates everybody ye kin n youse is next"

"I warns ye I has attitude n knows howta use it"

"Whys does laddies wiv closed minds always open their mouths"

"If we are what we eats youse is fast, cheap n easy"

"I is sos if ah looked interested laddie I is not"

"Im nigh ye type I ha a pulse"

"Ye kin right it looks lika willy ah but eets smaller"

"What does I look like ? Flypaper fer freaks?!"

"Youse woulda be outta yees depth in a puddle"

"Youse is deprivin a village somewhere of an idiot"

"Id like ta say somefink nice about yees ba yees hasena paid me enough"

"Is tha a goatee or has a bird just crapped on yees chin"

"Yese nigh paranoid laddie, everyone does hate yees"

Until next time I is MrsGreenHenky and ahh de kin need a pint.

rm_greenhenky 42M
14 posts
6/29/2005 7:29 pm

@ Henkyisms your enough to make anyone do a RUNNER

rm_greenhenky 42M
14 posts
6/29/2005 7:51 pm

what does blog mean??........when you gettin out??......whats a borg??...........Hippy crusty pants wheres spit the dog????.....i expect some answers next time i visit

yours truely Mr (the real)Greenhenky

Tala4u2 54M  
2957 posts
6/29/2005 9:16 pm

Just having a lavicious perve at you Not a single redeeming thought is going through my mind except sex happym; + happyf; = >>!

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/30/2005 5:51 am

I am beginning to think that tala's mind is stuck. (at least he got stuck on something fun)

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
7/2/2005 6:33 am

My fav's out of this list:

"I warns ye I has attitude n knows howta use it"

"What does I look like ? Flypaper fer freaks?!"

"Youse woulda be outta yees depth in a puddle"

"Youse is deprivin a village somewhere of an idiot"

MrsG, I'll find a time and place to use those and get back to you on how they worked!

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
7/3/2005 6:34 am

all very good,

I'm a

i'm here to stay

MrsGreenhenky 37F

7/3/2005 6:20 pm

Och mr yees knows yee geets otta breath by ta time yees reach ta door ye kin.Ahh thinks hippy mon got ta wrong idea when ahh told him te put hees meat onta barbie n do a spit roast aye.Nows save yees breath ta blow up yer shag fer tonite.Ahh tells yee ahh ha never seen anythin as uglys as yer mr green wivout payin admission.Ba i loves yee , ye sasanch.

MrsGreenhenky 37F

7/3/2005 6:22 pm

mr tala sexy bum, geet yer arse oer here like.I like action nee wordys.

MrsGreenhenky 37F

7/3/2005 6:24 pm

Dodgy ye kin redeem yerself n be ma doggy.Now bark!!
I canny heres ya. Ahh said BAAAARRKKKKKKK

MrsGreenhenky 37F

7/3/2005 6:25 pm

N as fer yees keith yees got sum piccies ta take.From on yer knees...........

MrsGreenhenky 37F

7/3/2005 6:27 pm

Och ladies ahh have tested em meesell.Theys all works, ba let us knows how yees fare ye kin.

Yes keithy mon ah knows ahh isinni wearin any...........

expatbrit49 62M

7/3/2005 6:41 pm

Lassie you have a grand Bum

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

MrsGreenhenky 37F

7/3/2005 7:06 pm

Geet yer speedos on souse I kin perve yers xpat.Och whatya need a changin room fer, Mrs ha seen it all

rm_greenhenky 42M
14 posts
7/3/2005 7:21 pm

aaaaaaaaaw mrs i know your only sayin im ugly to keep all the lassies away from me i dont blame you mind As long as you still loves me though i can let you off wi it!
Anyway i better go blow up ma inflatable Mrs Greenhenky doll!! on Ebay now!! hurry while stocks last!!!! NEVER SAYS NO!JUST LIKE THE REAL THING! SO LIFELIKE YOU WILL BE AMAZED! MONEY BACK GUARANTEED!!!

For hygiene and comfort we recommend that a lubricant and condoms are used with this product.

blah! blah blah! blah! please stand up!!!

P.S hope Hippy crusty pants didnae do too much damage to his chipolata!

MrsGreenhenky 37F

7/3/2005 7:36 pm

Mr I knows whatta stud yees really is , ba yees is ma secret ye kin.

GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
7/4/2005 7:30 am

i didnt read the line till someone commented on them...i was just fizated on the red string....

hotscot6979 37M

7/4/2005 7:53 am

OK Mrsgreenhenky, I just want you, want to lay you back and explore your amazing body with my lips and tounge. Pamper you, kiss up and down your body, over your nipples and down to your clit. I'm not far from you so we could meet anytime.

MrsGreenhenky 37F

7/4/2005 9:08 am

Ah kin what ye mean dz, yeez can use ita floss ifya want!

MrsGreenhenky 37F

7/5/2005 10:39 am

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH hotscot youse making me squirm.Youse takes an early lead.I will have yer number laddie.

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/6/2005 5:31 am

Hmm, I think I will enjoy lining up this shot!

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hotscot6979 37M

7/6/2005 10:53 am

So baby, when would you want to get together?

442 posts
7/8/2005 2:28 am


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
7/8/2005 9:35 pm

oh henky dear they are right you do have the most delicious ass

love your instructions for handling men too

I dunno maybe I should just not bother with the guys and stick to the women at least women will hold a discussion and not be a cockroach yes lovely


MrsGreenhenky 37F

7/9/2005 5:26 am

Aye ahh know ahh has a fine behin like, whatcha goin ta do bout it E2DIR.Youse could do with some liposuction tho!

MrsGreenhenky 37F

7/9/2005 5:29 am

Ma mammy always said if yeese see a roach like, n canny light it , stamp on its heed, cover it in gas n torch its virgin ass.Ahh always does wha ma ma says else ahh geets tanned rotten.

22_nova 38M
60 posts
7/29/2005 4:51 am


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