Down ta pub  

MrsGreenhenky 37F
213 posts
6/23/2005 7:26 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Down ta pub

When I is down ta pub wiv me lassies, we always git bothered by blokes.Soose I has a few choice words in me handbag to deal wiv em.Ladies and woman who is not quite ladies take note.

Laddies mines a pinta Tennants an a whiskey Do I fancie crisps? nee ta look aa , but I could murder a packet ta

What flavour ? why ees gotta be pickled onion.

Heres me wordsa wisdom:

"Youse musta fell of ta ugly tree n hit every branch on ta way down ye kin"

"look at yees, livin proof care in ta community doesnna work"

" Ye kin a real action man like, crew cut: real like scar n no genitalia"

!Now de ya see wha happens when cousins marry"

"Yese ha a intellect only rivalled by gardening tools"

"Ah can hardly contain mah indifference"

"Ah am no takin advice from yees as yee cant count ta 21 unless yee is nekid"

" Ave a drink wiv youse! I would rather sutre me own boils"

"are these ya eyeballs laddie ? I found em in me cleavage"

"Im drinkin, youse ugly.Have a nice day laddie"

Hope they works fer yees this weekend.Next week ah will be shavin me growler fer ta laddies.

arribaarriba69 51M

6/23/2005 9:09 am

MrsGreenhenky, i barely understand what you wright but your pic looks great! I will be waiting and looking forward for that shaved one

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/23/2005 10:01 am

"Ah can hardly contain mah indifference"

LOL, that one is my favorite. However, when some of these baboons have a few pints I wonder if they equate indifference with lust?

Also, I would like to apply for the position of [blog MrsGreenhenky] 's cameraman. He gets to be in some interesting positions.!

sexyeyes375 47F

6/23/2005 11:20 am

I'll try this one : "Ah am no takin advice from yees as yee cant count ta 21 unless yee is nekid" since I like the cheap thrill...and that look of concentration on a blokes face.

nice pic

Barbiebunny69 43F

6/23/2005 11:49 am

Green that was awesome!! Ye Keep em cummin!!

expatbrit49 62M

6/23/2005 2:08 pm

Ah its true what they say: “if et ant Scoottish et ant sheet”

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

rm_CecileB 41F
186 posts
6/23/2005 5:29 pm


rm_greenhenky 41M
14 posts
6/24/2005 5:55 pm

some pick up lines i used on mrs G

Are your parents retarded?, 'cause you sure are special!

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole !!

Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

The only time I'd kick you outta bed would be to fuck you on the floor!

Hi, my name's greenhenky, You better remember it cause you'll be screaming it later!!

well she is a classy lady and deserved my best ones.

gaaaaaaaaawd!!!! blogging sucks dont it?

would the real greenhenky please stand up!!!!!!

p.s come back home plz!!........oh and hows your sister???

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
6/25/2005 9:17 am

half and half for me with cheese and onion chrisps

I'm a

i'm here to stay

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
6/25/2005 9:20 am

TFF... I like the 21 thingy best... might use that next time!

MrsGreenhenky 37F

6/27/2005 12:11 pm

Ahh am glad yees like em.If I canny geet em to go I use me heed an give them a glasgow kiss ye kin.

Din yees think ma mans a henky n a half.

MrsGreenhenky 37F

6/27/2005 12:13 pm

Keith laddie I dinni ha a cameramanny.I use who evers closest.Ye kin come a close a yees like laddie.Mines a superbrew n tequila.

GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
6/27/2005 5:00 pm

i vote for the 21 too

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
7/2/2005 6:29 am

MrsG, I used the 21 thing on a guy at the pub last week. He was still trying to work it out while I was walking away... rofl

MrsGreenhenky 37F

7/3/2005 5:01 pm

Dz is youse and mr sun cream laddie really gayers?

MrsGreenhenky 37F

7/3/2005 5:02 pm

EE lassie nice ta meets yees last nite.Ye kin talk scots well.Yese mussa had some scots in ye before.rofl

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