Be careful what you wish for  

Mr_Goodgiver 59M
23 posts
10/19/2005 12:31 am

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Be careful what you wish for

First off, no, this isn’t something more about MIND GAMES by T.P. Lentz … although it’s something that really happened to me, that might come in handy for a chapter down the road. By the way, it’s about two-thirty in the morning (ever notice when you type times here that after you hit the “add” button and it displays it back for you that the times you typed, I.e., 2:30 end up with a smiley face squeezed into it. Now, watch it make a liar out of me!) Anyway… it’s a couple hours and one-half past midnight, and for the second day in a row, I’m wide awake, and surprisingly well rested. Yesterday and the day before were my days off, or rather, “midnights” off… and it’s back to the grind tonight, so hopefully I’ll get some more sleep before then.

Okay, here’s the point of this post:

I happened to strike up an email-tag type conversation Monday evening while I was here just hanging out. I initiated the contact, and was floored when she answered right away. Not that I didn’t expect to get a reply, I’m a nice guy and I get lots of replies… mostly the “thanks but no thanks” kind, but at least kinder, gentler rejections. So, this woman (and I’m not going to mention her by name… that’s just not right) replies to my introductory email, one of my usual types (not a pre-saved standard form letter), polite, non-sexual, just a quick “Hi! I like what I see” kind of thing. (That IMC thing is a pain in the ass, and even that Private Chatroom that I had, and let expire, isn’t much better, so the emails back and forth seem to work okay, if you’re not in a hurry for that “immediate” feedback.) After awhile, her replies were hitting my inbox within just a few minutes of me sending them, so that told me that she was probably hitting the “refresh” button as much as I was, anticipating the next message. Well, we did this for about a half-hour or so, just small talk to start, then into some deeper philosophical kinds of things, then she started with some frisky stuff… innocent little teases, if you know what I mean. And the first few were cute, so I played along with some of my own teasing. Then suddenly, she sends me a message, and this is a direct quote: “Well, I’ve got other offers to consider tonight--want to compete by making me a better one? and we’ll get this party started, John.” “Huh?” was all I replied back with, but she didn’t respond.

It pissed me off, I mean REALLY PISSED ME OFF! So I stewed on it awhile, then finally went to bed. This morning, I logged in to see if maybe she did reply to my last message, but she hadn’t. So, I sent her another kinder, gentler message asking her to explain what she meant, apologizing for not being able to give her a better offer (why I did that, I don’t know--I really didn’t have anything to feel sorry about), explained to her that I don’t consider time with an attractive woman who seems to want to spend time with me as a contest that I should have to compete for…and I even pasted in one of those cutsey little smiley things (the broken heart dude) then signed it “Respectfully, Todd (John?)”

Well, I figured out why she called me John. Got her reply last evening… one of my middle-of-the-night pee breaks when I smoke a cigarette and check in here for a minute. This is her reply, verbatim… (copied and pasted, except for the color, obviously)

Well, a girl has gotta go where the action is, lol. I dont play games, there are just certain things I respond to. And there are some men I have been seeing regularly for a while, and they come first. Some men pay for my time, and that turns me on, I like it.

Can you believe it! A prostitute on a so-called “free” adult dating site!! (But then again, A F F really isn’t so free. I mean, to really get the most out of it, one needs to spend the bucks on the upgrades, at least if you’re a guy. Women don’t seem to have the problem that we do of trying to be noticed.) What is total “floor me” kind of shit is the woman, although owning an attractive face and vocabulary indicative of someone who is probably pretty classy, is a big woman… The last sub-category in the “body type” block of the search menu is inadequate to describe this woman’s physique. (Be nice, Todd) BIG WOMAN! But still kind of attractive… the nudey pics she sent (and I realize now that those are part of her “sales brochure” that she uses after she thinks she’s hooked a “john” were quite nice. Still, I just found it to be, and if I may borrow something from our Matron Saint of Blogland, Unfuckingbelievable!

Anyway, I thought we all could have some fun with this. I thought about sending her another reply--another kinder, gentler one that in a smart-ass way tells her that I think she’s a disgusting, pathetic bitch, and that she should stop tying up server time and peddle her larger-than-life ass on the streets of Beaver, Pennsylvania like the other pros do… and add “Your loss. If I’m gonna spend a thousand bucks for a lady's time, she’ll damn sure be better worth it than you…” (Of course, I don’t spend $1000 on stuff like that, I don’t spend any amount for stuff like that, but it would be fun to fuck with someone like that!)

So, help me out… how would you word such a response!

Mr_Goodgiver 59M

10/19/2005 12:57 am

I just clicked on the "Who's online now" button to see if any of my new friends were up as early (or late) as I am, and guess who shows up? Yep. The "pro" from Beaver, PA. Oooh was I ever tempted to copy and paste that last part of this blog and send it to her! But, I didn't. I'm a nice guy, remember? (That would've been fun, though. Even funner to be a fly on her wall when she read it! Be nice, Todd!)

Mr_Goodgiver 59M

10/19/2005 9:10 am

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!! (By the way, that's a cute expression Saintli... where did you ever get that!) Got a reply from the subject of this blog:

"Oh, things can always work out if you want them too. We can make plans at a time when I am available. Its up to you.

What, is she nuts! Obviously someone with more important things to do online than to pause awhile and read blogs... This time I did send a reply back, one of those "Quick Replies" that said:

"I think we're looking for different things."

See, I was nice!

Mr_Goodgiver 59M

10/19/2005 9:58 am

I found that clip art by accident, and it seemed appropriate for this post. In case you can't see the fine print, the left side is the "Fake" Betty and the right side is the "Real" Betty...

You mean there are fakes on A F F!!! I'm shocked! (Yeah, yeah... I know. Be nice, Todd!)

rm_JRH1108 48F
28 posts
10/19/2005 8:19 pm

Be nice Todd... Obviously she wasn't as classy as you are. "Let it go"

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