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MrRoarke2005 51M

8/20/2005 1:00 pm

Anemone1- is that a smile on your post? Good to see you are back in form.

I will say, it was interesting to find that this post was originally banned by the 'Power aT Be'. I changed one word and re-submitted it and it went through just fine.

I find it intersting to point out to the public that the review process for these posts are similar to our society. While saying a natural sexual act is flagged it is okay to state that there are people walking about with diapers. Odd i think. Considering this site is all about fucking and getting fucked that i mentioned a K and a 9 in the same sentence and it gets red flagged.

Oh well.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, this is only a fucking test....

...had this been a real fucking emergency then I'd be fucking saying the the fuck out of here....

...but since this isn't a fucking emergency and only a fucking test then forget I said a fucking thing and go back to your normal fucking lives.

This fucking test has now concluded, go about your fucking business now.



MrRoarke2005 51M

8/20/2005 6:58 pm

Did you notice, that my last post with all the fucks didn't get blasted but by adding strategically place letters and numbers together with the word or act in this case of fucking then the red flag is thrown.

So, I can't resist but to say...

The other fucking night, I picked up this fucking chick named, Kay in my XK7 and began to fuck all night long. Fucking in that Jaguar is the absolute fucking best. Fucking XK7 fucking kicked my ass with its soft interiors andvery fine aroma. Kay's nickname was K and she had a 9' dildo.

Well, you get K started with her 9" inch dildo while fucking her in the XK7 with my BVDs off and the KY everywhere is was fucking amazing.

Fucking K's 9 was intriguing too. K started to tease me with her 9 in the XK7 until I couldn't fucking take it any longer. Then it happend! K9 fucking went to far. I couldn't take all of it and man does my fucking ass hurt ever since.

This was another fucking test of the fucking system.

ValleyRat- On the nose, dude, on the nose. Great post with the lyrics. I got the LP of this ELP and it is a great song. I bet you can find 7 virgins on that site. There are a lot of women into the slave/DOM thing and if you get them soon enough then who knows.

Anemone1- "snap"? So, this is what I have gleaned from your posts so are a 20's blonde highly compeitive and intelligent (although we haven't heard your IQ score yet.) business woman from Canada. Close?

MrRoarke2005 51M

8/20/2005 7:16 pm

ValleyRat- Missing post, solution.

I just posted the above blurb and it wasn't listed. I then clicked the back arrow on the browser and re-submitteed the post. It bounced due to the security number being duplicate then gave me a new number for re-entry. Once I click the 'POST' button all ws cool.

MrRoarke2005 51M

8/21/2005 12:54 pm

I think the golfing community should put bumpers on the fairway like bowling and a backboard on the hole like basketball. While your at it a throw in time trials for each hole depending on the hole's complexity and length and a little contact and this game could go somewhere.

Oh, wait a minute, it is one the most played sport ever. One of the only sports you can play all through life; as a child, young adult, adult and twilight years. It is one of the few sports that you can play competitely with no one around.


I've been playing since I was 5. I teethed on a golfball and grew up in a golf boot camp mentatlity. By the age of 10, I was practicing 3-4 hours a day. Not playing, mind you but practicing. Also, not just when it was sunny either rather all conditions. As Sarge (who is my Pop) said one time, "when you play in a tournamend, you never know what the weather conditions are, must train for all conditions."

By my senior year in highschool I was burnt out. I had a handicap of 0 since I was in middle school. I didn't play in college because I hated the sport. Now, I have lost the scoring magic but love the game as much. My handicap is the upper teens now. Oh well, I do have those wonderful memories.

Coed, eh? Nice.

Several years ago, I had a hoot of a time when I taught college at my old school. It was fun to see the old teachers...pissed a few off knowing that I was a teacher when they knew of my antics as a student. Ahhh yes, what goes around comes around.

Well, Valley, my second posting proved myelf wrong. Must have gotten a more leniant reviewer. I was full well expecting to have it banned. I mixed letters with the word 'fucking' and it stuck. Even, got around with couple 'K9' with it too and it stuck.

Who knows. I had to push the edge though.

MrRoarke2005 51M

8/21/2005 8:27 pm

Introduction to Micro Computer Applications, Macintosh.

Taught 3 semesters as a favor to the Dean of Business. The normal teacher was diagnosed with a difficult pregnancy just 3 weeks before the semester started!

I also did it because at my day job, I needed some user credit. I'm a n IT Professional and back then I was a consultant supporting the needs of over 300 users. It seemed most of these users saw me as a sumer student because I do look young for my age. They kept telling me to give my boss a message and wouldn't let me help them with their PC issue. Moonlighting as an adjunct professor was the ticket. After just one semester, I was known as the 'Professor'. Ha!

The university needed someone fast...
So, of course, they called the best. But when the top 100 or so were not available at such short notice, she thought of me. Ha!

I did as I always do and made the class mine. Told the students to return their books because it was filled with too much fluff. I wrote my own. It was being sold for several semesters after I had left. I made a Bic Mac for every sale. It was kinda cool.

I don't have a Masters degree so having me there was a bit hush hush.

I got a lot of neat stories from those times. Even made a student stand up and cry in the middle of the first test. Ah, yes, one of my proudest moments as a professor, brought a tear of joy to my eye. Even thoug she was a freshman, this was night classes so ages vary, she was 45.

Good Times.

MrRoarke2005 51M

8/22/2005 3:15 pm

Quite the opposite! Stepping into the Waybac Machine, I use to sell both Macs/Apples and PCs. Part of being in this business was to keep up-to-date with certificates and industry insider information. I went to Chicago for an IBM Debriefing and found that everyone went to the same tailor and did not dare give you eye contact. Everyone was quite busy and things were stiff and very navy ble everywhere. The revealed a new desktop publishing system (this was circa 198 and showed with delight how to cut/copy and past. I have been selling Mac for about a year at that point and raised my hand. Once acknowledged, I said "Macs have been doing that since their release in 1984". Well, a hush came over the room like I just denounced the ruler of the world. Her reply was simple, "Macs? what on earth are Macs?" Enuff said.

Later that year, I went to an Apple network training in Ohio. The mood and atmosphere were a complete 180. Everyone wore either jeans or kackies with tennis shoes or whatever. Things were bright and airy. In the middle of the building was a glass room inwhich was housed their server. In big blue letters were displayed, "IBM". No secrets there. People were running in the halls, not to get to meetings but were actually playing. Some had scooters and wre tooling around. It kinda reminded me of a college dorm.

So, that day I decided that I would devote my sales career to Apple.

I don't think any apple person has a SNOB bone in their body. The only thing is the history of Microsoft and Apple. Where Gates stole the operating system from Jobs. I think that was the 'original sin' in the eyes of a mac person.

Anyway. I don't use Macs anymore. Primarily because that is where the industry is for my work. I think they are innovative mechanizations of the free and modernistic world. I love their products. They have it down as far as a good product design and strategy.

MrRoarke2005 51M

8/22/2005 9:14 pm

Well, let me put it this way, Ms 136 IQ.

Mac is to Apple as XK7 is to Jaguar.

Gates started Microsoft and Jobs started Apple. Jobs never worked for Gates or vice versa.

As far as veering goes...we are in a sex swinger site chatting about things other than fucking...I think we have veered enough to be straight.

We're good.

MrRoarke2005 51M

8/23/2005 8:25 pm

think of it this way...

Mac is to Apple as XK7 is to Jaguar

As far as Jobs and Gates, each started their own company; Apple and Microsoft respectively...never worked for eachother.

Anemone1 - think about it, we are not talking about sex in a Sex and Swinger site...we have veered off so far that we are straight.

all good

MrRoarke2005 51M

8/27/2005 6:46 pm

Ergo my eggo!

Sorry, you can tell that I have yet to eat today and have food on the brain. Who uses 'Ergo' unless you are some white-suited duded in a Sci-fi thriller?

The carnival should have a pop-up warning that some object may appear smaller and that there may be some slime left behind on your monitor.

These are our fellow human beings...embrace your heritage!

I liken it to going to a 'live' museum where you get to intereact with the caveman. Mind you that not all cavemen are slagheads but some can be found to be cute and cuddly like Captain Caveman. Now, there is a guy that was humorous and had a following. Then you have those cavemen on the Geico TV commercial, where you find yourself feeling sorry for them. Finally, you have the cavemen that well are primitive and sick. Knuckle draggers of the our society, bringing us and any steps we've made toward decency down with them.

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