The Matrix Uploaded  

MrNuttz05 49M
1845 posts
2/13/2006 5:49 pm

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3/13/2006 2:58 pm

The Matrix Uploaded

In the last episode the 'OHOJ' was able to interrogate Mr. SUPERsized to find out the location of young William GoldenRod. FFA has enabled the lad & is holding him prisoner in it's HARD drive.

In Through The Rear
Episode #2

corezon as "Booty & the Brain"
as "The Swallow"
HORNYVIKING722 as "Dickula"
TinaMarieXO as "The Dutchess Of Cum"
Sorceror07 as "LeoTARD"
AtomicArtist as "2Tongues"
womanoirish as "The ORALcle"
art_persists as "Iron Balls"
dasher121 as "GoldenRod"
MrNuttz05 as "Himself"

Booty & the Brain; I believe that young Goldenrod was attempting a never before done tesseract here in blogland and may have been trapped somewhere in bloggy hell cyberspace...You may enter the tesseract via his profile in a rather convoluted way and safely exit it...the blog title is useless having been sucked into the tesseract with him and the title sustains it...unfortunately due to the nature of tesseracts he himself cannot get out on his own power...

The Swallow; So what does this mean?

MrNuttz; It means that FFA wants GoldenRods molecular energy & if they have their way our hero will be a binary codes of 0's & 1's all through BLOGLAND!

Dickula; This is great! How do we match wits with the mainframe that we dwell in?

Booty & the Brain; The 'Back Door'?

Dickula; Great, Booty! I will get the K-Y!

Booty & the Brains; No, Horny one! The back door of the program. We should be able to free him by opening the rear of the program. But we need to contact him somehow...

Dutchess Of Cum; There is a great myth in my lands that a woman of great psychic powers roams the Cumberland Forrest. She is called the 'ORALcle'...

MrNuttz; It's worth a try! Dutchess, you & I will search for the 'ORALcle'. Dickula, you will lead the rest to the back door to retrieve GoldenRod!

Dickula; You mean I get to lead a team of Porno avenging heroes from the 'Orgy Hall Of Justice' into action? Nuttz, I have been awaitng this moment since my 1st orgy. I won't let you down!

MrNuttz; Just complete the mission by dawn, or...

Dickula; Yeah, yeah, I know. I don't want to get caught with my pants down when the sun comes up. Or else....

Meanwhile, in a Cumberland Forrest, a mystical creature floats through the air, when she comes across a couple of heroes taking a break!

ORALcle; Young lady, get off of your kness! There is a hotel 500 miles east of here.

MrNuttz; No, my lady! We are searching for the 'ORALcle'?

ORALcle; Well, I am certainly not down her throat young man!!!!

Dutchess Of Cum; (spit)So, it is true? You do exist?(ptu)

ORALcle; Yes, & I have been catching horny people like you in these lands for the past 20 years.

MrNuttz; We need your powers to warn a friend of ours. He is being held captive.....

ORALcle; Hush! I know all too well of the brave one that has been abducted by FFA.

Dutchess Of Cum; Can you tell us if he is o.k.?

ORALcle; I can tell you that he is in the fight of his life with a very upset entity...

Dutchess Of Cum; Dickula & the others must hurry!

ORALcle; Not only that, my child, those friends you mentioned are in imminent danger as well.

MrNuttz; From whom?

ORALcle; From some renegades led by a "LeoTARD", the fashion debacle.

MrNuttz; "LeoTARD"? Why he's no threat, he is one of us?

ORALcle; He is being manipulated by the FFA Matrix to guard the back door of the program.

MrNuttz; Why I must contact Dickula on my cock ring???? Hey, my cock ring? It's missing...

Dutchess Of Cum;(Reaching in her mouth...) Sorry! Ooops!

Meanwhile, @ the backdoor of the program an EPIC battle is about to take place!

Booty & the Brains; It's totally too quiet here. Something smells fishy...

The Swallow; Don't look @ me, I use Massengill!

LeoTARD; Hark! Who goes there?

Dickula; Hey, it's 'LeoTARD'? What's up dude? We are here to free GoldenRod through the back door of the program.

2Tongues; See that, 'LeoTARD'? Told you FFA was right! There was going to be misconceptions.

LeoTARD; There is no 'GoldenRod' here! Our captive is Vanilla Spice, the horrid rapper of the 90's. We were informed that he was making a comeback & we were deputized to keep him within the Matrix!

The Swallow; But it's not Vanilla Spice, it's GoldenRod that you are holding.

Iron Balls; Begone misfits, or you will have to deal with plenty of iron! And that includes the guy with dixie cups on his breast.

Dickula; Hey, just a minute! At least I don't have on leotards the 'Gumby' couldn't fit into...

LeoTARD; Why these are the same leotards that were worn in 'Dirty Dancing', Mr... And where I come from those are fighting words, buddy!

Dickula; Bring it on, tough guy...

Amongst the commotion Booty & the Brain heads towards the terminal to begin the undaunting task of freeing young GoldenRod. Iron Balls & 2Tongues corner The Swallow. While LeoTARD & Dickula challenge one another.

LeoTARD; If you were a "real hero" you would....

Dickula; I am already ahead of you!


Each man drops his drawers & begins a furious cock fight that last for hours. Booty & the Brains is frantically working on the computer. And The Swallow has her hands full...

The Swallow; Listen guys! I am here for some fun, why do you think I wore this short skirt? How about a quick 3some?

2Tongues; I could use some fun! How about it, Iron Balls?

Iron Balls; Let's do her before 'Leo' misses us...
After a long battle, The Swallow is able to nullify both men. She manages to swallow Iron Balls, whole. And was able to move her clit in the most mystifying of ways to tie up 2tongues...

Iron Balls: Hey, my cock is stuck down her throat!

2Tongues; Mmmmmmm Aaaaaaaaaa Uuuuuuuu....

LeoTard; Give it up Dickula. I know about your secret & it will be sunlight in a matter of minutes.

Dickula; Great strategy LeoTARD, but before sunlight I am @ my strongest. That is why I am now able to drain YOUR cock source!

LeoTARD; No.... My erection.... It is fading.... No, no, no..... How could you?

Dickula; Why do you think they call me D I C K U L A ? (Down goes LeoTARD) Booty how are we doing on that program?

Booty & the Brain; The back door is opened. But something is holding young GoldenRod back.

Dickula; Hurry Booty. He can't last much longer!

Booty & the Brain; Stand back! I am going to hit ALT/CTRL/DEL...

Dickula; But couldn't that...

Booty & the Brain; I know, but it's our ONLY chance...

The controls are hit.... And out comes a GoldenRod struggling with another person.

Dickula; Hey, that's Davidd Bowie???

Booty & the Brain; Bowie, wtf?

Bowie; I have been after Vanilla Spice for the past 20 years. This son-a-bitch stole my record & made millions. And I never saw one dollar.

Dickula; Dude, that's not the Iceman. It's young GoldenRod...

Bowie; OMG... Hey, I didn't know, dude? I am sorry. I was told that Spice would be here...

And so ends another adventure of the 'ORGY HALL OF JUSTICE'... GoldenRod has been saved, but is he safe. Join us for our next adventure. You just may be in it!

P.S. Do you guys know how long it takes to type this shit? (lol)

TheLilFondler 33F
2576 posts
2/13/2006 10:33 pm

but your doing such a wonderful job typing it!!!!!! LOL i have looked forward to reading these LMAO *sucks n licks

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....

methodman1000 39M
1775 posts
2/13/2006 11:15 pm

Gee u deserve an FFA oscar award,lmbao....

womanoirish 53F

2/14/2006 8:58 am

and we lick, er, like your typing! lol

Great story - glad to see that young GoldenRod was finally located and saved. Wonderful imagination!

So, what's the next adventure going to be about?

dasher121 36M

2/14/2006 10:06 am

hahaha great story dude. Unfortunately, Im not out yet!

yep, my blog is still trapped in who knows what cyber black hole. Im giving it a bit of time and then just starting all over again with a new blog and profile.

FFA is on the job tho for trying to get it back, so stay tuned.

TinaMarieXO 39F

2/14/2006 10:10 am

Young GoldenRod is well for now

Hey, why do I always start off being on my knees with Nuttz's cock somehow in my mouth, and ending up with a mouthful of cum down my throat by the end of the episode LOL

Keep them coming....we love them

AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
2/14/2006 12:46 pm very appropriate for me. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1023 posts
2/14/2006 6:10 pm

*fishes for coffee flavored public hair stuck in throat* haaaacccc!!!! Okay, this is smart, sexy, and funny... but how come when ever I get to see any action, I'm all kinds of gay, is it the costume? If so wait till you see what I bring to the party next time! HAAAAACCCCC! damn coffee flavored pubic hair!

You Rock MR.NUTTZ!

1023 posts
2/14/2006 6:12 pm

oh and those are big assed sand buckets, not dixie cups! oh, that makes me seem fatter huh?

well it's cool, I am a dude whatever

Sorceror07 54M

2/17/2006 7:36 pm

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! omg that is hysterical!!!

keep it going!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...

MrNuttz05 49M

2/18/2006 5:17 am

Fondler, My fingers hurt, dman it! Ty for participating in the 'OHOJ'...

Method, Ty for that nomination! I will take it... Glad to see you here, bro'...

womanoirish, a.k.a the 'ORALcle'... Ty for reading & participating! Another episode will be available pretty soon...

MrNuttz05 49M

2/18/2006 5:27 am

GoldenRod, What's going on with the 'MOST WANTED' man in BLOGLAND? I will hold it down buddy while you "ATTEND TO YOUR BUSINESS".... Who loves ya, GoldenRod? Nuttz does that's who... They just don't know how much of a hero you are!

MrNuttz05 49M

2/18/2006 5:30 am

    Quoting TinaMarieXO:
    Young GoldenRod is well for now

    Hey, why do I always start off being on my knees with Nuttz's cock somehow in my mouth, and ending up with a mouthful of cum down my throat by the end of the episode LOL

    Keep them coming....we love them
TinaMarie, I will have to get with the producers about this, and the funny thing about it, I didn't even realize it!We will not stand for these 'sexist' plots. What nerve! Ty for participating & bringing that to my attention...

MrNuttz05 49M

2/18/2006 5:41 am

    Quoting TinaMarieXO:
    Young GoldenRod is well for now

    Hey, why do I always start off being on my knees with Nuttz's cock somehow in my mouth, and ending up with a mouthful of cum down my throat by the end of the episode LOL

    Keep them coming....we love them
Art, Welcome to the 'OHOJ' my friend... Your talents will be well served... It was a coin toss between 2Tongues or the Flasher? (lol)

HORNY, You were not gay in this episode nor the other one. You can't help it if you were hypnotized. And if ANY man is challenged to duel in a COCK FIGHT, well you just ought to know that the drawers are coming down. Why just the other night I saw two dueling dicks in action... So be proud of the distinct honor that you hold, my friend, in the 'Orgy Hall Of Justice'... By the way, those two dicks were GWB & his trusty sidekick, the 'Rifleman'.... Oooops, wrong example; The real 'Rifleman' WAS GAY.... Damn it! Just erase this whole entry... Hey, Dickula, it is what it is! (lol)

rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
3/10/2006 11:29 pm

This was a freaking hilarious post! I don't know how I missed it

(actually I'm having a mad love affair with another blogger and it's his fault for distracting me but that's our secret so don't tell anybody just anyrate thats my story and I'm sticking to it)

MrNuttz05 49M

3/13/2006 2:57 pm


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