Oh Yes I Would....  

MrNuttz05 49M
1845 posts
5/17/2006 11:39 pm

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Oh Yes I Would....

Ladies & gentlemen... Meet the tallest woman in the world! She hails from Holland & she reaches the height of 7'4"... That's right! That is a grown man that she is hovering over... Whoa momma And you guys don't need to ask, because you know my next line, right? Oh yeah! Oh hell yeah... Not only is she 7'4" but she weighs in @ 320 lbs.? WTF So this is luv, eh? Can you just imagine the fun? And I really don't care if I DO need a ladder for 'Doggy Style', I'm up for it... Good Lawd! I would slip the ring on her finger in a minute. Mr. & Mrs. Nuttz walking shoulder to hip. 7'4"? And she's wearing fucking heels? Why? Why the fuck not, she's 7'4" & 320 lbs. who is going to stop her?

I luv her
I am accepting donations to fly to Holland to meet the.....(ahem).... woman of my dreams! Nickles, quarters, & dimes are all fine. But please send the bills if you will

As always, I look forward to your comments I think this one will get interesting real fast, eh?

AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
5/17/2006 11:55 pm

I bet this wouldn't be the first time you told a 320lb girl that you love her.

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/18/2006 12:06 am:
Like I said, this one will get interesting real fast!
To know your audience... It's possible 'AA' I did do some things that involved a mass quantity of alcohol... But that was a long long long looooooong long time ago

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
5/18/2006 12:09 am

Man, she would throw your ass over one shoulder and carry you off to the bedroom, like it or not

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/18/2006 12:28 am:
Oh Saint, 'yeah'... A woman that can manhandle me? What more could a man ask for?

waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

5/18/2006 12:10 am

awwwwwwwwww, Nuttz..........and here I thought you wanted to do me

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/18/2006 12:32 am:
Oh I D) But we all have dreams, don't we? From as far back as I could remember I have always waited for the day to meet a 7'4" woman... I don't know about you, but if I see my dream I have got to go for it I do hope that you understand? But you are welcome to come along, I just might need some help...

HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/18/2006 12:13 am

Am I suprised? NO! Am I shocked? NO! Did Atomic take my comment? YES! DAMN IT!!!!

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/18/2006 12:36 am:
Jealous, aren't we? Wishing you were 320 lbs. right now, don't ya'? Surprised or not, Missy, 'Massive Momma' will get the whole 2 1/2 minutes of sport that I got... And I am off to the store to buy ME some heels!

HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/18/2006 12:46 am

OOOOOOOOOOO No You Didn't! You called me MISSY? And yes I wish I was 320lbs. But do you know how hard it is to lose weight!

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/18/2006 9:03 am:
I made a comment before that, 'My sexy is not the norm sexy'... Call me what you like but a sexy lady is a sexy lady. From 100lbs. to 320lbs. as long as it's kept up well, I have no issues with it! I will help you pound off any lbs. you want to lose Oh my, I did call you, 'Missy' And that was without thought!

skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
5/18/2006 1:54 am

_____I can send you bills. (electric bill, gas bill, water bill, sewer bill, etc., etc., etc.)||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
_____I think there's "part" of you that could reach her. No?

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/18/2006 9:06 am:
Things come in pairs don't they You want to send me 'BILLS'? Dude, this woman ROCKS! Nuttz would luv to have to call a 'timeout'...

pet_humility 48F

5/18/2006 5:58 am

I think there is a underlineing of a need to be dominated over.. huh?
And what a better way to start!!
She'll probably rock your world

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/18/2006 9:08 am:
Pet, you bring food for thought with your serenity... I have NEVER thought about it..... But?...... SHIT? Now you're making me think again!

Vick_Demise 44M
2431 posts
5/18/2006 7:52 am

finally! A woman I can go up on instead!

I'd marry her too, she could carry my ass across the threshold!

She does look good in those heels too don't she?

You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/18/2006 9:10 am:
Vick, she is actually very attractive. That's the unseen spice to this mix. She is hot, even if she was the average size woman... Glad you got my back, again, homie!

Looking4sex44240 54F

5/18/2006 10:42 am

My check is in the mail have a great time.

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/18/2006 1:38 pm:
TY, make sure you sign it please, I have had the problem with the 1st few checks I got TY for contributing to the cause.... BTW, how tall are you

MrNuttz05 49M

5/18/2006 2:02 pm

REMEMBER; Death before dishonor! Die with a smile on our face just like this

Dude, the Pistons are scaring the hell out of me. WTF? We have forgotten how to play ball against King James.... We do hope to meet with you guys for the next round

waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

5/18/2006 2:42 pm

I would love to come along my husband wants to know if he can accompany us as he thinks she's hot as hell too

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/18/2006 3:02 pm:
Are you kidding? He can hold one of her legs down for me BTW, your hubby has great taste

tiyannah 47T

5/18/2006 2:54 pm


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/18/2006 5:03 pm:
Glad you asked That's what the media stated & it's available on 'google'... She's the tallest documented so far! Only the facts, my new friend, only the facts! Yeah, we like to let ur hair down & have a lil' fun. I get peeved off every once in a while but my friends aid me in smiling. I do hope you return

TheLilFondler 33F
2576 posts
5/18/2006 3:00 pm

holy fuck thats 2 and a half foot taller then me LMAO

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/18/2006 3:27 pm:
Yeah? She's got me by 1'4

RavishingRed1062 54F

5/18/2006 3:22 pm

Ok... I'm not 7ft4....( I am however ALMOST 6ft) and... I don't look too bad in my 'fuck me' shoes either!

But, I'd love to know if the man in the photo really IS average height (which I would say is about 6ft?) and if the room is actually built to scale and NOT small to ENHANCE that photo of her looking SO HUGE... and last, why can we NOT see her face? huh? MIGHT it stop a truck? I'm just sayin....

(Ok.. Ok.. I might just be a hater, CAUSE Nuttz is collecting $$$$ to go overseas and he has YET to come visit me and the 'girls'.... hey, show ME some love too? *waaaaaahhh*)

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/18/2006 5:12 pm:
Oh Ravishing, come give me a hug... You know that I would do you on eye contact... Let's just say Nuttz has a lil' fetish about tall, behemoth-like, amazons... Just a small one & chances are that I won't accumulate the bucks for the trip. Right now I am @ $7.02

Nope no scales, that's her actual size & I will post another pic of her in my next BLOG... She's actually attractive

Looking4sex44240 54F

5/18/2006 4:58 pm

I'm 5'8 sorry not as tall as her.

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/18/2006 11:25 pm:
5'8" Oh, you meet MY requirements... 7'4" is fantasy but 5'8" is reality TY for giving me the lowdown... Oh yeah!

rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
5/18/2006 10:13 pm

I once partied with a 6' 4" woman from Germany (I'm 6'). I was on mushrooms and she terrified me with her "Dance, little man" attitude

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/18/2006 11:28 pm:
Same here, Dude. But she was Australian & she 'made' me dance with her... I would give her 6'6" at the least... She happened to be the woman that almost started WWIII, but you guys didn't have to endure that, thanks to Nuttz...

TheLilFondler 33F
2576 posts
5/19/2006 10:43 am

yea only like 4'10 here LMAO.... i is an itty bitty chick LOL

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/19/2006 2:45 pm:
Wow... Itty bitty! Well if that's the case your ass is huge
That's my other fetish

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
5/29/2006 11:00 pm

    Quoting HeartlessBitch69:
    Am I suprised? NO! Am I shocked? NO! Did Atomic take my comment? YES! DAMN IT!!!!
...first thing i thought of too DAMMIT!!!

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/30/2006 1:04 am:
So, you guys know me too well...

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