O.K. You SumovaBitch!  

MrNuttz05 49M
1845 posts
3/9/2006 3:35 pm

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3/17/2006 4:50 pm

O.K. You SumovaBitch!

What are friends for? I joined this site in the Spring of last year with 3 other friends. To my dismay, I am the only one still standing. From time to time they log in with me to check out the sights... Well, when I got off of work last night, one of those friends was waiting for me in my parking lot...

Bitch1; What's up, homie?
MrNuttz; What the hell are you doing here?
Bitch1; Since I can't catch you no other time, thought I would catch you @ work. When are you leaving for AZ?
MrNuttz; Couple of weeks...
Bitch1; Get in! Let's go get a drink?
MrNuttz; Dude, ya know I gotta go get lil momma from the baby sitter...
Bitch1; Come on? One drink won't kill you Mr. Mom! Call & tell them you are going to be a little late... Bitch2 & Bitch3 are already waiting for us...

What the hell? I throw caution to the wind & call the babysitter. I talked to my daughter & told her that Daddy was going to be a little late picking her up. She fussed @ me but she understood. Three year olds can be unforgiving @ times. So off we go...

MrNuttz; So where are we meeting them @?
Bitch1; Oh, it's this new spot not far from my house that's pretty nice.
MrNuttz; Cool!
Bitch1; Hey! How about a blow job before the bar?
MrNuttz; That would be cool! But you know that you are not my type!
Bitch1; Ha Ha, you are not mine either. But it's a prostitute right up the way &....
MrNuttz; A prostitUTE!!! WTF? You picking up tricks now?
Bitch1; No, no, no, she's a friend...
MrNuttz; I am SURE she is...
Bitch1; No, just listen... She is Bitch4 sister! She has been giving me head since I was 18, She just fell on some hard times that's all, but she is cool. And she gives the best head
MrNuttz; Dude! I am not about to go pick up some whore on the streets. I don't care if she is your momma. If she is walkin', I am not talkin'...
Bitch1; Too late! There she is over there... LQQK!
MrNuttz; Dude! She is 7 ft. tall?
Bitch1; Well, you said you like them tall?
MrNuttz; Yeah, but Kareem Abdul Jabbar tall is not that sexy...
MrNuttz; What the fuck are you doing? You don't blow the horn for prostitutes...
Bitch1; How do YOU know?
MrNuttz; Jesus Christ... HEY! She has a mustache!

He pulls off to make a u-turn...

MrNuttz; That big bitch has a mustache, wtf! I know you don't let 'Hitler' suck your dick?
Bitch1; That ain't no mustache...
MrNuttz; Hey man, I don't know what's going on in your life but it will get better...
Bitch1; Hold on, I am going to pull up so she can come in on your side.
MrNuttz; My side? I don't... shit.....

......Sirens....Flashing Lights....Sirens....

Bitch1; Oh shit!

Bitch1 gets out of the car & runs...

MrNuttz: HEY! HEY! WTF...

Lights in my eyes, can't see!

Voice; License & registration please!
MrNuttz; Hey, this is NOT my car...
Voice; Put your black ass hands on the dashboard...

Black ass hands???... Light in my eyes???... Bitch1 running????

All of a sudden laughter errupts from the voice... It was Bitch2! Bitch3 was driving his dad's car from his towing company. The prostitute was Bitch4, & yes he does have a mustache... They laughed... They laughed all night long! They got me.... They got me good! Payback will be a mutha...

libgemOH 56M/52F

3/9/2006 4:30 pm

ROFL!!!! Holy Shit!!

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
3/9/2006 4:36 pm

I would so BEAT their asses if I were you. Thats funny........

swlaman1 65M

3/9/2006 5:18 pm

Mr. Nuttz, spend few minutes on your knees tonight thanking Somebody that you have friends that are SOOOO cool.

Oh, since you're already down there you might as well eat a little pussy. Waste no time, life IS short.


TheLilFondler 33F
2576 posts
3/9/2006 5:33 pm

lol thats just wrong LMAO

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....

ticktock500 43M

3/9/2006 7:32 pm

that's fuckin great

skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
3/9/2006 8:09 pm

____With friends like that...


3/9/2006 10:07 pm

pet_humility 48F

3/10/2006 6:30 am

Would have loved to have seen that.
So what exactly was going through your mind at
that time... LOL

I bet you was looking pretty fucking pale for a black man
at that time.. omg to fucking funny. Gotta love friends!!

dasher121 36M

3/10/2006 6:41 am

Dude that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! Def did not see that coming, I thought for sure your friend had completely fucked you there!!! hahahahahaha, how the hell are you going to top that one??!!!

Vick_Demise 44M
2431 posts
3/10/2006 7:27 am

That was the funnist shit man! so. did you have a changing of underpants back at the Nuttmobile?

You just seem like a guy with a plan B

You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
3/10/2006 12:49 pm

I just came back to say you friends really are jackasses.

spoldrtn812 51F  
1056 posts
3/10/2006 2:03 pm


Please, Sign my Guestbook Screw me!

MrNuttz05 49M

3/10/2006 2:24 pm

libgemOH, Yeah... They got me! TY for stopping by.

Saintlianna, Oh don't you know I will get them back. I know it & they know it... Thanks

swlaman1, Hey, waste not want not! You got the right idea... TY!


3/10/2006 10:12 pm

LOL, check this shit out............ [post 265228]

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
3/11/2006 3:41 am

Whatever revenge you come up with...I'm sure it will be good and freaking hilarious. You better tell us too.

BuxomFrau 44

3/11/2006 9:20 pm

Seeeeeee?! This is how people get shot, maaaaan! LOL

They did get you GOOOOOOOD though.

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
3/12/2006 6:39 am


Gotta love friends like that!...


rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
3/12/2006 5:40 pm

Nuttz: you lead a charmed life my friend

Sorceror07 54M

3/13/2006 9:09 am

i hope they at least came through with a blow job for you after all that

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...

SaucyNSassy 39F

3/13/2006 10:52 am

My friends are too lazy to come up w/ an elaborate plan like that! lol... thats awesome!

MrNuttz05 49M

3/13/2006 1:47 pm

lilFondler, Yes! Wrong it was.... TY

ticktock500, I only see the 'greatness' in it now Thanks for commenting...

skyking, You got it, my brotha', You got it! TY...

MrNuttz05 49M

3/13/2006 1:54 pm

H~N~B, I knew 'YOU' would like this! TY for visiting!

Valleyrat4, When he ran, I was about to as well I would have NEVER lived that one down TY for BLOGGING with me.

pet humility, I was thinking, 'here we go again'... 'why me?'.... 'I should have took my ass home', ya know, the usual... TY...

MrNuttz05 49M

3/13/2006 1:59 pm

Dash, How will I top it? Give me some time, but I will come up with something. It just may have to wait until I return, they are expecting it now, they won't even answer my phone calls...

Vic, I was totally had! The execution on this one was perfect! I was PUNKED! TY, bro'...

Saintlianna, I will get them! For your sake as well... TY for posting!

MrNuttz05 49M

3/13/2006 2:07 pm

spoldrtn812, I am so glad that you found something motivational from that post! And I concur.... TY for BLOGGING with me.

H~N~B, Your new friend has some deep issues...

Mzhunhole, TY My life is some funny shit!

womanoirish 53F

3/16/2006 12:59 am

I love your friends! I haven't ever met them and don't know them from a stranger walkin' down the street, but I LUV them! lmao...of course they did you wrong, man...totally did you wrong.

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