My Own Diagnosis  

MrNuttz05 49M
1845 posts
2/7/2006 5:42 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

My Own Diagnosis

O.K. I am showing a brave heart to post this one. This is why you never drink & post, but...

A couple of years ago, I was having some severe headaches. My wife asked me repeatedly to go to the Doctor. But I have grown weary of Dr's. I had a rash from a chemical reaction once. The Dr. aske me if I ever had cancer. WTF? Ever HAD cancer? I left the office & put my clothes back on. In that order! But we are entitled to one fuck up, right? (lol) So, I toned down my trips to the gym, I love racquetball & I have two retired yuppies that obliterate me constantly, so this was hard for me to do, because I thought that I may have been exerting myself too much physically. But the headaches continued. I then noticed that I had a nasty habit of cracking my neck... Whenever I stood up, 'CRACK'. When I sat down, 'CRACK'. Whenever I could I was cracking my neck... So MrNuttz became a crackpot Dr. too & I added A & B together! And this was my diagnosis.... (lol)... I was cracking my neck so much that I had popped my spinal chord & the spinal fluid was leaking into my brain causing these horrific headaches... (lol) True story! I believed this for a year or so. I stopped popping my neck & the headaches were gone. So it had to be the spinal fluid, right? (lol) MrNuttz M.D. is something that you WON'T be seeing anytime soon...


dasher121 36M

2/8/2006 4:44 am

That is Nuttz!

Im def putting you as my new docter dude! hahaha feel you on the raquet ball thing. In college, I started playing it and loved it. I played just about everyday with a dude who was an ex-tennis star.

Here's the funny thing, cardoi wise, I was in better shape than him. But, skill wise he kicked my ass. Now this was before I went into retirement with smoking pot. The days I was sober, He would beat my ass. So one day I said "fuck it!" and smoked a couple 4ft bong loads.

Yep, I put a severe whooping on him. And just to piss him off, I told him i was high as a kite (he didnt smoke so took it as an insult to his former glory that he got beat by someone who was really really really high).

So after that day, Id toke a toke and put a beating on him. It was alot of fun for both of us tho, we'd really get into it. Diving saved, slamming into walls to make a play. We played every point like it was the last.


pet_humility 48F

2/8/2006 5:00 am

I'm glad your not having them anymore sweet thing!
Nothing worse then not feeling good, it seems the rest
of the world feels your pain when your in pain.. and usually
its you being a ornery ass..lol


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
2/8/2006 11:17 am

I don't crack my neck, but I have been suffering from headaches. I need to see my eye doctor. I am supposed to wear glasses, but have not been to an optomitrist for over six years.

Now Dr. Nutz, I have this aching that needs to stop, can you help me with it? I think a nice hard pounding doggy style might help it!

DustStormDiva


saddletrampsk 54F

2/8/2006 12:27 pm

Oh Doc..I have this lil rash I need you to look at..


rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
2/8/2006 7:53 pm

I had a friend who used to complain about his brain leaking. Since he was a hypochondriac, no one believed him. 8 years later, he has an operation and sure enough his brain was leaking...

Dasher's story about smoking and playing reminds me of playing badminton with a friend. We were the stoners and we'd toke up before we played against the smokers. We'd be whipping their ass until halftime and the high was wearing down. Next thing you know the smokers were winning. Moral of the story: smoke up at half time


MrNuttz05 49M

2/9/2006 2:25 pm

Dash gets on the racquetball court too Dude, the guys that I play with are 54 & 56 years of age respectively. One of them drinks beer for breakfast with his ham & eggs... But they can keep that ball a 1/2 inch off of the ground, & in this sport, placement is everything! I must say that I never played it after taking the 'sticky icky', I think those four walls would probably hurt me


MrNuttz05 49M

2/9/2006 2:37 pm

My pet, Thanks for your concern... And yes, you have me pegged! That's what my Dad used to call me, either that, or a 'bastard'... Makes you THINK if your Dad is calling you a bastard... 'Hey Mom????'(lol)

Dusty, My Diva, I would not prescribe the hard pounding just yet Maybe some oils, a whip, & some honey to get things started... But, hey, I could be wrong...TY

Saddletrampsk, Wow, a visit from the great North... I know that I am getting good at this now... Thank you for cumming. Now, say ahhhhh & we will deal with that rash.................LATER!

art, (lol) The Smokers against the Stoners..... In badminton even!(lol) Now that would have been something to see. All I can think about is that scene in "Meet The Fockers", with the volleyball. Yikes, be careful dude....


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