It Continues...  

MrNuttz05 49M
1845 posts
2/8/2006 6:08 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

It Continues...

In the never ending battle to save the world from xxx evildoers. The adventures of 'William GoldenRod dasher121 & MrNuttz05 continues.... This time with the MOST evilest of villans....

saintlianna as "The Lord Of The Cocks"
as the "Stroker"
HORNYVIKING722 as "Dickula"
TinaMarieXO as "The Dutchess Of Cum"
curious082385 as "Orgasma"
caressmewell as "Breast Lee"

The biggest threat to mankind is lurking in Mt. Nipples. If you look into her eyes, your cock is under her control. She is the evilest woman alive, "The Lord Of The Cocks". And she has teamed up with the most diabolical mind we have come to know in the 21st century, it's the "Stroker"...

It's a Saturday nite, MrNuttz is about to give the Dutchess Of Cum what she really craves, when all of a sudden! "Beep... Beep... Beep"
MrNuttz; Gadzukes, it's my 'cock ring'... Young William GoldenRod is in troule..... TO THE NUTMOBILE...

Meanwhile, back @ the 'Orgy Hall Of Justice'.
"Dickula" explains the bad news.

Dickula; Seems like Orgasma has been pussynapped by the Stroker, & young GoldenRod went after her.
MrNuttz; Quick, turn on the Interplanetary Metal Detector...
Dutchess Of Cum; But Nuttz, what will that do?
MrNuttz; They don't call him 'GOLDENROD' for nothing.
(Enter Breast Lee)
Breast Lee; Sum ting wong?
MrNuttz; What?
Dutchess Of Cum; Huh?
Dickula; WTF???

Breast Lee; SUM TING WONG????
Dickula; Oh, oh yeah. Orgasma & GoldenRod may be prisoners of the Stroker!
Breast Lee; You hab affindid my famelee...
MrNuttz; What?
Dutchess Of Cum; Huh?
Dickula; WTF???

Breast Lee; You hab affindid my famelee, & da whole Shao Lin Tempo...
Dutchess Of Cum; We have a signal.
Dickula; Where?
MrNuttz; No! These are the coordinates of Mt. Nipples, the home of the "Lord Of The Cocks". How diabolical. She has used Orgasma as bait to try to capture GoldenRod...
Dickula; But of course, Nuttz... With her controlling the Golden Penis of GoldenRods, the world will be at her mercy.
MrNuttz; So, not only do we have to contend with the Stroker
who is able to shoot cum wads @ up to 100 MPH, but we have the "Lord Of The Cocks" saintlianna with one look into her eyes & she controls your penis.
Dutchess Of Cum; We must combine our powers to defeat them.
Dickula; This will be the fight of our lives.
MrNuttz; Mount Nipple, here we cum...

Moments later @ Mount Nipple....

Lord Of The Cocks; You can stop squirming Orgasma. It's GoldenRod that I want. His penis will be placed into this ROD RULER, the beam will be shined all over the world, making all of the cocks adhere to my commands...
Orgasma; GoldenRod is not foolish enough to cum alone. Why do yo think he belongs to the 'Orgy Hall Of Justice'?
Stroker; Enough! Silence.... I feel the presence of another
And crashing through a window like an all night blow job, fast & furious, it's GoldenRod!!!!

GoldenRod; Release your prisoner 'Cock Lord', or you & your boytoy will fall to the "Rod".
Lord Of The Cocks; Your Rod is what I want child, Look into my eyes!
(GoldenRod quickly puts on a pair of $3.99 pair of sunglasses)
GoldenRod; AHA, with these cheap pair of sunglasses on I can't see your eyes, or anything else for that matter.
Stroker; You fool, you are only prolonging the inevitable! (The Stroker drops his pants to manifest an erection, now he's able to shoot cum wads @ over 100 MPH. Soon GoldenRod will be doused in jizz. He can't dodge forever!)

MrNuttz; Just in the dick of time! Quickly Dutchess Of Cum, you know what to do. On your knees! Quickly GoldenRod, behind her! (GoldenRod dives behind the Dutchess as the Strokers unloads blast after blast into her unwavering mouth. She takes shot after shot.... after shot....after shot.... Down goes the Stroker in a jizzm stroke.)
MrNuttz; Give it up 'Cock Lord' you are out numbered.
(But from out of nowhere...)
Dickula; Nuttz, your ass is mine!
MrNuttz; GADZUKES, she is controlling Dickula.
GoldenRod; And not only that, but he has an erection that is aimed for your ass!
Orgasma; Quick! GoldenRod, untie me....

(Orgasma free from her restraints masturbates to an arousing orgasm... Her Orgasmic yell breaks windows, crashes sound barriers, & even breaks the spell that was on Dickula)

MrNuttz; Just in the dick of time!!! Thanks Orgasma. Where is the 'Cock Lord'?
Dutchess Of Cum;(spitting) She escaped on her batteriless dildo.
GoldenRod; Well her plans were foiled, thanks to the 'Orgy Hall of Justice'

BUT HOPEFULLY, SHE WILL RETURN... saintlianna We will miss you..... Somtimes you have to laugh not too cry....

THE END! (lol)

caressmewell 53F

2/8/2006 10:26 pm

Awww, thank you for including me in this. Saint would get a buzz out of this!

And yes, sometimes you have to laugh not to cry...

tillerbabe 56F

2/9/2006 1:44 am

OMG! You're killin' me! LMAO!

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

2/9/2006 4:00 am

Coffee anyone ?

SensualDreaming7 34F

2/9/2006 5:12 am


TinaMarieXO 40F

2/9/2006 7:51 am

The Dutchess Of Cum (still spitting, and cleaning off around my mouth)felt it was my duty in offering my ability and helping as a member of the Orgy Hall Of Justice....let me know what I can do next to save mankind

LMAO...Your sooo creative Nuttz...I really love it...look forward to the next episode

1023 posts
2/9/2006 4:48 pm

Hey! I wanted to have the power to shoot 100 mph jizz wads and have the Dutchess's attention lol! that was too funny NUTTZ, well except for the being hypnotized into gayness part! lol!

And you are right friend, it has been my long time motto from the Barber of Seville, "I laugh at everything for fear of having to weep."

Sorceror07 54M

2/9/2006 10:03 pm

omg that was the most hysterical post i've read in months!!! awesome dude!! totally awesome!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
2/10/2006 12:42 am

Too funny!
Thanks for letting me play my part in saving the you continue with another episode.

womanoirish 54F

2/10/2006 12:53 am


dasher121 36M

2/10/2006 3:48 am

"GoldenRod *clang* dammit! *clang clang* reporting in! *clang!* Dam this stupid golden yet beautiful penis of mine!!"

hahah now that was the best of ALL the FFA porno adventures!! You had me dying on that one dude, great stuff!

I give it the coveted 5 of 5 erect penis's!!!!!

It was cock-tabulous!

keithcancook 60M
17795 posts
2/10/2006 8:22 am

Holy GoldenNuttz Batman!

I'm melting! I'm melting!
How could good little guys like y'all destroy all my beautiful wickedness?

MrNuttz05 49M

2/10/2006 4:59 pm

Glad you guys enjoyed it... When I found out that 'saint' was leaving us, I just wnated to bid her a just farewell... She has been nothing but a positive force in BLOGLAND, so I wanted to send her off in a classic way. Thanks for the sport in you all...

Caressmewell, My pleasure! I wanted her to see this, but I don't know if she did. I will miss her.

Divinity, I hope she returns too... Thanks for being here

Tillerbabe, I am glad that I can bring a little laughter to your day... Now, may I rub some oils on those legs?

Hi Coffee, Yes, please. How about some sugar with that too Thanks for chiming in...

SensualDreaming, That GoldenRod is something else, isn't he? Everyone put in a maximum effort here... Thanks for cheering on the 'Orgy Hall'...

MrNuttz05 49M

2/10/2006 5:45 pm

TinaMarie, a.k.a 'The Dutchess Of Cum'... You know through the episodes of the FFA Porno Adventures some BLOGGERS switch rolls. But you are the 1st to ever be 'RETIRED'... You will forever be known as the 'Dutchess Of Cum', you play the role so well... Thank you for all of your lovely comments! Right back at ya'...

Horny, My man! You wanted a 'shot' @ the 'Dutchess', huh? Stand in line Sorry about you turning gay for a few minutes, but I was more scared than you were... Thanks for coming by dude... More to come.

Sorceror07, The man & his music! Thank you... Out of us all, you know how important expression is!

GateKeeper, The battle for freedom is never over! Thanks for your help & your comments Young GoldenRod will follow you anywhere!

Womanoirish, Thank you for joining in on the fun... I hope to see more of you! (Ha, I bet you all thought I was going to say something about her cleavage, didn't ya'? Well, I didn't... Ha. So bite me )
Come see me more often, maybe we can go tit for tat!

GoldenRod, The man himself... You started ALL of this dude! And fresh from this episode, the young Rod has been abducted(lol) Freakin' FFA has abolished my man's BLOG... He is having some serious withdrawals right about now(lol)... Don't worry, I am coming for you....

MrNuttz05 49M

2/10/2006 5:50 pm

Stroker, Glad you were here for the ending... You know that the villan has to be popular, that's how you sell hotdogs & popcorn. Thanks for joining in the fun, KC...

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