Hey Idiot, Meet The Asshole  

MrNuttz05 49M
1845 posts
5/21/2006 12:12 pm

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Hey Idiot, Meet The Asshole

Sometimes people say things that just make me wonder what species they really are. Are you a disciple of the lost Moronic civilization or are you ancestors of the legendary Imbeciles? And sometimes the idiot in them brings out the asshole in me. Cases in point....
Entering a building with clothes wet;
IDIOT; OMG? Is it raining out?
ASSHOLE; No! I have a drinking problem.

During an interview;
IDIOT; Do you have any letters of accomodation?
ASSHOLE; No, but do you recommend that I should?

Explaining some terms to an insurance agent;
IDIOT; Can you be more pacific?
ASSHOLE; Not really, you see, I live closer to the Atlantic!

Riding on a elevator;
IDIOT; Are we going up or down?
ASSHOLE; See those arrows?

A man seems to be choking;
IDIOT #1; He's choking, call 911!
IDIOT #2; OMG... What's the number?
ASSHOLE; Well? He's a goner...

Just a few that I can think of right now... What about you... Ran into any idiots lately? Or are you just an asshole?

waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

5/21/2006 2:07 pm

IDIOT: I have an incredibly hard time saying no

Not an asshole: Can I do you.....and remember you have a hard time saying no

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/21/2006 3:42 pm:
On rare occasions an idiot & an asshole can do some great things together

EroticaXTC 49F

5/21/2006 2:39 pm

Unfortunately, some idiot ran into my blog today, so I got to be super-asshole-bitch......well, he started it!

Usually though, I try to work with the little folk as best I can...

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/21/2006 3:44 pm:
As best you can, eh??? And obviously the 'asshole' can be stretched to other realms...

TheLilFondler 33F
2576 posts
5/21/2006 3:14 pm

yea the customers that dona pay a bit of attetnion to you when you ask "will that be all?" and they look at y9ou and actually say "No Thank You, that will be all today" grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr open your fucking ears!!!!!!!!! lol

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/21/2006 3:46 pm:
This is the cue to eat one of thier fries now... Idiots are in abundance!

rm_Dangermonk 41M

5/21/2006 3:23 pm

All of the time. the only one I can think of now was when a friend of mine and I met in Dallas to see a hockey game. Detroit vs. Dallas. He was a Detroit Red Wings fan and I am a Dallas Stars fan. Earlier that day I bought some Dallas Stars Bic lighters at a convenience store and he sees I have one with me.

Idiot: Where did you get that lighter?
Asshole: At the store on the other side of the freeway.
Idiot: Do they have lighters for other teams?
Asshole: Uh... The Cowboys.

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/21/2006 3:48 pm:
Monk, those Red Wing fans can be pretty obnoxious... Even I feel that way & I am in Detroit. WTF???

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
5/22/2006 4:42 am

Just stupid customers who don't want to pay attention to what you are saying because it means they can't have their way.

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/24/2006 11:31 am:
I think some of them take 'customer service' literally... Hang in there

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/24/2006 11:31 am:
I think some of them take 'customer service' literally... Hang in there

HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/22/2006 10:11 pm

I am THE ASSHOLE!!! And damn proud of it!

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/24/2006 11:32 am:
So, that's you in the pic, eh???
I should have known!

skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
5/24/2006 7:03 pm

_____Idiot: Do you have an EXTRA cigarette?
_Asshole: No. This pack only came with twenty.

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/24/2006 11:41 pm:
I feel ya'... Smoke em' if you got em'!
Welcome back, cowboy! (That's a joke!!!)

HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/24/2006 9:58 pm


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/24/2006 11:43 pm:
Facials are good for you (& great for me!) You need to be more accomodating for your male partner! COME ON!!!

HeartlessBitch69 46F

5/25/2006 8:52 pm

HeartlessBitch69--I get to keep my glasses on, cause ya know the shit burns the eyes! Damn it!

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/25/2006 10:51 pm:
Oh, my luv for you continues to grow!

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