Finally! The Trilogy Ends...  

MrNuttz05 49M
1845 posts
2/18/2006 1:38 pm

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Finally! The Trilogy Ends...


Sorceror07 as "Leo'TARD'"
AtomicArtist as "2Tongues"
TinaMarieXO as "The Dutchess Of Cum"
LipsSayAll as "Penny Trashon"
HORNYVIKING722 as "Dickula"
HOTNBOTHERED0414 as "The Foul Mouth Focker"
zebra_buggy as "ASSthma"
_CoffeeNoCream_ as "MsGood2TheLastDrop"
curious082385 as "Orgasma"
as "The Stroker"
saintlianna as "The Lord Of Cocks"
jadedbabe78 as "Effme Harder"
dasher121 as "GoldenRod"

Young William GoldenRod has just been saved from the evilness of the FFA Matrix. He is once again free... Or IS HE??
While the 'Orgy Hall Of Justice' is in full swing with many porno avenging members enjoying the nightly ritual, alone in his quarters is MrNuttz, when all of a sudden!


MrNuttz; GADZUKES! It's GoldenRod... But how could it be? He is tucked away in his quarters.

With the speed of light, MrNuttz is stepping over dildos, empty k-y tubes, & electric barb wire. He opens GoldenRod's door & he is gone...

MrNuttz; Holy Toledo! He has vanished into thin air. Here lies his cock ring.
2Tongues; This looks like the work of the 'Horny Queen'!
Dickula; Dude, we killed her 3 weeks ago!
2Tongues; Oh! Well, undoubtedly this has the smell of the 'Assologist' all over it!
Dickula; Nope.... She is a 'Porn again Christian'
2Tongues; Well, in that case....
Foul Mouth; Oh will you shut the hell up already! You have no fuckin' clue who did this shit, do you? No! So lick my balls & be quiet...
Penny Trayshon; Not only is GoldenRod missing, but so is Orgasma.
MrNuttz; Man of God, what kind of evil is lurking about the corridors of 'The Orgy Hall Of Justice"?
Dickula; What if the 'Lord Of Cocks' has returned?
MsGood2TheLastDrop; Yeah! She pussynapped Orgasma once to get to GoldenRod, maybe she did it again? Coffee anyone?
2Tongue; Sure, right here.
Dickula; Dude, don't drink the coffee....
2Tongues; Why not?
MsGood2TheLastDrop; Cream? Sugar?
Dickula; Dude! I'm telling ya! Don't drink the coffee!
2Tongues; Sugar please! Why? She is kind enough to offer, so I will have some.
MsGood2TheLastDrop; Here you go honey...
Dickula; Dude?
2Tongues; Aaaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh!

Down goes 2Tongues... Another victim to hot coffee & MsGood2TheLastDrop...

Penny Trayshon; My God! What is she doing?
Effme Harder; She enjoys hot tongues...
MrNuttz;Oh nooooo.
Penny Trayshon; Eeeeeks.
Effme Harder; OMG!
Leo'Tard'; But no man!
MsGood2TheLastDrop; Oooooooooooooh. That was delightful.... Uhm, sorry! Where were we?

Meanwhile, the Avengers are using the CUMputer to try to locate the whereabouts of young GoldenRod... Again.

Dickula; Hell, all of the cumputers in BLOGLAND are screwed up again, thanks to FFA. And why in the hell am I operating the cumputer? Hell, I saved someone. Somebody else press these buttons?
Leo'TARD'; The cumpeters will be useless to us, man. Remember, we just beat it @ it's own game. I am afraid we are going to have to go bareback mountain on this one.
MrNuttz; He's right! We are going to have to turn over every rock & stone in BLOGLAND until we find them. Quick! To the NUTmobile...
Foul Mouth; Now how in the fuck are all of us supposed to fit into that small ass car? You & your cliches are going to have to bite my ass Nuttz...

Meanwhile, @ the center of Vasoline Alley, the home of the "Stroker", our Porno Avengers assemble...

Effme; This is Strokers base of operations!
MrNuttz; Indeed. If the infamous 'Lord Of Cocks' has anything to do with this, Stroker will be involved. So be careful!

Quietly, they wade through the darkness...

Penny Trayshon; Whoever has their hand on my ass please remove it?
MrNuttz; Ooops!
Leo'TARD'; Sorry!
Dickula; My bad...
Foul Mouth; Whoops! That's YOUR ass!
Penny Trayshon; Look! A shadow.
Effem; Yeah! It seems to be masturbating.


Stroker; Geeze! The Porno Avengers? I did nothing wrong!
MrNuttz; We will be the judge of that? So who???? WTF?
Dickula; Hey, it's the 'Dutchess Of Cum'. What are you doing here?
Effme; And why are you covered in white paint?
Stroker; You know you guys are tinkering with some valuable data here...
Foul Mouth; Valuable? So when did buckets of jizz become valuable?
MrNuttz; Dutchess, what is the meaning of this?
Dutchess Of Cum; Let me explain...(ptu) Well, I am assisting the 'Stroker' in some important research.
Stroker; Yes! I am writing a pulitzer prize winner entitled,.....'Gobbling The Goo'.... I am researching it's effects! So why not get the best Goo Gobbler in BLOGLAND to assist me.


MrNuttz; An emergency transmission from 2Tongues & MsGood2TheLastDrop @ Mt. Nipple...
2Tongues; trouble.....can't.....Help.... Hurry....!
MrNuttz; No time to spare! To the NUTmobile...
Foul Mouth; Fuck it! I'm walking!

Soon, @ Mt. Nipple

Penny Trayshon; Hey, it's 2Tongue & he is breathing funny...
Effem; Yeah, it seems as if he had an asthma attack....
MrNuttz; Asthma attack? Good grief. It must be "ASS"thma, zebra_buggy the booty Goddess! One look @ her ass & you will lose your breath! Quickly, equip yourself with your booty goggles!
ASSthma; That's right Avengers... Fear my ASS! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
MrNuttz; Great Moons Of Mercury!


Find out in part II.... Whenever I get the time to type it Shit....

jadedbabe78 106F

2/18/2006 3:07 pm

LOL---Effme Harder...I love it!

Porn Avengers........I so get a kick out of these.

1023 posts
2/18/2006 3:43 pm

Yes and since this post came out Ive been finding it harder and harder to remove my hand from Penny Trashon's ass!

To the ol busted assed HornyVikingmobile!

RavishingRed1062 54F

2/18/2006 5:40 pm

Where can I apply to join this fun group? Got a place for me

AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
2/18/2006 5:55 pm

no matter what I do...I'm always being berated by The Foul Mouth Focker...but I rather like it. I'm always a sucker for a good cup of poisoned coffee. I should have listened to Dickula, but with his nuts hanging out of his Darth Vader fetish costume, I didn't know to take him seriously. Damn!

keithcancook 60M
17865 posts
2/18/2006 11:02 pm

Holy Gobbling Goo NuttMan!

Gadzooks! Stroker has risen again! Well, you can never keep a good man down. (even if he is a bad guy)

Holy Toledo! The Lord of Cocks will never be defeated! Well, you can never keep a good woman from going down. (even if she is evil)

Will we ever discover what the hell is going on?

Can the Avengers resist good Ass? (hell, can anybody?)

And will they ever live down the ridicule when photographs of them wearing their booty glasses flood the globe?

For the answers to these and other questions from The Great Moons of Mercury stay tuned for future episodes on the

Same Nutt station,
Same Nutt time...

LMAO! "My god! What is she doing? Good Grief! (yer killing me here, MrNuttz)

MrNuttz05 49M

2/19/2006 12:34 pm

Effme, We thank you for pledging to us. BLOGLAND is a safer place with you here TY for participating.

Horny, The man who put the 'HE' in 'HERO'... Grabs a piece of ass with his hands on a constant basis. That's why he has a shirt that says, 'Don't Slap Me'....Again, my brotha' thanks for all of the fun!

Penny, As you can see, we are all eXcited about your arrival to the 'Orgy Hall Of Justice' Sorry that we had to edit the part of you being handcuffed to Dickulas bed, but hey, time restraints are a mutha....(lol) TY!

MrNuttz05 49M

2/19/2006 12:37 pm

THAT, my dear, is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.... Thank you!
But if you REALLY look @ it, we all are Nuttz, right! (lol)

MrNuttz05 49M

2/19/2006 12:51 pm

RavishingRed, You signed up as soon as you pressed that enter button to send that message Glad you liked it! Cum again...

2Tongue, That's a Darth Vader costume? NOPE! That belonged to the other member of the 'Village People'... They wanted to conceal his identity because he was straight & could sing! He got fustrated & handed it over to Lucas.... Or Horny!

Stroker, TY for that adlib buddy... How are things going in Vasoline Alley?(lol)Thanx for being the 'Bad Guy'....

The_lil_one_13 41M/33F
7 posts
2/19/2006 3:19 pm

nicely written babyface

Sorceror07 54M

2/19/2006 5:10 pm

roflmao!! *falls off his chair*

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...

rm_art_persists 52M
1789 posts
2/19/2006 8:47 pm

On the edge of my seat waiting for the next installment....

womanoirish 54F

2/20/2006 12:32 am

i love these!

zebra_buggy 31F

2/20/2006 5:19 am

"Great Moons of Mercury?"

So THAT'S why the thermometer tastes like....never mind....

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
2/20/2006 8:04 am

Lord of the Cocks???? Oh, Mr. McNuttz, you know me so well..............I love it!!!


2/20/2006 8:00 pm

    Quoting AtomicArtist0:
    no matter what I do...I'm always being berated by The Foul Mouth Focker...but I rather like it. I'm always a sucker for a good cup of poisoned coffee. I should have listened to Dickula, but with his nuts hanging out of his Darth Vader fetish costume, I didn't know to take him seriously. Damn!

dasher125 36M

2/20/2006 8:26 pm

NuttyNuttster, you have a pure talent my good friend hahahahah. Def pissing myself over....wait, yep and shitting myself laughing hahahaha.

And HornyVs new photo? WOW hahahahaha.

This is also the dudes new profile and blog, couldnt stand not having a blog anymore. So here it is, and here I return

His Royal Dudeness, the Dude.

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

2/21/2006 7:10 am

*sips her coffee*

Cream anyone ?

FreakishOne13 33F

2/21/2006 8:16 pm

i have a new blog babyface *fondles

TinaMarieXO 40F

2/22/2006 9:53 am

ASSisting in reseach huh?! Wearing buckets of "white paint" all over me?! Hummmmm sounds like "messy" reserch no doubt....and by the way, I can tell you the long-term effects of the intake of jizz...great skin and always a "warm" smile on your face

We'll see what happens from here I guess....I can probably guess what I'll be wearing
Thanks Nuttz

MrNuttz05 49M

2/22/2006 5:50 pm

That's what my GandMa calls me... TY for the compliment & viewing my BLOG.

MrNuttz05 49M

2/22/2006 6:08 pm

Leo'TARD', Glad that you liked it, bro'...TY

Art, It's coming, with the astonishing events taking place on FFA the production crew is making some fine adjustments...

womanoirish, We love you for loving these TY

MrNuttz05 49M

2/22/2006 6:15 pm

ASSthma, TY for participating... I think this role fits you pretty darn well You are one of the 'BUDDING'actresses that we have here in BLOGLAND... Thank you for your ASSets!

Focker, The words that you type superceed the one's that I type about you! Let me take this time to say that you are one of my favorite ladies on this site. There has not been a day that you have NOT made me smile... TY

My Bro', You just enjoy your days to come! We will be here for ya when it's time to return... Give her a hug for me!

MrNuttz05 49M

2/22/2006 6:25 pm

MsGood2TheLastDrop, EXACTLY!.... TY, for participating!

Freakishone, You can't hide! Thx for the info...

saintlianna, Since you are the Mistress of the BLOGS, we had to give you a role of your honor. TY for participating....

Dutchess, Well your talents have many of the characters wanting to share the air with you. CERTAIN characters were getting all of the glory. So...... But remember that phrase, 'No Nuttz, No Glory!' TY TM...

Thank you all. The next episode will get deep, raunchy, & revealing!


2/22/2006 8:06 pm

Focker, The words that you type superceed the one's that I type about you! Let me take this time to say that you are one of my favorite ladies on this site. There has not been a day that you have NOT made me smile... TY


TinaMarieXO 40F

2/23/2006 12:36 pm

look forward to it Nuttz Your my boy

MrNuttz05 49M

2/27/2006 1:56 pm

H-N-B, You know there is something in cinema called the 'climax', or the 'tithanger', er I mean the 'cliffhanger'... You can't rush these things

BigGirlzRSweet, Porn Avengers, The Orgy Hall Of Justice, a group of assholes hey it's all the same Ty for tuning in...

Dutchess, If I am your boy, that makes you my girl.... Ty

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