FFA Sux....  

MrNuttz05 49M
1845 posts
1/20/2006 4:31 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

FFA Sux....

As some of you may know, I, MrNuttz, have been in exile due to a computer error via FFA. In the midst of all of the commotion, MrNuttz posted another profile, now, very close to renewal day mind you, my original profile is back on. IMAGINE THAT! So how do you think Nuttz will respond?
A. Very understanding
B. A little upset
C. Blow a valve & rebuke this poor excuse of a site for entertainment ran & governed by the extras of that hellaciously bad planet of the apes movie?

I know that I promised to be politically correct, & I do value my friends that I met on this site, but a NuT has to do what a NuT does. FFA Sux like the newest of plungers. No, I don't expect this post to last long, yes, I may get the boot again, but to hell with them. How convenient for my computer errored profile to pop back up right at the time of renewal & get this, it was set to "auto" renewal... Computer fucked up twice, eh! Well, if you guys answered A or B, guess what? You are fucking wrong! I WAS very understanding, then a LITTLE upset, but I joined this site to do some fucking not to get fucked... Hey, I passed Anger Management the 2nd time around but this has put me in a foul mood... And I need all of you guys support not to send me off on the deep end. Nuttz needs hugs right now & plenty of them... I will try to maintain but this NuT is close to cracking....


dasher121 36M

1/20/2006 5:28 pm

Ok nutty, take a deep breath my man........deeeeep breath. believe me, you arent the only one to get fucked here...i could spin some yarns but then that means getting fucke with also. and ive been down that road (my ass still hurts a bit. we love you dude, really do. hahaha, dont crack.......think happy thoughts.

think of bouncing boobs,mmmm bouncing

think of oral sex, mmmmmm slurp slurp

think of Kenosh........wait! dont think that!! sorry, bouncing boobs yeah thats it, bouncing up and down on top of you, yeah there you go. thats better.

as i love to say fellow dude, "life sucks, wear a helmet".

oh, and if you leave again, how the HELL am i going to handle all of those ladies on my blog my damn self????!!! huh?? the dude can only handle so much man!!!!!!


SaucyNSassy 39F

1/21/2006 6:49 pm

Nuttz, lol.. I feel your pain. Sorry you have been fucked and you didn't enjoy it. That sucks!
However, you did discover Dasher you're newly found pimp. He's trying hard to keep you here. Dash, if you're worried about handling all the ladies on the blog... Imagine, if I lived in "the burgh".
All I can say is you wouldn't have to "imagine" a woman riding you with her boobs bouncing.
"Sassy"


carebearluv2 41F

1/21/2006 9:24 pm

Sending Hugs to you and a reminder to breathe! lol


TheLilFondler 33F
2576 posts
1/22/2006 3:14 am

*slips in and gives ya a big fondle n hug... please dont leave baby

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....


jadedbabe78 105F

1/22/2006 6:39 am

Deep breathe---

Dasher is working hard pimpin' you out, trying to get you to stay----so stay!

Regardless--hugs and just picture the FFA getting fucked by a giant goat----ok, yeah, that was indeed a bit strange but if you can actually picture it--it makes ya laugh .


hugs_4_u2 39F

1/22/2006 2:52 pm

agh hunni sounds bad
dasher sent me over!

hugs from hugs xxxx


curious082385 31F
4925 posts
1/23/2006 12:31 am

Big hugs for you!!!
See? Look ----> *HUGS*

Don't go!


MrNuttz05 49M

1/23/2006 4:21 pm

WOW.... Four, count em', four hotties.... Now, do you think I could leave THIS! I want to thank you all for your support, I feel a little bit better now, had a few Dr. Peppers, it soothes the nuttines! So look for me to be in BLOGLAND for a little while longer. I do want you all to know that I was offered, sex, drugs, & money to stay on this site. But that's not the reason. I am staying because of you guys, the luv, the relations that I have with you all. And besides, the sex, drugs, & money was coming from the 'Rolling Stones' concert & I didn't get any fucking tickets...

Dash - Mad 'Man Hugs' for you bro', see you for the SuperBowl... Go Steelers!

Saucy - I am going to say this, but I do mean it with much luv... If I could have sex with you, I would make sure that your head hits the headboard at least once(lol). I mean that in the sincerest of ways! Thank you for your support, & Dash is sexy, isn't he... I have a friend in my NETWORK that wants to send him a message so badly(lol). Oh by the way, the SuperBowl won't be the only Championship game we host this year! See you in June, buddy!

Carebearluv2 - Thank you for your hugs, I needed all that I could get. FFA really got to me at a very vulnerable time, Carebearluv2, but MrNuttz has gained control of the Nuttership & I am back in command...

TheLilFondler - Did you know that Michael Jackson was going to suit you for using HIS handle? But anyway, you know that I love you & that popsicle! Whoops!(lol)

The 'GateKeeper' - I know that this is a sex site... But people like you have made it so much more... When you get married I want to give you away! Yes, Nuttz gets sentimental as well, but don't tell anyone... Afterall, this is a sex site, where testosterone flows ever so freely.... Get a whiff! Where else would I rather be right now?

Who luvs ya baby, Nuttz does, that's who...


ChivasRegal 57M
69 posts
1/25/2006 1:12 pm

I think the site got me too, but I have returned.


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