ESCAPE From IM...  

MrNuttz05 49M
1845 posts
2/17/2006 6:50 pm

Last Read:
3/17/2006 5:33 pm

ESCAPE From IM...

Caught up in a IM conversation with a overbearing sex hound from Florida. I wanted to break it off, but she kept going & going... Finally, the split personality kicked in. Follow me;

WildCherry; Oh wow! That's kinky... Are you into cock rings?

MrNuttz; Yeah, mine can be set to speech or vibrate.

WildCherry; ???? What?

MrNuttz; Well, it vibrates when my friend 'GoldenRod' is in trouble.

WildCherry; Oh, so you named him 'GoldenRod'???

MrNuttz; No, he named himself...

WildCherry; ???? Huh? Your cock named himself!

MrNuttz; No, GoldenRod is an actual friend of mine!

WildCherry; I thought you said you were straight?

MrNuttz; I am! But @ the 'Orgy Hall.....

WildCherry; You belong to an Orgy Hall? Is that like a swinger's club?

MrNuttz; Yeah, & then some! But we are actually porno avengers....

WildCherry; ..............silence.......

MrNuttz; See, we travel through BLOGLAND & neighboring communities ridding this world of porno inequalities...

........WildCherry has just signed off!

Fuck, I didn't even get to tell her about 2Tongues, WTF?


eilujsion 39F

2/18/2006 8:51 am

THANK YOU
p.s.love the pic, it does wonders for your eyes!


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
2/18/2006 5:59 pm

I've scared so many girls on IM in this same exact way. Such a shame.


MrNuttz05 49M

2/19/2006 6:06 am

Penny Trashon, You know, some people just want to hear what they want to hear. Now, if she had no interest in the 'Orgy Hall Of Justice' then I sure in the hell had no time for her. What is a Porno Avenger supposed to do? TY for participating & I hope to see more of YOU!

Eilujsion, TY for viewing my BLOG. (lol) And let me thank you for the compliment! (lol)And if that's ME, wait until I show you, YOU! (lol) Please cum again....

2T, Dude, the IM'ing is dangerous here... I may have to do so in pads & a helmet... Did you have any coffee this morning? Ty bro'...


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

2/19/2006 6:19 am

I am sooooooooooo scared now

*grins*

Liefs C


rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
2/19/2006 8:49 pm

nice...


womanoirish 53F

2/20/2006 12:27 am

lol...be careful with those alter egos!!!!


caressmewell 53F

2/20/2006 2:53 pm

LOL


MrNuttz05 49M

2/21/2006 3:59 pm

Coffe & Art, TY... Just sharing with my BLOGGING junkies...

Womanoirish, Alter egos.... Hmmmmmm. I think that is why WE are all here! TY...


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