BELIEVE IT!  

MrNuttz05 49M
1845 posts
3/25/2006 10:31 am

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BELIEVE IT!

Oh yeah! Don't even ask!

Some time ago, I posted Believe It! Or Not & to my dismay, my BLOGGING buddies responded like the Great American Hero, Ollie North... They could not recall anything... Not for lack of effort, some really tried. When others just didn't believe... Well, now, MrNuttz, unveils all.... Believe It! Or Not?

1) I was shot in the chest with an Uzi?Yes!... Allow me to explain; It was New Years Eve, 1988, & friends were across the street celebrating back in the hood... Well, 'Bootsy' let loose in the air with the uzi &, while I was across the street, the shells came down & hit me in the chest. The shells burned holes through my vest & shirt leaving scars. It hurt like hell, but you couldn't tell me that I wasn't Clark Kent!

2) I spent a night with 'Pee Wee Herman'...Yes!... We walked in a bar in Orlando, prior to his bad press, & he was sitting alone @ the table. I walked up, shook his hand & one drink led to another... Pee Wee is cool with me. Just slow down on the gin.

3) An NBA player had me banished from a NBA arena... Yes! Punk ass A. Walker when he was a member of the Celtics had me tossed out of the Palace because he said I used profanity towards him. The bitch was lying... Now would I do such a thing??? They gave me free tix to another game...

4) That is my cum all over TinaMarieXO face...Although I hope it to be one day, this particular money shot is not mine I am sorry to have mislead you... That is Pee Wee's cumshot TY, TinaMarieXO for your kind soul...

5) My 1st concert was 'Deep Purple' & 'Twisted Sister'...Yes! My 1st & all I remember is 'Bang Your Head!' Hey, I don't even know how I got there it was in my drug haven military days, somewhere in Tennessee.

6) I was banished from 'Anger Management'...Yes! My 1st instructor really pissed me off...

7) while in the military, I saved the world from WWIII...Yes! At least I think so! This deserves a BLOG all of it's own. It includes drugs, The Olympics, A six-ft. bad ass bitch, a basketball team, my Australian lover, diamonds, & Germany!

8. I turned down a chance to perform in the 'Porn' industry...Yes! I have a female friend that is currently in the business and she is doing quite well, just signed with 'Elusive Angel', for all of my porn friends out there

9) I had sex with a cheer leading team from Ohio...Yes! I had a 3some with a couple from Ohio once. The husband happened to be associated with Cleveland State University & he knew some cheerleaders that might be willing to have some fun... Well, when I met him @ the hotel the whole bus happened to be there. It was more work than fun

10) I was bought up on assault charges while incarcerated...Yes! A man can only take so much! After being wrongfully incarcerated, like all of us are for a weekend, I lost it! Someone threatened me about my bologna sandwich & I almost choked him to death. It sounds bad, but it really wasn't

11) I used Viagra & had an erection for 6 hours...Now! Why would I want to use some shit like this?

The answers; 4 & 11...
Now, you know the real story!
Thank you all for participating...


TinaMarieXO 40F

3/27/2006 7:15 am

Indeed, that is Pee Wee Hermans, along with his buddies cumshots roped all over my face....and it was in Orlando. You knew it had to be two guys loads on my face in that pic....C'mon Pee Wee alone can't quite put out that amount of volume of thick cum as shown on my face in that pic Whoa

Indeed Nuttz, one day, one day
Save it up for me baby


MrNuttz05 replies on 3/28/2006 2:39 pm:
I will give you my best shot)

HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

3/27/2006 10:08 am

Yeah fuck you tooo!!!! Beeoch!!!!


MrNuttz05 replies on 3/28/2006 2:42 pm:
The agony of defeat... Remember this feeling! This feeling of despair! This feeling of not being worthy! Because THIS is how you are going to feel after I have bent you over for those furious 2 1/2 minutes of incredible fucking... You will be worthless after it is all over... Who's your DADDY?

skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
3/27/2006 4:17 pm

_____Nuttz. I cannot put into words how grateful I am to you for ending that TORTURE. I would have gotten it eventually through a process of elimination, but how much fun would that be? It was really becoming work, and that's the last thing I want to do here. (When you said "team" of cheerleaders, I rationalized that a "team can be two people. You first say you had a threesome and then you refer to a "whole bus"...ah, either way...way to go.)


MrNuttz05 replies on 3/28/2006 2:34 pm:
Let's clear the air about the Cheer Leaders... It was initially a free for all... But all types of cameras started to appear & MrNuttz was kind of shy about this, so the 'turtle' went back into his shell... Then the orgy turned into a 3some that I felt much more comfortable with, even with the flashing lights... I would apologize about the torture, but.....

AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
3/27/2006 8:39 pm

you live such a charmed life. I wish I was a big, angry brotha.oh, btw...I don't know if ya noticed, but I gave my thanks comment for the Nuttz award way back. thanks for it.


MrNuttz05 replies on 3/28/2006 2:45 pm:
Art, if I am not mistaken you took home the BLOGMIE as well... So, I do know what the fuck I am talkin' about, huh? See, you are one funny sumovaBITCH... & we thank you my friend!

angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
3/28/2006 1:55 pm

#11 cracks me up! I guess you really don't need that Viagra!


MrNuttz05 replies on 3/28/2006 2:46 pm:
Are you making me blush?> You know, I get horny when I smile!

HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

3/28/2006 9:52 pm

HUH, I think I smell a challenge? I would sooooo make Nuttz my Bitch!!! Remember I am crazy, my elevator does not go all the way to the top! Nothin goin on between my ears, as you put it, but between my legs, baby I have made men beg for more!


MrNuttz05 replies on 3/29/2006 6:35 pm:
You are soooo going to get Nut in your face!

TheBtchIsHere122 45F
63 posts
3/29/2006 12:55 am

WOW, I would have been way off!


MrNuttz05 replies on 3/29/2006 6:36 pm:
TY for participating... I am not a 'viagra' man... And I say no to most drugs...

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
3/30/2006 3:15 am

Ummm....wow...just wow.


MrNuttz05 replies on 4/4/2006 3:01 pm:
I know, I read this list & say the same damn thing

dasher121 36M

4/3/2006 11:35 am

"After being wrongfully incarcerated, like all of us are"

THat one had me dying hahahaha. And the thing about Pee Wee. Dude, I would have been really up for hanging out with that dude. Him getting in trouble for beating off only made me a bigger fan.

Oh, and Im innocent I swear!


MrNuttz05 replies on 4/4/2006 3:03 pm:
You know the story.... Everybody in jail has been wrongfully incarcerated I fit in very well...

Babel__Fish 45F

4/4/2006 3:27 am

Thanks for the update... I was wondering myself

Babel


MrNuttz05 replies on 4/4/2006 3:04 pm:
Anytime Thanks for wondering...

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