A Tradition Continues...  

MrNuttz05 49M
1845 posts
5/9/2006 4:14 pm

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A Tradition Continues...

My buddy H~N~B was like 360 post late for her traditional 100th post... So I, MrNuttz, will get her back & shoot his wad a bit prematurely(who hasn't?) You may know most, but for the sake of saking, here goes;

1. I am a sports fanatic... Can you say 'PISTONS'?
2.'Kamikazes' are my favorite mix drink.
3. 'Just My Imagination' by the Tempatations is my favorite song of all time.
4. I have NEVER watched an episode of 'Friends'!
5. In early years I experimented with many recreational drugs
6. I listen to AM radio...
7. The Dr. assisted me with all the birth of my kids
8. There is more than what meets the eye to my relocation in PHX...
9. Give me a seXy mind over a hot bod any day...
10.
gives Great head!
11. I initially joined this site for SEX only...
12. I run 2-3 miles every other day.
13. I have not smoked a cigarette in 12 years!
14. While serving my country in Korea my heart was crushed like a cockroach for the 1st & only time...
15. I did my Psych teacher for a better grade!
16. MrNuttz was noticed in the mall by some fellow FFA members.
17. I am a serious movie critic!
18. I hate reality T.V.
19. This list has no direction, some good ones are still to come.
20. I don't like quoting my penis size!
21. I met the woman of my dreams, Vanessa Williams, & could not utter one fuckin' word!
22. I hung out with Pee Wee Herman before the charges.
23. I love the smell of gasoline.
24. The lady has to cum 1st...
25. My definition of seXy is far different from the norm!

26. I prefer the bath over the shower.
27. I wanted to do 'Peggy Bundy' sooooo bad!
28. 95% of todays music SUCKS!
29. I have a fetish for heels...
30. '12 Angry Men', the original 50's version starring Henry Fonda, is my favorite movie of all time!
31. I have a fetish for short hair women...
32. I once blacked out & woke up in the wrong hotel room.
33. I have a fetish for long haired women...
34. I did a Cheer Leading Team from Ohio.
35. I have a fetish for round asses...
36. I have broken my right hand 5 times!
37. I only wear gym shoes @ the gym.
38. When the PISTONS win the NBA Title I will return to Detroit for the parade.
39. I am a 'Porn' historian...
40. My GrandMa was arrested for throwing rocks @ the KKK...
41. I have had a crush on Julia Louise Dreyfuss for almost 20 yrs.
42. @ one point in my life rage consumed me!
43. I watch scary movies with my eyes closed.
44. Although I fall short of being a health NUT, I eat right @ every chance.
45. I am a male the admits to frequent masturbation...
46. I have a fetish for married females...
47. I met a young college student from FFA & she sucked me until I blacked out!
48. 'Frasier Crane' is my favorite T.V. star.
49. I scrub my navel clean with a toothpick!
50. Vanilla sex is boring....

51. I have turned down 2 porn proposals...
52. I did my leasing agent in PHX!
53. I eat tomatoes all by thier lonesome.
54. I once danced like 'Prince'...
55. I sometimes cook with wines.
56. One New Years Eve I took an uzi shot to the chest... And it bounced off my chest. Clark Kent you say?
57. A married couple from Cleveland introduced me to the 'swinging' lifestyle some years ago.
58. @ my 20 yr. HS reunion all of the formerly hot girls were not so hot.
59. All of the formerly not so hot girls were hot.
60. I am a 'Desert Storm' Vet...
61. I dated an Australian Olympic Gymnist... Oh my!
62. I own an expensive comic book collection.
63. I proudly announce that I have done a 'real' Porn star...
64. I was incarcerated for alledgedly attempting to assault a police officer!
65. While incarcerated I was locked down for assaulting a prisoner!
66. I have been described as flirtatious...
67. I saved the world from WWIII...
68. As a senior in HS I took on a entire boys home....... & lost!
69. 'Hawkeye' was my nickname in the military.
70. I luv the $ Shot!
71. I cried during my sons 1st school play...
72. My 3 yr. old daughter can log on & off the computer!
73. My HS girlfriend has not spoken to me in over 20 yrs. because I went to the Prom stag. Get over it! She's still 'HOT'!
74. I am usually the loudest person @ a sporting event.
75. I listen to classical music when I bathe.

76. I was kicked out of Anger Management!
77. Once during an encounter with a couple an emergency occured & they left. They wanted to ride together so they left me the keys to her jag...
78. I was about to square off with the boxer Tommy Hearns @ a Gentleman's Club here in Detroit.
79. The 1st time I ever bet on a horse @ the track it fell over & died @ the finish line. Bad sign
80. An old HS teacher hit on me @ a concert. She didn't know!
81. I was paid for sex once...
82. I was born in Monroe, Louisiana!
83. My youngest son of 10 has only gotten one 'B' in his life. The rest of his grades have been 'A's'...
84. FFA has the hottest babes
85. I have extremely long finger nails!
86. I want to have sex in all 50 states... 21 to go...
87. A female asked me to piss on her!
88. I was once tossed from a NBA game...
89. When I do HOTNBOTHERED0414 I am going to post a long BLOG detailing the entire 2 1/2 minutes Ooooooh, is she going to get it!
90. I wear my emotions on my sleeve.
91. I once suffered from low self esteem. But that was a fuckin' long time ago, Jack!
92. In the 7th grade I beat up the class bully for pouring jello in my underwear. There is only so much I could take...
93. I think should DIE...
94. I think Jay Leno SUCKS!
95. I love T.V. land & any show prior to 1990.
96. 'Tom Hanks' is my favorite on screen actor...
97. 'Spiccoli' is my favorite movie character!
98. I think 'Laverne & Shirley' were lezzies.
99. My favorite sports name of all time is 'Dick Trickle'...
100. The 'Bee Gees' are my favorite band...
101. Took a while for pic to post... My 'BLACKOUT' friend...

I thank you all for taking the time to read this analytical nonsense Good day'...


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
5/9/2006 5:07 pm

97. Dont even try to tell me dasher121 doesnt remind you of Spiccoli!!!! I can just see him smarting off to Mr. Hand right now.


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/9/2006 5:37 pm:
(lol)Knowing Dash, he just may have ordered a Pizza during History class... (lol)Great observation 'Saint'...

spoldrtn812 51F  
1056 posts
5/9/2006 5:50 pm

I laughed my ass off when I read your comment about me. I thought you'd never admit to it and I hate you told the world my secret! LOL That should read I give good head when I find a dick I like to suck.\8b Believe it or not very few people know this about me!!! As always My King I love you!!!!!! looking forward to seeing you b4 the 20th!

Please, Sign my Guestbook Screw me!


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/9/2006 6:09 pm:
I have got to give credit where credit is due... Sorry to put the secret out there, but.... Will be seeing ya' soon! TY for EVERYTHING!

TheLilFondler 33F
2576 posts
5/9/2006 6:12 pm

hmmmmmmmmm have you had sex in pa yet???? hehehehe

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/10/2006 1:46 pm:
Yes. In Eerie & Valley Forge... But I am into expansion

HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

5/9/2006 9:27 pm

I bet I beat you to it! I am gonna tell them all how I made you cry,beg, then pass out and I had to give you mouth to mouth until the paramedics got there! And you did all that just from lookin at my lips as I said "Yes, mrnuttz I might let you stick it in my mouth."


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/10/2006 1:50 pm:
You are soooooooooooo nasty!
And since this is my BLOG it is a necessity to maintain the upper hand. With that being said, there will be no talking allowed when we meet, so your powers will be rendered useless

rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
5/9/2006 9:43 pm

97 "people on ludes should not drive"

BTW you are definitely one of a kind...


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/10/2006 2:34 pm:
TY, sir... Birds of the same feather do usually flock together... 'Spiccoli' ROCKS!

AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
5/9/2006 11:15 pm

some stuff I already knew, but there were some surprising facts...the Bee Gees? Oh, boy!


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/10/2006 1:55 pm:
Yeah... I know! I just have this image of John Travolta walking down the street in that tight polyester shirt with 'Stayin' Alive' pumping in the speakers... The Bee Gees?.... Yeah! I know! The greatest hits CD is still in my player...

zebra_buggy 31F

5/10/2006 5:27 am

I love your list! So ... didja' piss on her? 'cause if she's on fire or something, sometimes a loaded bladder is all you have at your disposal. If she's on fire, put her out! It's the only responsible course of action, really. Wouldn't you say?

Glad you're back


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/10/2006 2:03 pm:
Isn't it funny how you know out of 100 items the particular ones that will draw the questions I didn't mention if I pissed on her or not? Wow, my mistake Ooooops, how could I forget that? Sorry!
Glad to be back 'buggy'

skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
5/10/2006 5:40 am

_____Julia Louise Dreyfuss smoulders. Comic books, huh. I have one where The Flash is killed by Vandal Savage. I don't suppose you have a spare of The Green Arrow going down with the plain and dying because he didn't want Superman to use his heat vision an the arm that was stuck in the bomb in "Where Angels Fear to Tread."


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/10/2006 2:09 pm:
Do you know how long it took me to get 'Where Angels Fear To Tread'? My original copy got damaged in a basement flooding along with lots of my porn. So I had to venture into the cold world of 'trading' to get this classic back into my possession. I had to give up 'The Spectacular Spidey' in 'Ressurection' where Kraven blows his head off... Fortunately I purchased two copies I guess the moral to all of this is never mix your comics & porn together!

Vick_Demise 44M
2431 posts
5/10/2006 8:21 am

what an awesome list, Nuttz. I have alot in common with your list. 47 more states to go! Pure proof of why we are hooked on your blog. YOU ROCK,Sir!


You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/10/2006 2:12 pm:
Only 47 to go, eh? Hang in there my friend... Let's get that RV & pick up all of the Avengers along the way TY, sir.

TheLilFondler 33F
2576 posts
5/10/2006 4:35 pm

LMAO well if ya ever feel like adding Cameron County in Penn let me know

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/11/2006 12:03 am:
OooooWeeeee! I would probably be behind you throughout the whole visit!
I luv your azz...

HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

5/10/2006 9:18 pm

And with that being said, have you seen these HOTNBOTHERED0414 or this HOTNBOTHERED0414 I have no need to talk, you will be speachless! LMAO


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/11/2006 12:06 am:
Fock it! Maybe you are right Hell, I wouldn't be upset about it either... And you have a big ALMOND shaped azz... Wow!

007sexy40plus 50F  
7603 posts
5/10/2006 10:29 pm

What is the more behind your #8 relocation bit????? huh?

Do tell!!!

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/11/2006 12:10 am:
TY for bringing 'sanity' back to this post!
Shortly after my Mom's death a few years ago, I would dream of her & she kept repeating the phrase, 'Meet me in the desert'... So many peculiar things have happened to me, including getting this job over some stiff competition that career accomplishments dwarf my very own... I think destiny is calling me!

dasher121 36M

5/11/2006 3:48 am

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    97. Dont even try to tell me dasher121 doesnt remind you of Spiccoli!!!! I can just see him smarting off to Mr. Hand right now.
Alright!!! I have ignored it long enough!!!

Who the fuck is Spiccoli???!!!!!!!! It's been driving me nutttz!!!! I figured that eventually I would stumble upon what it is you people are reffering me to. But alas! I cantst take no more!!!

TheDude.


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/11/2006 12:53 pm:
'Fast Times @ Ridgemont High'... You gotta remember Phoebe & the 'tossing off' scene?

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
5/11/2006 5:27 am

Great list! Remember some of those from your earlier posts, but picked up some new Nuttz-facts. Thanks for making me smile.


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/11/2006 12:54 pm:
Yeah! And to make it so bad I think I could have went to 200... I had so much more!

Vick_Demise 44M
2431 posts
5/11/2006 7:15 am

    Quoting dasher121:
    Alright!!! I have ignored it long enough!!!

    Who the fuck is Spiccoli???!!!!!!!! It's been driving me nutttz!!!! I figured that eventually I would stumble upon what it is you people are reffering me to. But alas! I cantst take no more!!!

    TheDude.
OMG! you have got to be kidding dude. Hello? Sean Penn's post to create a slacker genre... Just go to the video store and rent Fast Times at Ridgemont High, you'll not be dissapointed there, young buck! (oh and tell Pheobe Cates for me that her boobs are the bomb!)


You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/11/2006 12:56 pm:
I think the part that I liked most about this movie is the fact that big brother was a big brother after he found out that sis' got an abortion... A touching moment for the young 'Nuttzster'

dasher121 36M

5/11/2006 7:35 am

Wow! yep I sure do feel fucking stupid now!!

Just didnt recognize the name is all, but in my defence that was not one of my favorite movies. However, the scene where the chick comes out of the pool in slow motion? Good Lord Almighty!!!!!!

TheStupidDude.


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/11/2006 1:01 pm:
No problem, Dude... 'Spiccoli' along with his surf board was just a character that I will always see Sean Penn as... 1st impression was a dynamic one. Even though some of his latest movies have been some of his greatest work... 'Mystic River' w/Tim Robbins is one of my favorite movies.... I think 'Towelie' from 'South Park' belongs to 'Spiccoli'

Vick_Demise 44M
2431 posts
5/11/2006 8:09 am

heynow! wasn't nobody calling you stupid... I just figured you were way young or something lol!

Don't think I was dogging you. Spicoli would've never been so hard on himself!!!!


You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/11/2006 1:03 pm:
Welcome to the 'WE LACK YOUTH CLUB'
I think Dash is a movie critic like myself

waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

5/11/2006 7:56 pm

You gave me an ear worm with "Just My Imagination" . You watch scary movies with your eyes closed???? I learned it's not a good idea to watch them alone!!! Thanks for reminding me about Fast Times at Ridgemont High


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/12/2006 3:13 pm:
Ahhhhhh yes!

MrNuttz05 replies on 5/12/2006 4:20 pm:
Scary movies just annoy me... They should call them 'stoopid movies'. Your buddy is being chased by a psycho that was burned & killed decades ago. Now once this fact has been established he should cease being your friend, & no you can't come over for a sleep over when my parents are out of town for the weekend! COME ON!!!!!

hotkittyjuicy 50F

5/12/2006 9:44 am

So this is why I can't get my share of that talented dick huh? I sure hope you will cum cum and cum again.. I'll leave the shower running so we can do our thing fast....Anal maybe this time also? OR can I get a wad of that juice on my ass? See you May 20th...
J


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/12/2006 3:23 pm:

Now you've done it!!! Now everyone is going to 'think' that I am having SEX on this site.... Geez! This is how rumors get started! Ahem.... May 20th...

MrNuttz05 49M

5/12/2006 4:23 pm

.....NEWSFLASH.........NEWSFLASH...........NEWSFLASH.........

For some inexplicable reasoning, I, MrNuttz will not be visiting this site on Saturday, May the 20th... Something has come up!


waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

5/12/2006 10:48 pm

    Quoting MrNuttz05:
    .....NEWSFLASH.........NEWSFLASH...........NEWSFLASH.........

    For some inexplicable reasoning, I, MrNuttz will not be visiting this site on Saturday, May the 20th... Something has come up!
hmmmmmmm, wonder what that is...... I hope you have a LOT of fun and just so you know I thought about you the last time I ummmmmm, you know.


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/13/2006 2:42 am:
You know 'Nuttz' are small enough that you can take them anywhere you want to. Put 'Nuttz' in your pocket & take me out whenever you want to use me! But I am NOT a whore!

HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

5/14/2006 1:50 pm

**cough*gag*cough*cough* Sorry I choked on something!*cough*cough*gag* Damn, I should know better then to read you while putting something in my mouth! *cough*


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/16/2006 1:18 am:
Are you trying to tell me something?

moonlightphoenix 45F
6508 posts
5/15/2006 4:18 pm

Hmmm... I love the smell of gasoline as well.

I plead the 5th on the rest.


MrNuttz05 replies on 5/16/2006 1:22 am:
I don't know when, how, or even why? But I know that there are many of US out there! And keep pleading the 5th!

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