New Venue for my mouth  

rm_MrDark71 46M
37 posts
8/24/2005 7:33 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

New Venue for my mouth


Hi all readers. It seems to me the blog thing is reallt catching on with folks. Since people actually are reading them maybe I should start spouting out some of the nonsense that fills my skull. I've always found myself amused by absurdity and antagonized into letting all those who can hear know it. From this infatuation I give you the "Rhantpage".
My goal for this is to open up further communications between members to respond or retort any views presented. I promise not to be nice or cordial but instead to be obnoxious and satirical. Thru sarcasm and wit we can dice up the topic of the day with our literary ginsu's until we are left with a full course meal of menatl exercise and a nice cup of STFU for dessert.
So lets start picking on life until it cries like a f#ckin baby-LOL
MrDark

nietchze 43M

8/24/2005 2:10 pm

mmmmm STFU....can i have mine with some MYOB sprinkles? mmmmmm


nietchze 43M

8/24/2005 2:12 pm

BTW...i suppose this is as good a place as any to ask, but does jerking off in a mirror butt-naked while smothered in baby-oil make me gay? What about the times I get dressed like Hulk Hogan and rub one off?


pseudohippie 50F

8/25/2005 6:02 am

Well since you asked Nietchze... self gratification in the manner described above would not be gay if you were thinking about a female. The fact that your staring at yourself in a mirror only makes me belive you wanna fuck yourself...ironic that that is exactly what you are doing. Finally if you add Hulk Hogan to the mix you have a full blown case of the Superherohomoitis and should be spanked by a midget dressed up as "Diaperman" while being anally penetrated by a guy named Skip dressed as wonderwoman......not that there is anything wrong with that


pseudohippie 50F

8/25/2005 6:06 am

Btw, the preceeding post was not made my pseudohippie, but by MrDark71 who did not realize he was in her account.

Pseudohippie says: MrDark71 needs to read Nietchze's hero, SeanBaby and his Super Friends and comic book commentaries...it appears he's hit the nail on the head about Niet!

Niet, you wanna fuck superheros? I doubt any of them come to AdultFriendFinder. And there's no selection criteria to identify them. Dude, it's gonna be hard to go through millions of profiles looking for women with lariats, men who are green, or either gender with supple tights and superhuman strength.

Good luck, Niet. (I say continue pleasuring yourself however way you want, you're not gay...lol)


nietchze 43M

8/25/2005 9:09 pm

what the?!?! HOW THE?!?! WHADDYA MEAN THERE AREN'T ANY SUPERHEROES!??! goddammit...first santa and now THIS!?!?


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