Euphemisms for Men  

Miss_Styrious 33F
31 posts
9/2/2005 7:40 pm

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Euphemisms for Men


He does not have a beer gut;
he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

He is not quiet;
he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.

He is not stupid;
he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT.

He does not get lost;
he DISCOVERS ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

He is not balding;
he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

He is not a cradle robber;
he prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

He does not get falling-down drunk;
he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

He is not short;
he is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT.

He does not constantly talk about cars;
he has a VEHICULAR ADDICTION.

He is not unsophisticated;
he is SOCIALLY MALFORMED.

He does not hog the blankets;
he is THERMALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE.

He is not a male chauvinist pig;
he has SWINE EMPATHY.

He doesn't have a dirty mind;
he has INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENTS.

He is not afraid of commitment;
he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

beewulf9 38M

9/5/2005 3:18 am

Just a question, is 'He' all men? or just a particular man?


elegantspiral 32M

9/10/2005 6:25 pm

Hey, we're not ALL that bad. And being quiet isn't that bad, is it?


Miss_Styrious 33F
11 posts
9/22/2005 9:42 pm

"He" is refering to a few men that I have come across..I admit it, not ALL guys have gone astray.


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