Where Do These Imbeciles Come From?  

MissAnnThrope 56F
11679 posts
8/28/2005 6:33 pm

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Where Do These Imbeciles Come From?

I know we all get abusive email from men who hit our profiles and then don't like the fact they're not what we're looking for. However, this one takes the cake and deserves a place here.

From: Hotcock1942
Date: Aug 28, 2005 10:22 AM EDT
Subject: Your funny
Lol someone as plain and somewhat UGLY as you are coming with all the I want and don't wants ...... sweetie....with what you have going for you.....be HAPPY any guy would take you to bed.....tho I surely wouldn't know why anyone would. Have a great day now.

Well, I just figured this was one of those married guys, who gets pissed off when a woman writes that she's not looking for married men. I get dozens of those. So, I took a look at his profile. This is someone the site says is 88 miles away from me, which means more like 100. He has dick pics galore and tells us, he won't even consider an email from a woman that doesn't have a naked pic attached. Can you say pic collector and possibly someone who's trying to set up his own website?

So, I wrote back to him...

Gee, a man all the way down in the rude redneck area of Southern NJ, where banjos play day and night just had to read the profile of someone he found ugly. Right...
A man who thinks his dick is his best feature, which means he's a double bagger... So tell me, are you allowed out in public when children are around, or do you have to wear a mask?

Tough words from some moron who only wants naked pics and thinks he's god's gift to women. On a site where men outnumber women 25 to 1. You have fun with the white trash inbred southern NJ natives, dear. I shall stick to men with manners, courtesy and respect for women. They're better fucks than you neanderthals.

Oh, one more thing... Your email is about to hit three blogs, to be made fun of, because as soon as you hit send, it became my property to do with as I please. Have a nice day and I hope Rosey Palms are still talking to you.

Tonight, I signed back on. I had two, count em, two responses to my email!

LOL .....here is another for you you UGLY fuck. You also may do as you please with it as I'm sure most if not ALL men think as I do about ugly little none important women who can't get layed if they paid for it. And I'm sure you have to pay to get any man to come anywhere near you. I havent seen ia all my laie any woamn as homely as you. Now please get lost as I wouldn't fuck you even tho you want it so bad. Bye bye shit for brains.

Ah, but he couldn't stop there...

Oppss I forgot something,not only are you very very homely but I'm willing to BET your FAT as hell also...lololol.....a FAT,UGLY NOTHING thinking anyone would want a picture of you nude that would surely get rid of any mans hardon.....lol... b yr byr loser ,....lol

Is this the best these guys can do? You're ugly and fat and your mother dresses you funny? Then again, considering this man doesn't know the difference between your and you're and the fact he really can't spell or use proper punctuation or grammar, is it even worth getting into an email flame war?

I think not. But I'm betting he screams about this post, in spite of sayin do as I like with his email.

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
8/29/2005 4:54 am

Would you like us (or me) to attack this retard? 'Cause I'd be happy to just for his ignorance of the written English language.

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
8/29/2005 1:57 pm

tehehe... Hey, if you really want to, knock yourself out. I actually considered having a friend of mine here who is flamboyantly gay write to the guy. However, I doubt this guy would be smart enough to figure it out, he would just think he's so hot, even men want him.

It constantly amazes me how many men who are supposed to be adults refuse to act like adults on this site. I have no idea even where his town in Southern NJ is, as I'm one of those Northern NJ snobs, who, as soon as I get south of Trenton, well, you can all but hear those banjos playing. Especially around the Pine Barrens. But I'm guessing it's somewhere around Atlantic City and that he's on the bad clients list of every escort and escort service down there. So, he has to turn to sites like this and is probably mad as hell that none of us ladies come close to looking like the porn chicks in the ads.

It also amazes me that his original email was designed to ruin my day. However, I was in too good a mood yesterday morning for it to do that. And today, seeing how upset he got from my response, well, it seems to have backfired on him. However, there is that tiny part of me that wishes there was a way to put an implant in his brain, with an image of me naked on it. For assurance that he never, ever manages to breed. It would be a public service and a gift to humanity if this guy could never get an erection again.

rm_DocSpiky 40M
18 posts
8/29/2005 3:49 pm

Humanity continues to disappoint me. Some days, all you can do is hope that they crash their IROC.

rdy2try4 51F  
3037 posts
8/29/2005 6:36 pm

Well I am thankful you shared this in MY blogs for extra coverage. If anyone wishes to see more like this idiot, because believe it or not I think there is a farm for a**holes...come to see them all at rdy2try4 and laugh some more.

MissAnn, I thank you whole heartedly for posting this, and I hope to enlighten MANY more people with this kind of crap so that the populace can see that it is NOT always the women being prudes that is the problem. We are the way we are because of buttheads like this guy.

rdy2try4 51F  
3037 posts
8/29/2005 6:40 pm

ON another note!!! If he has 13 1/2 inches in real life...he has a record!!! I think the Guiness people should be notified!!! The largest one on record was just shy of this. hehehehe

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
8/30/2005 4:50 am

rdy, if he really had 13.5 inches in real life, he wouldn't be in southern NJ. He'd be working for Vivid Entertainment, no matter how ugly he is. I mean, look at Ron Jeremy.

vengeur 41M
836 posts
8/30/2005 9:37 am


I am located about 20-some miles to the North of this guy, yet still to the South of Trenton, but I can assure you that I am nothing like him. Not all of us in South Jersey act like such morons/rude rednecks/imbeciles, believe me.

One, I know the proper usage of "you're" versus "your".

Two, I can write an entire message to somebody without making any spelling or grammatical errors.

Three, I am mature enough to refrain from actually sending a message to somebody else on this site that is solely for the purpose of derision. (I am slightly younger than him too, btw.)

I could go on and on, but I digress.

I find it somewhat odd that this guy would even spend so much time sending you a message and then subsequent replies. You'd think Studly Dudley would be otherwise too occupied with all of his sexy babes or something, right?

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
8/30/2005 11:23 am

But do you know the proper usage of their, there and they're, vengeur? *ducks*

I will admit, I was using the old NJ stereotype. All of us north of the old 609 dividing line are wannabe Manhattanites and everyone in the old 609 are scary rednecks. Of course, this stereotype doesn't take into account the western areas in the north. Visit Walmart in either Phillipsburg or Franklin if you want to know what I mean and just look at the shoppers. Most could use some chlorine in the gene pool.

Now, I know I've seen you in the chat rooms. If you've ever seen anyone actually rile me, you know what I wrote to him was practically foreplay. He wanted to ruin the day of someone he can't have and instead, I managed to upset him enough that he wrote back twice. Can you say major anger issues? I'd probably have more email from him if I hadn't said, "screw it" and blocked him.

Now yes, I would think Mr. 13.5" would be hanging out with the women who can't get enough of him, instead of posting profile pics where the penis doesn't match from one to the other and writing insulting emails. However, more men write this kind of thing than anything else. It's sad, really. People get behind a computer screen and exhibit behavior that would get them escorted out by Mr. Bouncer if they acted this way in real life, or even escorted into the back of a police car.

I would say from his attitude and anger, he hasn't had a woman other than his love doll in a very long time.

vengeur 41M
836 posts
8/30/2005 5:18 pm


Yes, I do actually know the proper usage of "their", "there", and "they're"; "too" and "to" also, if you can believe it. All my years of reading things besides just store signs and the backsides of cereal boxes seem to have had much benefit for me.

Could it be that your buddy in South Jersey had his love doll deflate on him one day, which then caused him to become so angry?

rm_connor696 60M
834 posts
8/30/2005 9:13 pm

Question: on this site, at least, it does seem to be somewhat true that nonexistent orthography, questionable grammar, and machiolated logic go hand in hand with flat-out rude and insensitive content. Whether the former indicate lack of intelligence or lack of education (or just serious sloppiness), why should those things map onto the latter? I mean, a lot of people who are neither towering intellects nor overly educated are . . . well, nice. Really, lots of them. (And in the real world a lot of bright, well-educated people are real schmucks. Don't believe me? Check out Washington, D.C.)

It's just curious, is all.

Maybe we should all learn Esperanto and have a big, honkin' love fest!

pseudohippie 49F

8/31/2005 2:46 am

Goodness gracious. That poor man was stunted mentally at around 8. Musta been 1950-something back then, too, cause his material is at least that old.

On a NJ note...I have spent my entire 38 years living in NJ or on the border of NJ. I have lived in the northern part of the state, and adjacent to the central and southern parts. They are THREE DIFFERENT STATES. I swear to God, they are (which might not mean much from a mostly atheist type). But the smarties and the respectful ones co-exist with the protruding forehead morons and the regular ol' boys all throughout the state.

But at least in North Jersey, they STFU faster.

justsayhi2005 51F

8/31/2005 7:16 am

Esperanto? Isn't that an Eagles song?

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/3/2005 6:26 pm

Another case of "not enough blood in the big head". We can only hope he wanks often enough that the repeated lack of blood to the brain will have him rocking & drooling by the time he's 35. Yeah, studs in bibs & diapers...chicks dig that...oh wait..some kinna do. shit!

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

9/3/2005 7:19 pm

His handle is HOTCOCK for christs sake...I bet it is hot...hot with the CLAP!!!!!

This shit fucker is one of many who need to step back, put their dick in their mouth and enjoy it...because no one wants someone who is as rude as him. I hope to god he says something about this post.

I have a few questions for him...

IS YOU I.Q the same number as your DICK SIZE?
Are you that lonely and frustrated that you needed to take it out on someone?
CAn you please TELL ME WHY you are so damn cocky when you don't have much of a dick....yes..I am looking at these cock shots wondering why you would embarress yourself as well as others by putting that lame excuse for a cock on the internet for all to laugh at you??

Miss ANN is beautiful as well as intellegent. I would get with her in a heartbeat if she'd have me....

I LUV YOU MISSANN!!!!!!!!!!!


Always The Bitch

nietchze 43M

9/5/2005 12:10 pm

13 1/2?!?! 13 an 1/2 inches?!?! jeezus dude why not 43 meters long, I mean if you're going to bullshit you might as well go all out.

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
9/6/2005 10:44 am

vengeur, I really do think his love doll deflated, or they just raised the price of the Real Doll he was saving up for. Of course, he could be some inbred air thief too. My guess is, a combination. And way too much time in the drug dens of Camden.

connor, that is something I have noticed over the years here. The more ill-spoken a person is, the more angry they become at women. When I've asked people not to speak to me in slang and to form complete words and sentences in chat, they haul off at me about how this isn't English class, it's a sex site. Yes, it may be a sex site however, you are known by your text online. If you come off as a Cro-Magnon, it will turn off any woman of moderate intelligence.

I had to learn Esperano in HS for a development of language class. I chose not to remember a word after the final exam. Talk about a whacked language.

pseudo, my dear, what are you anyway? I know you're evil step sis's siamese twin, but are you the good twin, or far more evil? Yes, NJ is very diverse. The town in which I grew up had mansions, middle class housing and then on the highway, the trailer parks. Rednecks and the post war influx of people from the city co-existed peacefully and got along with each other. Of course, most of the influx was Polish. I was in a county that was on the border of north and central NJ. Where I am now, a mere 10 miles from the city, well, this is the area where The Sopranos is supposed to take place. So, I actually watched an episode after moving up here. That show doesn't exaggerate. That is how people act and talk around here. It's like being in another world. The day I moved here, my sister was thrilled to see the Pakistanis who run the corner convenience store, as she was afraid I was going to be victim of a mob hit for not being pure Sicilian after she got a look around the neighborhood.

diamond, in summer, it's hard to tell if they are even 18. I know the bored teenagers who can stay up late all summer make up fake profiles and decide to have fun with the perverts. Until their parents catch them at it. I'm so glad it's finally September.

justsayhi, I hate the Eagles, so I can't tell you.

sj, actually, grown men will pay Dominatrixes for that entire bib and diapers trip. 'Nuff said.

Mandy, I adore you too. And if I was bi, I'd already have been on your doorstep. If I was a man, I'd probably act like a drooling fucktard around you.

Son, you never cease to crack me up. You know very well he can't lie and claim to have 43 meters. He wouldn't be able to pee. God, could you imagine how long he'd have to take at the urinal too, just to get the flow going? I'm guessing though, that he's probably closer to 13.5 cm in real life.

Now, on a positive note, I haven't gotten any hate mail since I posted this! I should have posted something much sooner.

redmustang91 57M  
8599 posts
9/6/2005 10:55 am

Rude, stupid and a liar about his dick length. Isn't that the trifecta of AdultFriendFinder non-attractiveness? And he called Miss Ann names?

tallandlean1000 63M
6 posts
9/6/2005 8:43 pm

The saddest thing of all is that this inbred Jersey Hillbilly will eventual find some poor woman and turn her life into a hell on Earth. It happens all the time, like depression, wars and famine!!

AlbertPrince 57M

9/7/2005 9:26 am

Send me some naked pictures you FAT UGLY NOTHING.

I've never tried this approach before, does it really work?

justsayhi2005 51F

9/7/2005 9:41 am

*sigh* it was a joke...

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