Welcome Back My Friends, To The Show That Never Ends  

MissAnnThrope 56F
11679 posts
2/14/2006 7:35 am

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Welcome Back My Friends, To The Show That Never Ends


I am of course, referring to my hate mail. I got this charming letter last night:

From: beachbum9090
Date: Feb 13, 2006 9:52 PM EST
Subject: wow

You have alot of rules. Just a question. If you smoke and don't drink beer or eat burgers, how are you so fat at a young age?

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What are men from Tennessee sending me hate mail anyway and how do they happen on my profile? I wrote back...

Wow, you're a real charmer, aren't you? For someone who can actually string together a coherent sentence, how come you're such an idiot? And how did a beachbum manage to end up in a landlocked state with no beaches in sight? Welcome to my blog. You will supply many with amusement.

My second question in my response to him was an honest question. What is a beachbum doing in Knoxville? It isn't exactly known for its beaches. It's literally hundreds of miles from the nearest shoreline. Sure, it has a river, but that's not exactly the same thing, now is it? Then again, that could be a testament to his mental capacities.

Oh well. At least this time I got hate mail from someone who can read, even if his reading comprehension is lacking.

fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
2/14/2006 8:13 am

They say, I guess, that you should never mess with a living writer! I guess he didnt' read that far!

You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman? !

Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping!

And a MUST READ: [post 2294897]

Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog!
{=}


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
2/14/2006 8:23 am

I wouldnt call it hate mail, more like "Duh" mail. What a doofus.


evilgothgirl 51F

2/14/2006 8:29 am

Yahoo..Fricken..Hoo!!!!

I am sorry you got this mail....My IQ dropped 10 points just reading it...

Continue on....


Efilnikufecin69 47M

2/14/2006 8:36 am

LMAO! More power to you MissAnn!

<marquee width="550" behavior="scroll" Direction= "up" align= "center" bgcolor= "red" height="239" scrollamount="5">

<font color="white"><font face="verdana">That's a winner! L'amour Toujours! Happy Valentines Day MissAnn!</marquee>


caressmewell 53F

2/14/2006 8:40 am

LOL

Will wonders ever cease?


p33c3y0 42M

2/14/2006 8:53 am

i was actually impressed someone from tennessee used punctuation at all. seriously ... there is no reason to be hating on this site, but that's what happens anywhere the general public is involved.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/14/2006 9:20 am

Some people have brains and some don't. Its easy to see that he doesn't.


womanoirish 53F

2/14/2006 9:46 am

Amazing how much energy people put into their idiocy. Great response back to him.


007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
2/14/2006 10:17 am

I think you handled it quite well. Some people just dont think before they act.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


NickRules999 39M
9462 posts
2/14/2006 10:45 am

This is one of those times when I question the inteligence of my fellow man.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?


norprin5 55M

2/14/2006 11:11 am

    Quoting NickRules999:
    This is one of those times when I question the inteligence of my fellow man.
actually, i don't include guys like that in the 'fellow man' category.

also, like valleyrat sed - i was expecting some ELP lyrics too. *sigh*

anyway, Happy Valentine's Day!

King Nor XVIII


NickRules999 39M
9462 posts
2/14/2006 11:37 am

Saint, what is going on with your blog? Everytime I click on it, I get booted. I haven't forgotten about you, I just get seem to get on.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?


bootielover3 55M

2/14/2006 12:13 pm

I agree that he has no reason to be so rude.

But missannthorpe there are four rather large lakes within 50 miles of Knoxville, if a river shore is not shoreline. After all Michigan has the third longest shoreline in the U.S. it is fresh water not ocean but the U.S. geological society calls it shoreline.


MarinadelMar 59F

2/14/2006 12:27 pm

What a (literate) inconsiderate idiot

A beachbum a long way from the coast, eh?

Mmm, I was looking for an ELP connection too ... this is from the Brain Salad Surgery LP isn't it? (oops, showing my age )


reverend21 49M
1913 posts
2/15/2006 1:26 am

Wow I am amazed, the person who comments on people with out reading gets commented on with unkind words. Well, I guess after you insult everyone who fits your "neanderthal" requirements it's only natural for a few to insult you back. Hmmmmm, is there a pattern being set here, nah can't be, after all I fit the pattern of those who you insult, or atleast you already have. Either way, if you were not insecure in who you are, the words in that mailing would not have bother you, but then I guess it is easy to blame a group of people instead of just accepting the fact that some individuals are so insecure that they feel the need to insult others to elevate them selves. Hey, isn't that discrimination, nah, after all your above that right.


pinkplaytoyz 49F

2/15/2006 5:11 am

    Quoting reverend21:
    Wow I am amazed, the person who comments on people with out reading gets commented on with unkind words. Well, I guess after you insult everyone who fits your "neanderthal" requirements it's only natural for a few to insult you back. Hmmmmm, is there a pattern being set here, nah can't be, after all I fit the pattern of those who you insult, or atleast you already have. Either way, if you were not insecure in who you are, the words in that mailing would not have bother you, but then I guess it is easy to blame a group of people instead of just accepting the fact that some individuals are so insecure that they feel the need to insult others to elevate them selves. Hey, isn't that discrimination, nah, after all your above that right.
People with entertaining biting wit and humor such as MissAnn are valuable to us because they say the things that many of us are thinking, but aren't bold enough to say ourselves...In this instance, however, when someone draws "first blood", then what comes afterwards is a mute point...I'm not going to sit back and let some jerk insult me either...

Great post MissAnn!!!


reverend21 49M
1913 posts
2/15/2006 8:21 am

    Quoting pinkplaytoyz:
    People with entertaining biting wit and humor such as MissAnn are valuable to us because they say the things that many of us are thinking, but aren't bold enough to say ourselves...In this instance, however, when someone draws "first blood", then what comes afterwards is a mute point...I'm not going to sit back and let some jerk insult me either...

    Great post MissAnn!!!
Thank you, she drew " first blood " a while back, this is just a dose of reality, not an attempt to insult.


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
2/15/2006 3:48 pm

She who makes the rules, enforces them.
Nicely done, Miss Ann.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
2/15/2006 5:11 pm

fantasia, it doesn't say don't mess with me in my profile. It does say, don't bother to send me hate mail. But so many don't listen.

Lianna, oh, it gets better. He wrote back...

evilgoth, thanks. But if you think this is bad, you should look at older posts. Compared to some of what I've gotten, this guy is a astrophysicist.

Efil, thanks. You know, your scroll thingie freaked me when I saw it.

caressme, they will NEVER cease on this site.

p33c, you know, I was amazed he could write and use grammar and punctuation too! I didn't know there were any of those in Tennessee.

oldman, he seems to have brains. Just no manners whatsoever.

really, me or him?

Thanks woman. I'm still trying to figure out why someone from his neck of the woods was browsing profiles in NJ.

Thanks straightten. I wish I hadn't had a headache for days on end, or I would have come up with even a better response for him.

valleyrat, sorry and stuff. Just that song started in my head when I saw his mail. It seemed fitting, so I went with it. See, the influx of hate mail for me never ends.

Nick, one of the times? I thought you spent all your time questioning the intelligence of humanity.

noprin, sorry about the lack of ELP lyrics. And thanks.

bootielover, I didn't know about the lakes there. However, swimming in the river doesn't exactly work. Rivers have currents and can be very dangerous and most people with sense stay out of them. I know the Great Lakes have a shoreline. However, 50 miles away from the beach is still far. He also clarified in his follow-up mail, which I will be posting as a seperate comment.

Dysgyzed, we so have to set you up with a profile that attracts hate mail, so you can be constantly amused. I am glad you liked it. You're going to love his follow-up mail!

Marina, hey, I was showing my age by using that line. Sorry about the lack of lyrics. But yes, he is far from the coast.

Thanks humboldt. I was actually very amused by this one. He was trying to piss in my cereal, so to speak. So many insist on doing that.

reverend, huh? He sent me this email out of the blue. I had never seen him before. Not in the blogs, not in chat, not in the magazine. He just managed to find my profile and after skimming it or whatever, sent me hate mail. I'm not insecure with who I am, I've been blogging my hate mail since I started blogging. Know what? By doing so, it's cut way down on the amount of hate mail I get. Which is all based on my profile. Telling me that someone so ugly shouldn't be so picky and should have no respect for her body and should do any man who asks. Most of the hate mail does come from married men, I might add. I post the hate mail to illustrate what we ladies are up against on this site. Understand? He made first contact. I didn't know he even existed until he sent me that. Get it?

Thanks pinkplay! This is true. The men on this site do feel they can say anything to women online that they wouldn't dare say to anyone in real life and get away with it. The man who sent me that was a jerk, he did draw first blood. I responded and posted his email to show what a gentleman he is.

LoveSpell, he was using the myth that smokers are supposed to be skinny. Smoking used to be touted as a way to lose weight. So his cigarettes and burgers were to say if I smoke and avoid burgers, I shouldn't be overweight. He misread the line, "I'm not the beer and burger type." I'm not. I prefer an ice cold Diet Coke or a nice burgandy with my burgers. Not beer.

Thank you, spin.


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
2/15/2006 5:17 pm

***UPDATE***

He wrote back! He's just doesn't get it, does it. Here is what he had to say:

From: beachbum9090
Date: Feb 14, 2006 12:45 PM EST
Subject: RE: RE: wow

--Hey "skinny"

I have a second home in Hilton Head SC. I guess you have never been. The beach and your figure would not be a good thing.-------------------------------------------------

Oh no! He's got me! Yes, he's right. The last time I went to the beach, I made the mistake of wearing a grey bathing suit. I was dozing, when I heard someone yell, "BEACHED WHALE!" I thought, poor thing, I hope they get it back to sea. But as I woke up finally and opened my eyes, I was surrounded by Greenpeacers and I woke up just in time for them to throw the net over me and try to drag me into the ocean! I was so embarassed. I won't even tell you what happened the time I went to the nude beach...


vanna4u 38F

2/16/2006 10:03 pm

did he tell you why a beachbum is in tennessee? they don't have beaches, do they? oh wait, that's what you meant, huh?


DIVISION77 39M  
8321 posts
2/17/2006 6:42 pm

Ann,

You attract all kinds. I think the beachbum wants you!

Humor him.

DIV

"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
2/18/2006 11:43 am

Dysgyzed, LMAO! Yes, I do realize the guy is a complete fucktard. God woman, I wish you were in the NYC area. We could have such fun torturing men.

vanna, that is indeed what I meant. So he had to mention his beach house in South Carolina, like I care. It probably belongs to his parents, if it exists at all.

Division, I did humor him! I never heard back though, when I sent him the Greenpeace story. Think I hurt his feelings?


DIVISION77 39M  
8321 posts
2/18/2006 11:44 pm

I would love to see you and Dysgyzed at your worst. You could not torture me, I'm skeptical.

I think you should have taken the "beachbum" at his word and run with that theme. Ask him what being a beachhum entails and just go with it. Eventually he'd warm up to you.

DIV

"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur


cuteNEway 41F

2/20/2006 3:05 pm

woo hoo @ gust of wind! can i join in that event?? ah the fun we would have if dysgyzed was in NY or NJ!!! MissA, Dys, Cause and I...we would have the new bitch brigade trembling in their fuck-me heels!!! tee hee


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
2/21/2006 12:46 am

Division, no, Dysgyzed and I are not traveling to Arizona to take you up on your challenge. And no, I didn't feel like toying with beachbum any more than necessary. Mind you, he never wrote back to me after I sent him the Greenpeace story.

cute, the new bitch brigade? *sigh* I miss the old bitch brigade. Me, Kiana, Brit, BSL... memories.


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