This Is Taking DIY A Bit Too Far  

MissAnnThrope 56F
11679 posts
11/12/2005 4:01 pm

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This Is Taking DIY A Bit Too Far

So, I'm probably one of the last people on the planet to hear of this product. I first heard of it last night and, well, I'm still bewildered as to what sort of narcissist you'd have to be to buy this.

I am of course, talking about the Make Your Own Dildo Kit.

Who buys something like this? Men who want to make sure their wives, girlfriends or significant others are only fucking them when they're not around? Men with erectile problems? Practical jokers?

These kits aren't cheap either. The least expensive I found one for, when I went looking was $54.95. The vibrating kit was $68.95. Most sites charged at least $10 more for each kit. While each kit makes two dildos, I still think it's a bit overpriced.

The FAQ on the one site is rather amusing. It tells you that it comes with flesh colored paint that you mix into the molding material. Then goes on to tell you that you can make it any color you want by mixing in a dab of oil based paint. However, they add this disclaimer: "When using paint you only want to use a dab and while an oil based paint should be safe, please note there are no studies to show that it is safe to use in in a dildo at this time and thus you should proceed with adding paint or anything else at your own risk." Mind you, this is after telling you the brand of oil paint they prefer to use.

But that's not all! Another site offers glow in the dark additive for your penis mold! You can get refills, so you can make as many replicas of your penis as you want! The possiblities are endless!

OK, survey time. Guys, would you actually buy this? If so, why?

Ladies, what would your reaction be if someone gave you a mold of their penis as a gift? I know my reaction would be hysterical laughter.

StreaktheFreak 38F

11/12/2005 4:57 pm

i have actually helped someone do this before ...lmao...we had difficulty using the kit but it was definatly very funny to do

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
11/12/2005 5:13 pm

I don't think I would care to be memorialized in this manner.
I'd like something a bit, uhh grander. LOL

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
11/12/2005 5:46 pm

Streak, how did it turn out and did he give it to you as a gift? Or did he keep it to wave at JWs on his doorstep?

silhouette, I feel deprived. I can't think of one person's penis I'd want molded into a dildo for me. At least, not offhand. Then again, once things started to go bad, I think I'd be too tempted to use it as a VooDoo doll of sorts.

Spin, you'd rather claim the Jeffrey Stryker dildo is molded from your penis?

rm_MKidFE 37M

11/12/2005 5:59 pm

I'm trying to imagine how not funny it would be if you let the mold set-up a little too long with your junk still in the stuff... trying to get it off... ouch.

bardicman 50M

11/12/2005 7:31 pm

I wonder if a person could use this kit to "erect" their own "Headstone"?

I am not dead yet

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
11/13/2005 3:54 pm

I was thinking of something more along the lines of the Washington Monument. Now wouldn't that be an interesting statement on the state of things?

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/13/2005 6:40 pm

Oh, sweet Discordia! I would want a couple of them and then we could dress them up and put on little penis plays. I saw what you wrote on E's blog and I will write you something nasty in a couple of days, ok.

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
11/13/2005 10:49 pm

MKidFE, the websites said you only have to leave the mold on for a minute. So, unless someone really likes the way the mold feels, the chance of that happening is slight.

bardic, a rubbery headstone. hmmm... That might be a fun trick to play on the family. I wonder how much molding and casting material you'd need.

spin, the Washington Monument? Why not just go for the Chrysler Building?

lianna, Hail Kallisti! You know, penis finger puppets wouldn't be a bad idea. Anyone here who'll admit to being small enough for us to use for the model? And thanks! I look forward to the nasty post!

MaggiesWishes 60F

11/16/2005 3:01 am

I saw this on a TV show and the "how to do it" segment was all too funny! The woman had to keep talking to the guy really sexy to keep him hard, and then of course ... it was a little "tacky" coming off the penis ... and you ahve to trim and all that other mess to get it "workable".

I'm sure that it's a fun thing, don't know why Spin don't want to be casted as a momumental penis, other than that of the Washington Momument, which has that pointy thing on top... ouch!

But, just in case, I'll take two kits, like the candy bar "now and later". LMAO!

Kewl post!

vengeur 41M
836 posts
11/19/2005 7:15 pm


Haven't you ever heard of Cynthia Plaster Caster? Without her, you might not have ever seen these make-your-own-dildo kits for sale.

I would say that Cynthia Plaster Caster was the first one to ever think of this idea, back when she an art student, as well as a shy and horny teenage virgin, at the University of Illinois in 1966. It was at this time when her teacher gave a homework assignment to make a plaster cast of something solid that would retain its shape.

That's when she decided to experiment with making plaster casts of erect penises, not only to complete the assignment, but also as a way to meet rock stars and get laid. After meeting Paul Revere and the Raiders the following weekend, Cynthia Plaster Caster went on to make many cock replicas, including one of Jimi Hendrix's cock, and has become one of the most notable groupies in rock and roll history.

Cynthia Plaster Caster is apparently one of those sorts of women who believe cocks are beautiful in and of themselves, even once referring to them as "cute and cuddly" in an interview. If she were on this site, I doubt she would be one of those types who complain about seeing cock pics. Some women objectify men's cocks in a manner similar to how some men objectify women's breasts, which is something I don't see as a problem at all.

To answer your survey question, yes, I think I would like to buy such a kit someday, just out of my own curiosity. I think it would be interesting to get a third-person perspective of my own cock. Therefore, I don't really think a man would necessarily have to be a narcissist to have an interest in buying a kit like this. Furthermore, I feel that there are women who would appreciate the finished result of this kit as a gift.

StreaktheFreak 38F

11/23/2005 8:26 am

i kept it...he didn't really want me to...but i doesnt get used and it has been in the basement for awhile

the jws idea is great...maybe i will wear a tank top and boxers with it hanging out the next time i feel like answering the door to screw with them
i should write about what i did to a couple of them when i was 15 ...they stopped comming to our house at all for a few years

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