That Hate Mail I Mentioned  

MissAnnThrope 56F
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7/4/2006 4:23 am

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That Hate Mail I Mentioned

Yes, I decided to post it and my response. But without his handle, just in case he does have "family connections..."

Date: Jul 1, 2006 11:02 PM EDT
Subject: You're semi-educated,

and it shows.

It's all great fun until someone loses an eye? The first time I heard that, I figured the person that said it wasn't the one who lost one , or he wouldn't have said something so stupid. Maybe you copying it shows just how thoughtless and mindless you are. You think it's cool to joke about someone losing an eye? Do you realize how precious your eyesight is? And don't give me that crap about "that's exactly the point of saying it". How would you feel if it went 'It's all great fun until someone loses a tit...' If you ever lost an eye, God forbid - or a tit, for that matter - maybe you wouldn't be laughing, or think it was cool to say something so utterly asinine.

Maybe you think it's a good thing that you can still go to the petite department to buy your clothes, but that's just a technicality, judging buy how you describe yourself. You're a fake.

Your profile wasn't a profile, it was a mini-series. I had hair when I started reading it, and who really has time to waste on all that "I'm this" and "I'm that", and all the other nonsense you thought you had to impress someone with. I couldn't even finish reading it.

And yes, you are a snob, and probably proud of it. Your nose must stick up so far that it touches God's asshole. Maybe you should take a whiff, and see if He's (or She's) the One for you.

You have no class. And if you keep saying the hurtful, insensitive things that spew forth from your fountain of idiocy, you'll succeed at showing the whole world how shallow and worthless you are. I wouldn't want to go out or be seen with a thoughtless, mindless, self-centered person as you if you we re in front of my house naked, begging me to give you the smack in the face you obviously know you need.

And you know the funny Part? We're a five-star match! If you weren't so simple and brainless, maybe we could've had something nice...


OK... I took a look at his profile. His pics tell me he dresses like an extra from a gangster movie. His profile informs us he's into golden showers, more specifically, peeing on women. He's told me I need to be smacked around. Yeah, he's a real class act. So, even before my caffeine IV, I had to write back to him. I actually do think there's one thing I said for which I owe him an apology, which I will get to after this:

You are joking, right? Someone who dresses like a La Cosa Nostra wannabe and uses the handle (deleted, but let's just say he has an ass fetish too.) is giving me a lecture on class?

So tell me, kind sir, what is your idea of a woman with class? One who knows her place in the world? One who calls older men "daddy"? One who enjoys being treated like a second class citizen and doesn't know her own mind or what she wants in a man?

The title of my profile refers to drama in the chat rooms. Metaphorial eyes do tend to be lost. It is a message for those who do get caught up in the drama of the site.

So tell me, how am I a fake? Because I have a few extra pounds? You're not in the greatest shape yourself, darling. My father was 72 when he died and he looked younger than you do. I say you're lying about your age.

Now, I find it interesting that you had hair before you started reading my profile. How kind of you to actually take pictures late at night and in different clothing, so women of the site could see that in the space of 20 minutes, you went from a full head of jet black hair and a youthful appearance to a balding old man. Most men wouldn't bother to be that considerate of women. You really should have finished reading. It might have taught you how a real woman likes to be treated. But I'm sure you prefer twinkies who will defer to your age and power.

Now, perhaps you missed the part about my religion. Sorry to inform you, but I do not worship your God, so my nose is not in its genderless ass. Have you ever read the original Gnostic texts the Vatican took out of the bible? How the others created man in Adam of Light's image and then gave us to him to play with, as he was an idiot God and they wanted to keep him occupied? My nose would never be up the ass of an idiot. But you do seem to be very into asses, in addition to golden showers. Yeah. Nothing says class like urinating on a woman. It shows me I am right in my guess that you are a misogynist. Especially since you believe in smacking us around.

You sir, are the one with no class. You believe in degrading women. You believe strong women shouldn't be allowed to exist. You tell me how hurtful my profile is, then you have to send a long letter telling me what a bitch I am. If you had even a modecum of class, you would have let it slide. But no. You have to write an insulting letter.

You and women hating men like you, who feel we're good for nothing but breeding, cooking and being used for our collection of holes are the reason women leave this site in droves. You really should have left the site on June 15th, the way you planned.

As far as a five star match. That is based on nothing but Cupid settings. But I wouldn't expect you to understand that, so let me explain. It means, we happen to be the correct gender, Cupid decided we're looking for the same thing relationship-wise, we don't care particularly about each other's age, smoking and drinkings status and the body type fits. Trust me when I say, we could never have anything. I do not go near men with no respect for women and who use them as punching bags. Now put down your DVD set of "The Sopranos" and hit the real world to discover that women who do not have mental issues do not enjoy being beaten or urinated on. You so need a clue. I am not the one who is brainless. You are, in what you think women should be. You are the one who thinks he's God. That women should know their place and accept it. Get out of the 1500s and join the real world.

Miss Ann

Now, what do I have to apologize for? The crack about his age. He claims to be 55, but looks a hell of a lot older. But last night, I was watching the Yankees game, a commercial came on and I thought it was this guy for a second. But no! It was Tommy Lasorda! Yes, the guy could pass as his brother. And let's face it, Lasorda looked like 25 miles of bad road when he was 55 too. So, to the misogynistic, woman beating, crack addict who gets off on defiling women, I am sorry. It is possible for someone from your gene pool to look much older than they are. So I take back that you were lying about your age as badly as I thought. You look the way Lasorda did when he was 63. How do I know that? The pic in this post is Lasorda with Pia Zadora from 1990.

8324 posts
7/4/2006 4:33 am

You're taking all this way too seriously.

If he really thought you were a snob he would pass over you and not waste his time e-mailing.

I think he probably just wants to try and convince you to date him, a reverse psychology pity ploy, so to speak.

There's a motivation behind what he does, and yes, he probably wants to fuck you, Ann.


"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur

MissAnnThrope replies on 7/5/2006 1:18 am:
There's no doubt that I was supposed to write him a begging letter, oh please master, let me serve you. I'm sure he got a shock at my reply. He did go and change his profile to be a bit more female friendly and removed the golden shower references later that day.

funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
7/4/2006 5:14 am

Wasnt worth the time to reply hon, you go on and have fun you hear?

MissAnnThrope replies on 7/5/2006 1:19 am:
Ah, but I had all the pent up anger and frustration from the day before. It needed to get out.

Fukumindless 51M
1 post
7/4/2006 5:36 am

Ever try to teach a pig to whistle? It only frustrates you and irritates the pig.

I've found that jerks of this character's type are most effectively put in their proper place by ignoring them -- it seems to be unbearable to them, that their high and mighty spewings of nonsense are unworthy of response or even acknowledgement.

MissAnnThrope replies on 7/5/2006 1:20 am:
Hey, he changed his profile after I wrote back. So it had to have had some effect on him.

mewisemagic3 50M

7/4/2006 5:44 am

Sometimes I am so embarrassed to be a man.....

MissAnnThrope replies on 7/5/2006 1:21 am:
Just keep in mind, guys like this make everyone else look that much better to women.

TheLilFondler 33F  
2576 posts
7/4/2006 7:18 am

amazing someone of his stature and class hasnt found someone on here yet huh???? *hint of sarcasm* LMAO

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....

MissAnnThrope replies on 7/5/2006 1:23 am:
Oh, I know! And what is wrong with me that I'm not naked on his front lawn, begging to be slapped?

cuteNEway 41F

7/4/2006 8:38 am

tee hee
I KNEW you couldn't resist blogging this!! You are SO sleeping with the fishes in cement Jimmy Choos!

MissAnnThrope replies on 7/5/2006 1:29 am:
Oh, damn it! I don't like Jimmy Choos. Can't I just sleep with the fishes in a pare of cement Charles Jourdan shoes? They fit better and aren't ugly.

OboesHonedIambs 62F

7/4/2006 10:15 am

You want to dish stuff out like that, you can borrow my silver platter any time, Miss Ann. ROTFL

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee

MissAnnThrope replies on 7/5/2006 1:36 am:
Thanks abq!

RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
7/4/2006 12:27 pm

You get ALL the fun! Why can't I get letters like this? Why can't I get letters? Way to go Ann! Mistress of the Ginsu! Happy 4th Darlin". Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."

MissAnnThrope replies on 7/5/2006 1:37 am:
Because guys won't write shit like this to couples, out of fear of the male half. They write to single women, to try to intimidate us.

SmallTightKitty2 105F

7/4/2006 3:06 pm

Miss Ann, You are a class act!!! If my ex husband was older I would have thought you were talking about him.

MissAnnThrope replies on 7/5/2006 1:37 am:
Thanks. I think I understand why he's your ex-husband.

Shutterbug02 63M

7/4/2006 4:50 pm

Classy, good picture of you.

MissAnnThrope replies on 7/5/2006 1:38 am:
Thank you, Shutterbug.

(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

7/5/2006 4:47 pm

What a Class act you are MissAnn Your a prefect example of what REAL WOMEN are all about...Ready


MissAnnThrope replies on 7/7/2006 7:13 am:
Thank you, ready.

Shelly_Marie 44F

7/5/2006 5:55 pm

I know how you feel, just the other day I got an email only saying this:

"damn, you are just plain nasty. YUK! fuck, get off here please!"

I told him off and then reported him and then posted about it in my blog. Then it got removed (he must have seen it and clicked on report abuse), so I reposted it and kept his name out of it so he cant do anything about it, and I posted about it in my groups too and made a note that I posted about it in my groups, which is still there with a link to his handle. lmao...

MissAnnThrope replies on 7/7/2006 7:16 am:
Let me guess... He didn't fit what you say you're looking for on your profile. He was turned on by your pictures and then, when he found out he wasn't your physical type at all, he couldn't deal. I love men like that.

rm_zocalokid 68M
34 posts
7/6/2006 12:39 pm

I LOVE the way you write, Lady! Let us know when your novel makes the best seller charts! And keep on bloggin'!

MissAnnThrope replies on 7/7/2006 7:17 am:
Thanks zocalo! However, pubishers aren't exactly knocking down my door. So it might be a while.

SensuousWoman3 55F
3106 posts
7/9/2006 3:29 am

Yeah. Nothing says class like urinating on a woman.

That is hilarious! As long as these dumbasses keep setting themselves up, I hope you keep knocking them down. On the old AL we always said we'd love to see you on the lecture circuit.

MissAnnThrope replies on 7/9/2006 12:29 pm:
I still can't believe this dumbass went and changed his profile. I swear, thanks to the resemblance, I'm never going to be able to look at Tommy Lasorda with a straight face again. Oh, who am I kidding. I never could in the first place.

You know, I would love to do the lecture circuit. Just put me in a room full of socially inept men who are paying $150 a seat for dating advice and let me haul into them. I can hear them calling me a dried up old bitch already...

cuteNEway 41F

7/10/2006 12:43 pm

You know, I would love to do the lecture circuit. Just put me in a room full of socially inept men who are paying $150 a seat for dating advice and let me haul into them. I can hear them calling me a dried up old bitch already...

Yeah girl you draw up a contract with a strictly enforced NO REFUNDS policy. That way you'll be the dried up old bitch giggling with THEIR money aaaallll the way to the investment firm!

tee hee

MissAnnThrope replies on 7/12/2006 9:32 am:
Those things tend to be no refunds. They go under the self-help seminar category. I would end up modeling it somewhat like Est. You are locked in that room and you only get out when I say you get out.

ella1966 50F
1528 posts
7/12/2006 6:42 am

Fuck, this is bad, but I posted my experience using his handle and actually direct people to visit my blog to see the contrast between the testimonial he put on my profile and the conversation we had.. shit! There is one comment on my post about him in which someone uses his handle...any I need to get 24/7 security now?

MissAnnThrope replies on 7/12/2006 9:40 am:
Was it the same guido from Bergen County, NJ? You seem far away enough to be safe if it was. However, I'm a mere 10 miles away from the guy. Or I would have used his handle, just as I do the others. Although, I did drop this guy's name in giasine's blog.

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