My First Hate Mail In Months!  

MissAnnThrope 56F
11679 posts
5/13/2006 1:14 pm

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My First Hate Mail In Months!


It's been a while since I got hate mail. As a matter of fact, it feel off to zero once I got my ball. Until the other night, it would seem.

The night before last, I had my cam on in chat. Last night, I signed on and found this in my inbox:

From: diehard1953
Date: May 12, 2006 5:06 AM EDT
Subject: kidding?

ya gotta be kidding...

I click on to your webcam based on a fairly ok photo.
First thing I see is a fat ugly slob with a cig in her mouth?
I don't think so..
Thank goodness for delete & cancel keys...
whew... & eeewwwwww

So, I look at his profile. 52, obese and in Minnesota. Not to mention, an attitude. Check out his profile. I laughed hysterically. Yet another guy who watches too much porn and thinks he deserves someone who looks like Jenna Jameson. I couldn't resist. I wrote back:

My, I have less of a double chin than you. Now, based on my pics, all of which are me WITH A CIGARETTE, if you had looked, you would see I was a smoker.

Honey, I've checked out your pics and let me tell you. You make both Wilfred Brimley and Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons look hot in comparison. The pot should not call the kettle black. Good luck finding a supermodel.

Miss Ann

I was going to mention the jacket in his main pic was rather Holstein looking, but I didn't want to insult a mammal gentle as a cow.

I know, some of you are going to ask why I even bother writing back to such imbeciles. But it's been months since my last hate mail letter, so I really couldn't resist. But I have to ask too, what compels a man to write hate mail, simply because he's not seeing tits or pussy on cam? Or because a woman's profile isn't what he's looking for?

Seriously. My cam. Do not be a director. Do not get pissed off because I'm not showing what you want to see. Just move onto the cam of a woman that will masturbate on cam for you. Half the time, I turn it on because I'm feeling too lazy to type, so the people who click it can just listen to me talk. Hell, if I had been doing a cam masturbation show and clicked on his profile off the list of people watching, it would have turned me off sex for years, if not for good.

OboesHonedIambs 62F

5/13/2006 1:55 pm

LOL! And he calls his fat "a little extra padding". He's not powerful or rich enough to get himself a supermodel being that big.

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee


MissAnnThrope replies on 5/15/2006 1:08 am:
I know. But they see rich and powerful men with surgically enhanced women, aging rock stars with supermodels and they think they deserve that too. They don't get that the typical trophy type is going to go for someone with power and money, or money and fame.

Don't you love how women who are a size ten say they have a little extra padding and men who are 100 pounds overweight say the same thing?

lifeisablast333 53M

5/13/2006 2:01 pm

some folks are just born to be big assholes.....I am sure he is mad at the world....because being a wal-mart greeter, was not all he thought it would be.....LOL...the redneck


MissAnnThrope replies on 5/15/2006 1:09 am:
If I was a Wal*Mart greeter, I'd have his attitude too. Oh, who am I kidding? I'd do the right thing and kill myself.

vengeur 40M
836 posts
5/13/2006 2:12 pm

Did anybody notice that all of this fat guy's profile pics were rated a 1 out of 10? I'll bet he has at least one escort service's phone number saved as a speed-dial on his home phone.


MissAnnThrope replies on 5/15/2006 1:10 am:
Hey! The comment finally appeared! I'm guessing he's got every escort agency in his area on speed dial, except for the ones who have him on a bad client list. I'm also willing to bet he trolls Craig's List looking for indie escorts and chippies looking for sugar daddies. Then tells the really cute one with small tits they're not good enough for him.

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
5/13/2006 2:13 pm

You get em girl!!!

Purry {=}

Purry


MissAnnThrope replies on 5/15/2006 1:10 am:
Thanks Purry!

hey-bratender 62M

5/13/2006 2:17 pm

I checked out his profile, and at first I actually DID think it was a cow. He stated in his profile, that he'd want for a big breasted gal to be on top of him bouncing her ladies while he fucked her wildly.....~^~......what a joke!!!!!!!! If he got on top of any woman I've ever seen....he'd crush the poor girl. I doubt he'd know if he had an erection or not, even if he COULD see his dick!


MissAnnThrope replies on 5/15/2006 1:12 am:
Now, now. No insulting cows! You are right about him being on top, though. All three inches of his dick would disappear if he had to do missionary position.

RedHotTrixie 32F

5/13/2006 2:22 pm

Kudos to you for the way you handled it! I simply stopped responding to hate mail, period. It would get me too upset just trying to think of a response! Dont people have anything better to do than harass others about trivial bullshit? Apparantly not. Maybe it helps him justify his subscription to this site because he's not getting any pussy.


MissAnnThrope replies on 5/15/2006 1:14 am:
Call me twisted, but some hate mail I enjoy. This was one of them. The more idiotic the author, the better. I just couldn't resist and no, he doesn't have anything better to do. He was probably banned from all the other women's webcams that night, for trying to be a director.

rdy2try4 51F  
3026 posts
5/13/2006 2:37 pm

WTG....I know this guy emailed another friend of mine also. Obviously HE doesn't get out much. hahahaha He stays at home expecting to be served up a porn star and HE has to do nothing...yeah...pass that Thai stick around again!!


MissAnnThrope replies on 5/15/2006 1:16 am:
oooh... So this guy is a serial offender, eh? Poor man. I almost feel sorry for him. He expected to find a site full of women with extreme plastic surgery and photoshopped porn pics and he found real women with real bodies. Some people just can't handle reality.

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
5/13/2006 3:10 pm

Every day I check my Watched Blog list to see if there's a little yellow highlighty thing by Misanthropic Ramblings. Today makes the wait worthwhile. It's not that you would receive that email, as that kinda sucks, but it's the hysterical glimpse into who sent it that was so much fun.

There's irony and there's the absurd, and I am a fan of both. But when combined...ahhhh...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


MissAnnThrope replies on 5/15/2006 1:19 am:
Aw, thanks wahine! See, I love email like this once in a while, as it justifies my misanthropic ways. Too much though and I run the risk of becoming a misandrist. And yes, the irony and the absurdity of his email still has me in gales of laughter, days later.

haversack_smith 40M
6192 posts
5/13/2006 3:39 pm

Uh... what is it with some people? They must have small minds and small lives that they need to try to put others down just to make themselves feel big. Sheeesh. Diehard, dude, get a life and stop trying to annoy such excellent people.


MissAnnThrope replies on 5/15/2006 1:20 am:
Some people can't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of Franklins. I have a feeling our friend here is one of them.

cuteNEway 41F

5/13/2006 4:52 pm

"YOU MUST PROVIDE ME WITH A RECENT PHOTO... after all, I'm only human & there must be a physical attraction."

This one gives me a good giggle...how DARE he ask for recent photos when his are daguerreotypes

As for his statement as to his being human, >>sigh<< I DO question the veracity of it.

Physical attraction? If a person was attracted to him wouldn't that be considered bestiality?

(tee hee)


MissAnnThrope replies on 5/15/2006 1:22 am:
Well, don't you know? Women who look like me are knocking his door down trying to get to him and his manmeat! Or he's afraid his ex-wife has found the site and will be hunting him down for the alimony payments.

You are forgetting something. Bestiality is still legal in 14 states.

MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
5/13/2006 5:15 pm

There's nothing wrong with calling a spade, "A spade." By the sounds of it, ol' Chuckles there is driving an excavator, digging himself that hole he's in.

An asshole by any other name stinketh as bad... and after that chewing out you gave him, he's now gotta be sporting at least two of 'em!

Thanx for the laugh!

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.


MissAnnThrope replies on 5/15/2006 1:24 am:
Hey, you're welcome. Based on what rdy said, I would love to know how many other women he's been sending hate mail to. It might be fun to round them all up, don't you think?

BTW, WTF is up with your new pic?

vengeur 40M
836 posts
5/13/2006 5:48 pm

Did anybody notice how this fat guy's profile pics are all rated a 1 out of 10?


MissAnnThrope replies on 5/15/2006 1:24 am:
*Whistles innocently*

NickRules999 39M
9462 posts
5/13/2006 6:50 pm

    Quoting cuteNEway:
    "YOU MUST PROVIDE ME WITH A RECENT PHOTO... after all, I'm only human & there must be a physical attraction."

    This one gives me a good giggle...how DARE he ask for recent photos when his are daguerreotypes

    As for his statement as to his being human, >>sigh<< I DO question the veracity of it.

    Physical attraction? If a person was attracted to him wouldn't that be considered bestiality?

    (tee hee)
LOL I wonder, did the profile start like this?

"Me Diehard. Ook! Ook! Ook! Me want pussy. Ook! Ook! Ook!"

What scares me to death is this guy might have an easier time sweettalking a dumb young nympho into his bed while I'm knocking myself out just trying to get noticed. There is no justice in this world.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?


MissAnnThrope replies on 5/15/2006 1:25 am:
OMG! I should NOT have read your response without wearing Depends!

I sincerely doubt this guy can charm his way into the pants of young nymphos. They would have to be beyond dumb and into the traumatic brain injury category.

DIVISION77 39M  
8321 posts
5/13/2006 8:28 pm

Ann,

I think this means he thought you were goth and was dissapointed you weren't naked.

Underneath all the contempt, there was a compliment.

DIV

"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur


MissAnnThrope replies on 5/15/2006 1:27 am:
Div, is that a not so subtle hint?

flagg134 36M
1582 posts
5/13/2006 9:47 pm

I don't get how he could possibly offended simply by the act of you turning your cam on. I mean its not like you are forcefeeding him to watch it. Besides what do they hope to accomplish by complaining about profiles and what one does on camera.

I mean besides being the butt of a joke all over the internet. The comedic value of such emails is great. Besides with people like him it makes the rest of us look like intellectual giants.

RF


MissAnnThrope replies on 5/15/2006 1:30 am:
Well, this is directly from his profile: NO SMOKERS, unless you're so incredibly hot I can't say no.

*sigh* I guess I'm just not his idea of incredibly hot. I wonder if he can even get an incredibly hot woman without paying for it. And what do you mean, look like intellectual giants? You got that word puzzle in what, five minutes?

TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
5/13/2006 10:49 pm

Thanks for sharing this. Total loser. I feel the same way..I want to respond to these idiots but wonder if they really read what I write. You do have a gift for words, though. Good for you .


MissAnnThrope replies on 5/15/2006 1:31 am:
Thanks. He didn't write back, so I will give him that much. I really did expect it to deteriorate into a flame war. But there was no denying what I told him, if he bothered to look in a mirror.

nightstalker172 36M
1258 posts
5/14/2006 1:01 am

I think he was hopeing for a hot porn star that he could tweez off too you know instead of a normal person ... how pathetic.....I still think you look like Lady Heather


MissAnnThrope replies on 5/15/2006 1:33 am:
You know, you're going to have to let me know if those episodes are ever rerun on whatever cable station it is that has the reruns. But yeah. He was looking for a cam to jerk off to, as he's maxxed out his credit cards at the escort agencies. Somehow, the idea of him not finding me worthy to jerk off to is a compliment.

dirtynastygirl2 54F

5/14/2006 10:19 am

Hi, I just had something similar happen to me. I am a 2 faced bitch and the scat eater doesn't even know me. It is always funny that the guys who tend to write these idiotic messages are dorks.
I am so glad you posted what he wrote. Go Girl

Miss DNG2


MissAnnThrope replies on 5/15/2006 1:36 am:
Why, of course you're a two faced bitch! Your handle is telling them that you'll do anything, er, I mean anyone, although anything is right in most cases and then your profile says you have preferences! How dare you think you have a right to decide who you share your body with! Let me guess. The scat freak was married, right?

RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
5/14/2006 1:43 pm

Gee Ann, you get all the FUN mail. But hey, we can humiliate him all over Blogville. I admit not much of a challenge, but practice is still practice. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


MissAnnThrope replies on 5/15/2006 1:37 am:
Hey, write a profile like mine, or turn on your cam late at night and you can get the same mail I get! Just think of the fun you could have!

HBowt2 58F

5/14/2006 3:12 pm

love when you tear into them.....


MissAnnThrope replies on 5/15/2006 1:39 am:
Thanks, H!

TheLilFondler 33F
2576 posts
5/15/2006 1:26 pm

lol i stopped getting them about the time i turned my profile off... the lastone i got was from an idiot telling me i couldnt show my face on cam anymore because that wasnt what men wanted to see LMAO... so i told him thats why they put that little X in the upper corner of the screen

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....


MissAnnThrope replies on 5/16/2006 5:44 am:
I don't get why men like that just don't go out and buy a blow-up doll. Oh yeah. They have heads and cost more than they're willing to spend on sex.

nightstalker172 36M
1258 posts
5/16/2006 2:17 am

They rerun on spike TV I believe Im not sure about that though Ill have to look...I dont watch TV much during the day so I cant say for sure...but I know they show late at night on either spike or crap...I forgot Ill get back to you on that


MissAnnThrope replies on 5/16/2006 5:45 am:
I thought it was USA. I have no idea. But I'm no stranger to late nights. Just as long as it's not up against The Twilight Zone...

nightstalker172 36M
1258 posts
5/16/2006 5:39 pm

Nope I was right its on spike TV...its all serval different times of the day...most on at 3 4 PM...it changes from day to day...but then I have direct TV as well as I get everything at East coast times and west coast times..where as cable does not...so if its on at 3 the first time then its on at 6 normally...hopefully that makes sense


redmustang91 57M  
8568 posts
5/19/2006 1:06 pm

Actually we all deserve Supermodels, just too bad there was a shortage of them. Abe Lincoln had a great comment: The Lord loves common looking people so much, which is why he made so many of them!


MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
6/4/2006 8:13 am

    Quoting MisterPriapus:
    There's nothing wrong with calling a spade, "A spade." By the sounds of it, ol' Chuckles there is driving an excavator, digging himself that hole he's in.

    An asshole by any other name stinketh as bad... and after that chewing out you gave him, he's now gotta be sporting at least two of 'em!

    Thanx for the laugh!

    .
Hey, you're welcome. Based on what rdy said, I would love to know how many other women he's been sending hate mail to. It might be fun to round them all up, don't you think?

BTW, WTF is up with your new pic?


Sorry for the lag in coming back- this is the first weekend I've cruised Blogs since... well, when I left the preceding Comment!

It'd be a hoot to gather all those recipints togeter. At least for the onlookers- the subject of their wrath might not have too pleasant a time...

re the mystery of the Mr P pic (And thanx for noticing!), is revealed on, Hajj-Podge, if you're still interested.

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.


BLUEMOONPASSIONS 56M/51F
24 posts
6/12/2006 2:41 am

They right real mean stuff.


rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
7/14/2006 2:27 pm

It seems to be the week for idiot email, but what the hell, we needed something to write about, right?

Don't you love how women who are a size ten say they have a little extra padding and men who are 100 pounds overweight say the same thing?

Sorry, but have to say something here. This may be location sensitive, but when I was in Kentucky, "average" was up to 200+ pounds, and "extra padding" was between 200-300. That's for a 5'5" woman ... people seem to be a little slimmer here in Colorado.


MissAnnThrope replies on 7/14/2006 3:54 pm:
I'm afraid to ask what slim meant in Kentucky... But if I need a self esteem boost for myself, I do think I'll head there.

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
7/14/2006 5:57 pm

    Quoting dirtynastygirl2:
    Hi, I just had something similar happen to me. I am a 2 faced bitch and the scat eater doesn't even know me. It is always funny that the guys who tend to write these idiotic messages are dorks.
    I am so glad you posted what he wrote. Go Girl

    Miss DNG2
I went to see this lady's blog, and she's deleted everything and removed her profile. God, I hate to see the bastards win.


MissAnnThrope replies on 7/14/2006 7:18 pm:
Oh, but the bastards are winning, which is why we ladies who have been around forever have been complaining about how the ads for this site have changed and how most of the domains that lead into this one are advertised in different ways. Passion says find your soul mate. HotMatch says make friends, find a lover or sex partners. UrbanCougars says older women for younger men. LesbianLoveAtFirstClick used to say find a soul mate, but now it's advertised as a sex site. Let me tell you, some of those women get really pissed off when they wander into the chat rooms and the men hit on them. They don't understand why there are so many men on a lesbian site. Why they don't notice all the men on the homepage when they sign in, I don't know. LesbianPersonals says explore, discover love and more. I honestly think both those sites lead into this one so it looks like there are far more women for the men than there are. In the case of the latter site, they can only get into the women only chat rooms. Then you have AdultFriendFinder and XMatch advertising as meet hot women who look like porn stars who will run out to suck your dick at 3 AM. If the ads had been like that when I joined, I never in a million years would have joined. When it was just AdultFriendFinder, the ads and the home page said, the world's biggest site for dating, romance, sex, swinging and marriage. While I wasn't and I'm still not looking for a husband, the wording was what drew me in. That I wouldn't be expected to be a free call girl. Most of the men who were members back then were not assholes. Now, the assholes abound and women are leaving in droves and the gentlemen can't be distinguished from the players. I try to figure out why I'm still here every day. Habit is all I can think of.

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