Is There Something We Ladies Should Know?  

MissAnnThrope 56F
11679 posts
1/24/2006 1:27 am

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Is There Something We Ladies Should Know?


Yes, I mock idiots. We all need a hobby and my stamp collection is still in storage. So, I mock idiots instead. But I have to ask guys, what is the deal with lines like this in chat:

"ANY WOMEN IN HERE WANT TO PLAY WITH MY 9" SHAVED COCK?"

Now, I am sincerely curious. How many of you have hair that grows on your penis and needs to be shaved off regularly? Is this something you've all been hiding from women for thousands of years? Your penises are more hairy than Bigfoot?

I used to date a guy who was so hairy, he could have been hunted for his pelt. He also had a full beard and didn't even own a razor. To my chagrin, he also liked to have sex with about 1000 watts worth of lights on too. But as a result of all that blinding white light, I can honestly say, if this guy didn't have hair growing on his penis, then if you're not some freak of nature, you shouldn't have hair on yours, either.

However, I could be wrong. He could have gone to some secret men's club and gotten his penis waxed. Or had electrolysis. Or even laser. But if they won't do laser on beards as it can scar, I doubt they'd do a penis. But is there some secret society where men go to make sure their penis is hairless? Is this a secret passed down from father to son, through the ages? How to have a hairless penis? And the guys who come in the rooms and announce they shave their penises either were raised by single mothers or their fathers just didn't care?

Is there something we ladies should know?

I would have included a picture with this post, however, a Google image search with the term "hairy penis" turned up nothing. hmmm.... It's a conspiracy, isn't it?

StreaktheFreak 38F

1/24/2006 1:38 pm

i know that there are some guys that have hair that grows on the penis, its not all that uncommon really...kinda like there are women that have hair on their ass... but, no one talks about it really....why else would a woman get a brazilian wax?


rm_emerald6912 48M
545 posts
1/24/2006 4:17 pm

Nope have hairs growing on the shaft of the penis....yep have checked some sprouts of hair since last shave.

Although in the chat rooms, which i avoid like a plague, that kinda of line is sure impressive dont ya think ?..


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/24/2006 9:10 pm

ANY WOMEN IN HERE WANT TO PLAY WITH MY AVERAGE SIZED, BENT COCK? That doesn't seem to have a ring to it...maybe thats why I don't use it in chatrooms. I'll just stick with what I have to attract a mate...chiseled good looks and my huge bank account. Who am I kidding? No one as funny as me has chiseled good looks. Am I even funny?


Sorceror07 54M

1/24/2006 10:46 pm

waxing the monkey!??? ouch!!! now i've heard it all

reminds me of the buddy hacket skit... wax job lol! remember that one?

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


nightstalker172 36M
1258 posts
1/24/2006 10:47 pm

....well actaully yes hair can grow on the shaft...I wouldnt want to shave it though ...thats not a place for razor burns...I mean its one thing to shave your pubic area..quite another to actaully shave the package...


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
1/24/2006 11:33 pm

Streak, I know there are stray hairs that can grow on the penis. Those aren't what I'm talking about.

emerald, that line is less than impressive where women are concerned. But do you have to shave the entire thing? This guy was going on like he needs to shave the entire shaft. He was even grossing out the men.

Silhouette, ewwwww! I'm sorry, but I'm with you. That isn't something I would want to see. I have never seen anything like that. Ok, that is a penis that warrants shaving.

Atomic... You, me, a U-Haul, your credit cards and a shopping trip at Sak's Fifth Avenue and Henri Bendel's this weekend. Clear your calendar.

Sorceror, no, I don't remember that Buddy Hackett skit. I actually don't think I've heard it. My parents did their best to keep me away from blue material.

nightstalker, what about plucking with tweezers? Heh heh heh... Are we talking hairer than bigfoot, or a few strays now and then? THe few strays aren't what I mean.


nightstalker172 36M
1258 posts
1/25/2006 4:12 am

LASER HAIR REMOVAL....thats what I would do If I was hairier that bigfoot on my shaft....it might hurt but it would be worth it rather than shaveing or waxing or *shudders* tweezeing...oh what torture that would be if just a few strays....well..maybe just trim them with a trimmer..so they are so short you wont even notice....


smartmama 57F

1/25/2006 5:20 am

I used to date a guy who was so hairy, he could have been hunted for his pelt

hahahaha!


dasher121 36M

1/25/2006 9:30 am

*shaking my head at the stupid ass's of my gender*

insulting isn it?

not all of us are dumb shits though, really we arent. Ok, so we are but most of us in cute harmless teady bear ways


redmustang91 57M  
8572 posts
1/25/2006 3:57 pm

Maybe he was just talking about shaving his pubic area and is too stupid to realize pubic area or groin is a different word than penis!


rm_Strife767 32M

1/26/2006 10:10 am

I think you're trying a bit too hard to be funny, picking at semantics. It's obvious what he meant; probably something similar to me (I shave all around that entire area, back and front).

It's just less clunky than saying "ANYONE WANT TO PLAY WITH MY 9" COCK? BY THE WAY, MY PUBIC AREA IS SHAVED, AS WELL AS THE VERY BASE OF MY COCK WHERE SOME STRAY HAIRS TEND TO GROW. MY THROAT IS GETTING SORE FROM YELLING NOW" and so on.


JustSayHi2006 56F

1/31/2006 12:03 pm

And the guys who come in the rooms and announce they shave their penises either were raised by single mothers or their fathers just didn't care?

I think they were raised by wolves


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