Hate Mail Call  

MissAnnThrope 56F
11679 posts
12/7/2005 12:10 am

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Hate Mail Call

I haven't gotten hate mail in a while. The last time my profile was denied, after being deleted, I decided to go with it and make a few upgrades. Such as, adding a few paragraphs to try to clarify what I am looking for, for the air thieves out there. Well, I thought it was working, but this gem arrived today:

From: gambler532
Date: Dec 6, 2005 1:59 PM EST
Subject: Misanthrope

Quite a profile. Haven't seen so much bullshit since I sold the stockyard. The misanthrope handle suits you.

Now, I don't consider my profile bullshit. I know what I want. What is with these fucktards who think all the women on here should have profiles saying, "ready and open for all business, dive on in boys!"? Or is it these men are actually misogynists who hate women all the more because they desire us?

I decided long ago most men are afraid of strong willed women. On this site, the number of men who think women belong barefoot and in the kitchen seems to be greater than on Free Republic. The main difference is Freepers seem to think sex is for making conservative babies. But this attitude of women are good for nothing but a few holes gets to me. Now, if you hate women so much guys, why not just hire a hooker? I don't want to hear you don't pay for sex. If you so much pay for the drinks to get some chick drunk enough to go home with you in a bar, you're paying for sex, in more ways than one. With a hooker, you can tell her to shut up and look pretty, you're not paying her to think.

Guys, why do you feel compelled to write to women who don't want what you're looking for and be insulting? Just because you paid for a ball, it doesn't guarantee that all the women on here are going to want to fuck you. If you're stupid to believe all the women on here will do anyone, you deserve to spend the rest of your life with your right hand.

Valdrane78 38M

12/7/2005 12:37 am

HEHE, yes there are an excess of knuckledragging men on AdultFriendFinder,but ya also have a few on the female side. Anyways, I get hate mail all the time now, I find it hilarious and I hope they keep comming in, gives me a laugh to know I am getting under some peoples skin.

Keep up the good work, personally I love your attitude.

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
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wenchatheart 40F
644 posts
12/7/2005 5:26 am

I agree - I think that most of us who have more that 2 sentences of what we are looking for - who have certain rules to be followed seem to get more "hate" mail than most others. My favorites are the "hate" mail from guys who have 2 sentences in their profiles with NO photos. Right - because you know they are getting plenty of ass. Nope - it's because of this profile that they have plenty of time to go surfing through other profiles and just start picking them apart.

PS. Valdrane78 - Love your profile...personally - I prefer the straightforward profiles....keeps the guesswork at a minimum.

nightstalker172 36M
1258 posts
12/7/2005 5:42 am

the left hand never gets any lovin They are just bitter because they dont meet your standards...happens alot...nothing you can do but flip them the bird and move on

rm_connor696 60M
834 posts
12/7/2005 8:02 am

The whole insult thing is funny. Indeed, I recently received a bunch of flames, which sensitized me to the issue. You know that classic dig, "I wouldn't cross the street to piss on him if he were on fire"? That seems to get it right. If someone bugs you, why go out of your way to interact or even communicate? Why not just let it lie?

Anyway, I greatly prefer substantial and detailed profiles. The ones with little or no information are the ones that bug me. How are you supposed to know if the person is worthwhile pursuing?

Rock on, sister!

digdug41 49M

12/7/2005 8:58 am

well said missann some people are not wrapped to tight hope your doing better

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
12/7/2005 11:36 am

"I got a gold ball, so I may as well write everyone - it don't cost me nothin'. I'll tell the sluts how big my tool is, and tell the bitches and lesbians what cunts they are."

MaggiesWishes 60F

12/7/2005 2:02 pm

Miss Ann ...
I feel ya girl! Same here for the most part. But, whatever <shrugs>
I find that men can't digest too much information as their "tiny" man-brain can't function without blood.

I dismissed men on a general intellect level, such as Voodooguru1 ~ who so kindly dimisses the female gender altogether.
"Poof" >snaping fingers back and forth in the air.<

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
12/7/2005 7:42 pm

Thanks, Valdrane. I actually don't see what's wrong with your profile. Oh wait. California. No wonder women send hate mail. You have to learn, you are in the land of the plastic person. Plastic faces, plastic tits, liposuction at lunchtime, etc. And no sense of humor for any of them. What was it Spalding Gray said about your IQ dropping the instant you get off the plane in CA? Those are the people sending you hate mail.

Thanks wench. Well, as I said, all these guys think we're supposed to be ready, willing and able as soon as they see our profiles. When they see we're not all sperm-burping gutter sluts, they get pissed. Part of it is how this site is marketed. Telling guys they can sign up and get laid instantly. Yeah, and I have some beach front property in Arizona I'm willing to sell.

nightstalker, left handed people give their left hands loving. So I've been told. But hey, I've vowed to myself to blog all the air thieves who write to me. In the hope I shall save some other woman the annoyance of hooking up with them.

connor, I can only imagine the hate mail you got from people who didn't understand what you were actually trying to say in Slutty Fat Chicks. People have lost their powers of reading comprehension. I got what you were saying. But people only see what they want to see. However, considering all the mail I've gotten on here over the years telling me that someone ~my size~ has no right to have so many rules, unless I want to spend the rest of my life with a vibrator, (which is preferential to the guys who write that shit,) I understood exactly what you were trying to say.

digdug, you so have to click his profile. He looks arrogant. But they're the ones who send me hate mail. And thanks, but things are stagnating here.

Voodoo, yeah, yeah. You and your gi-normous three inch penis again. Oh baby, give it to this bitch cunt lesbian, please! I want to be able to make fun of it after. (Hey, doesn't that gold ball cause you to walk around in circles, from the weight?)

Maggie, I think Voodoo was trying to be funny. He's as warped as I am in the humor department, which is scary. Very, very scary. But the air thieves are everywhere. Especially in southern NJ. I swear, there's something in the water down there.

silhouette, if you want hate mail, just base your profile on mine. We all get the mail from people who can barely type in English. I can never figure out if they're typing one handed, or if they're that dumb. But as soon as they see an assertive woman who doesn't talk about what she likes sexually in her profile, (which I feel is NOT the business of anyone I'm not having sex with,) they get all pissy. Especially the married men.

scarzack 55M
1080 posts
12/8/2005 8:51 pm

I know guys that treat prostitutes with utterly humiliating contempt. It is sickening.

I do understand your point.

AltumHunksUnite 53M

12/10/2005 4:59 am

Y'know, I don't understand why some people feel the need to send nasty replies to ads. It accomplishes nothing. Perhaps it is a cry for attention, but that's not a good enough excuse.

Let me drive. I like the view

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
12/13/2005 11:51 pm

If you don't mind, I'm adding him to the next edition of KDW

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

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