And You Thought You Were Weird  

MissAnnThrope 56F
11679 posts
1/25/2006 11:54 am

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And You Thought You Were Weird

A friend of mine sent me this. This was found on a fetish site. No, I'm not saying which one. No, it wasn't alt. I have no idea if this is a real ad, or if someone put it up as a bust. It managed to make my jaw drop, though. And that's pretty damned hard to do.

I will be somewhat frank and say that although yes I am a dominant woman and I do enjoy a lot of common S&M things my greatest sexual fantasy includes oompa loompas. Since I was young I have always fanaticized about capturing one of those whimsical, sexy little rhyming oompa loompas in a cage and doing all sorts of nasty things to the little guy.

I have watched Charlie and the chocolate factory more times than I can count and I still watch it quite regularly. I am looking for submissives that have watched the movie and like it. I need someone who can understand how an oompa loompa thinks and can imitate it during a scene. I have never wanted anything more in my entire life and if you can give it to me I will do all of nastiest things that could ever be done to an oompa loompa.

So what I gather from this is, this woman is looking for midgets willing to paint themselves orange and sing? Or were they a different color in the remake? Can anyone say Veruca Salt? Or does she dress up as Willy Wonka for scenes?

Yes, I realize an argument can be made for Willy Wonka as a vicious, oppressive slavemaster and a sadist. And that Veruca Salt would have grown up to be a cruel Mistress. But I haven't read the book or seen the original movie in a while and I still haven't seen the remake as, well, Tim Burton is one of those directors who started to believe his own hype and therefore makes shit. So, I can't really get into my theory, as it's not fresh in my head.

However, what did the oompa loompas ever do to anyone? And hasn't this chick realized that they were primed for a slave rebellion, rising up against their evil master? I always thought they should have risen up and taken over the factory.

Now, I know there are a few of you who are going to tell me how judgmental I'm being by posting this and making a bit of fun of it. Perhaps I am. But seriously, this is some really twisted shit. Even by the standards of the person who sent it to me. Which is to say, this is pretty much off the scales.

rheannon11 55F
2 posts
1/25/2006 2:26 pm

MissAnn,my friend,

LOL I am nearly pissing myself here I hope you know. Ahem.
I love your take on it regarding slave rebellion.
I think the Ooompa Loompas should have formed their own local #300 or something. Start a union. Have the same fantasies I embrace each day at work while humming "Take this job and shove it" with the mute button held down.( customer service call center for a bank =the equivalent of a puppy mill)

I can honestly say I will never be able to watch that movie with quite the same attitude ever again.

Peace out...

me (hehehe)

elysianpleasure 47M

1/25/2006 3:35 pm

LMAO... ah... I sleep well at night knowing that there are still some really sick fucks out there in the world to keep it all from getting boring.

redmustang91 57M  
8559 posts
1/25/2006 3:54 pm

Ooompas do nothing for me. I do think Johnny Depp is cute, but not the right gender.

popmuse01 35F

1/25/2006 5:00 pm

Definately sick...LMAO...wait...oompa loompas DON'T have a sex's a WORK drive !!!

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NickRules999 39M
9462 posts
1/25/2006 5:13 pm

I can safely say I've seen it all. I thought I saw it all when I saw some dude in the chat room, saying he wanted two pregnant women, one of them to fuck him in the ass with a strap-on, and the other to read aloud from the Book of Mormon (why?) so his soul would not be in jeopary. I asked the guy if he were Mormon and snapped on his mission, coz some Mormons, after all the oppression, tend to go a little wacky, and he told me he wasn't LDS, it was just his fantasy. I said, "Ok. Why the Book of Mormon, then? Why not the bible." No answer.

With the Oompa Loompa girl, I have seen it all.

On a side note, the Oompa Loompas in the remake were played by one guy. One midget played thousands of Oompa Loompas. And I enjoyed remake more than the original. I hate musicals. Plus, I used to have nightmares about the original Oompa Loompas. The Oompa Loompa song has to be more Satanic that anything Deicide can come up with.

"Oompa Loompa doopity-doo. Bring the blood and the entrails, too."

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
1/25/2006 8:31 pm

"what did the oompa loompas ever do to anyone?"

They drove me batty with that damn song of theirs!

Sorceror07 54M

1/25/2006 9:48 pm

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keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
1/26/2006 7:07 am

Jeeze, not another one!

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
1/27/2006 12:49 pm

I'll play Peter to her White Witch, I'm even willing to do it hobbit-style, but I draw the line at oompa loompa sex-sex.

If memory serves, in the book Wonka had saved them all from an oompa loompa-eating beastie on some island. She want to be that terrorsome beast?

JustSayHi2006 56F

1/31/2006 11:57 am

oh geeze I don't believe did crack me up tho, but how hard is that? lol

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
1/31/2006 10:53 pm

Rheannon, you really did miss your calling as a union organizer, I swear. And yeah, I don't think I can watch that movie for a while after reading about her fetish.

elysian, you are a sick man. I don't sleep better at night knowing things like this. I have nightmares instead.

red, but what if there were female Oompa Loompas?

popmuse, a work drive, eh? That would make them perfect for collared slaves!

Nick, your chat room sounds far more interesting than any I visit. But admit it. You loved the take-off of the Oompa Loompas in that one "Family Guy" episode.

silhouette, where shall I send the flowers for the funeral?

keith, that song is very catchy.

Voodoo, um... I worry about you sometimes.

JustSayHi, I actually do believe it. There are some real sick fucks out there.

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