Chatroom Hell  

MischiefSprite 53F
501 posts
8/23/2006 11:41 pm

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8/28/2006 4:30 pm

Chatroom Hell

I am so mystified by the recent rash of downright rudeness in our local chatroom. It's chatroom hell. Why do I keep going back?

I guess because the demons that occupy our local chatroom hell are so wickedly evil that they are almost entertaining.

Ever read Dante's INFERNO? One of the basic premises of work is that there are different rings in hell, and the damned are sent to whatever level in hell depending upon the nature of one's sin. As a piece of literature, it is very filled with dark metaphor and tales of the truly wicked. If Dante were to write about our chatroom, there would be special rings of chatroom hell devoted to liars, players and those who deliberately deceive others to get laid. These would be the deepest pits and most fiery rings of hell.

The simple fornicators, poly-amorous and kinksters would be in the upper rings, sipping Jack Daniel's and Coke and only slightly uncomfortable due to the heat from below.

I should just be glad it's almost the end of my summer vacation and my life will soon get back to normal. I'll trade the chatroom demons for my regular set of demons any day.

I do regret being more focused on matters of the reproductive (well, at least practicing) rather than the productive. I'm not sure why it has been such a lazy summer.

So long, chatroom hell; I'm sure you'll still be there when I have time to visit again.

PS: Save me a place with the fornicators...they are a damn fun bunch of folks and they know how to make wicked jello shots.


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
8/24/2006 2:19 am

I quit the chatrooms along time ago for the same reasons and find it better in the blogs. The people are nicer!

Purry {=}

Purry


julian_11372 44M  

8/24/2006 6:38 am

Save you a spot? You've gotta come earn it, lil girl!


MischiefSprite 53F
334 posts
8/24/2006 9:24 am

    Quoting julian_11372:
    Save you a spot? You've gotta come earn it, lil girl!
Julian,
Please provide me with a complete list of the tasks you believe I need to perform to reserve my spot in the upper rings. Remember, the rejuvenated goal-oriented me is re-emerging. Oh yeah, and then I'll need a willing partner...care to volunteer?


damseldistress8 45F

8/24/2006 9:53 am

Ah, the evil shadows lurk inside the angel costumes every day... amidst all the different faces with a smile, a grin or a frown... they're everywhere. The chatroom is just another mask to hide themselves and when they are revealed by the shadow hunters, they scream out their lungs into oblivion taking a different form of physical features wanting mercy. A lady or a gentleman no more but a pitiful coward, scared to face reality.

It's a fact... hell is among us...


Hell0nHeels 50F

8/24/2006 8:56 pm

Ahhh, Chatroom hell... how appropriate that you wrote about this the day after I was sent down in flames.....

So, sister dear, from one fornicator to the other..... Burn, baby, burn!!!!!


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