This Week's Crazy Email  

MeliOfNCali 39F
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2/1/2006 11:26 am

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6/23/2006 7:07 pm

This Week's Crazy Email

1st reply :

Subject: Sonoma Cocksmith
I live in the 707 area code...
I think I can eat pussy as well as or better than any woman... ( if you love what you do... you get good at it )
I am a big time voyer... and exhibitionist...
I love to masturbate for women... solo or in groups... I'm completely shameless and uninhibited sexually...
hre's a few pics of my package... if you're like most of the women on this web site... you probably won't reply but, then...you'll never know the fun and pleasure a genius with a huge cock can bring to your pleasure-seeking life...
Carpe Diem... happu pleasure-hunting... hope you at least enjoy the pics... tell your girlfriends ... if you're going to reject this... hey, give me a friggin break... call me sometime and talk dirty... what the hell... that's alwyas good for a cum or two
(his phone number)
Ciao
2nd reply after I email him back with my reply...
Let me just say that first, your perception of "rude" is incorrect as there was no "intention" whatsoever to convey rudeness...rather I'd say frankness and to the point....
We cannot fairly judge a person's personality based on a single small communique like email on an "adult" website...
And, despite the fact that you replied to my email... you are , in fact (as I predicted) rejecting me...which is ok...I don't injure easily and don't take things personally... in fact, what you or anybody else thinks of me is none of my business as most will all be different anyway...
I would apologize but again there was no rude or offensive motive in my email to you... but you do come accross as very unforgiving and judgemental to a person you've never even met...
I think these sex sites bring out the worst in people... and perceptions are distorted... I have a mustache but no beard and I think it's unfair of you to judge and compare me to your..."47 year old" date who flunked your rigid standards... I have never, ever left a woman frustrated or un satisfied in my life thank you very much...
Anyway... let's not be nasty...we are after all... people with feelings and only offering to share pleasure with one another... not anger or pain... at least that's not my agenda...

My reply back:
Frist of all.. I am not at all like the ladies on this site. I do answer all my email, I figure if someone took the time to write one to me. I should do the same. As for oral sex, I use a vibator. So really no mouth is as good. Plus the fact that you got a beard, would tear my pretty pussy up big time. All breads do that and fingers. You could not keep up with me. I just got done with one guy who was 47 years old and it was a waste of my time. Even when he took levita. it didn't help. Plus your personality sucks. You're rude to me via email. Have a nice day. Meli

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And men still wonder why after giving them three chances, I become rude. Show me a nice respectable guy and I'll show you a nice gal.


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