HEY.. I LIKE THE JOKE!!!! LAUGHTER BABY!!!!!  

Medasi 45F
8 posts
7/20/2006 3:07 pm

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7/24/2006 12:15 pm

HEY.. I LIKE THE JOKE!!!! LAUGHTER BABY!!!!!


Whales

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink".

They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.

Soon, however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of the shore.

The male was enraged that they were going to get away and said to the female, "Lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore". They swam for a while when the male whale noticed that the female was lagging behind and it seemed that the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. The male whale turned and swam back to the female whale "What's the problem, those bastard sailors are getting away. Let's get 'em".

And with a look that any male would recognize, she said, "Look", "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen".

Supervy_Sage 50M

7/20/2006 4:46 pm

haha, I like that one. I am going to use it, hope you don't mind. I'll trade it.

One day a man decides he needs to get in shape, and decides to go running. During the run, he finds a tennis ball next the sidewalk in the road near a tennis court. He thinks to himself that maybe this is a sign that he should start playing tennis too, so puts the ball in this pocket, and keeps running.

He comes to a cross walk were a blonde is waiting for the signal to cross. He runs up beside her, and continues to run in place next to her. She looks, and notices the bulge from the tennis ball in his pants as asks about it.

“Tennis ball,” he answers.

“Ouch,” She exclaims. “I had tennis elbow before so I can image in the pain!”

The Super Pervy Sage


ZZ_Todd 59M

7/20/2006 5:36 pm

What a great way to introduce yourself to this little community... Welcome to Our World! Hope to see more of this...


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
7/20/2006 9:19 pm

Welcome to the blogs! I loved this one! Hey! Come on over and register for the last moments of CAMP APHRODISIAC...........Get Excited!!!!


rm_pussnballs4u 61M/54F
326 posts
7/21/2006 2:36 pm

welcome, hope to see you around


AspicDopeyDosed 50M

7/21/2006 4:37 pm

That's a good one nice to see a joke I havn't heard before. Thanks.


Medasi 45F

7/22/2006 2:24 pm

THANK YOU ALL.... I AM KNOW FEELING PART OF THE UMM(COUGH) COMMUNITY!!!! LOL


SingleWarrior 52M

7/23/2006 5:31 pm

Good one. Glad I cmae acrossed it

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