Weird e-mails I get on AFF...  

Mccartney2003 38M
479 posts
6/21/2005 12:43 am

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Weird e-mails I get on AFF...

lol ok I thought I might share some strange e-mails I get from people here on AdultFriendFinder. The names of the senders have been withheld to prevent their embarassment.

Hope you enjoy. I know I did.
Does anyone else get stuff like this?

This is going to sound extremely stange. I really can't even believe I am going to ask you this. I know there is no way you will send me an answer. I have been wondering about it though. So, I just thought, what the hell! Here goes(holds breath)...

Do you have sensitive nipples?

I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures

I just wanted to drop you a line to say hello. I wrote you a letter two years back but I'm sure you don't remember with all the letters you must get. Anyway, I will tell you a little about myself and if I sound interesting enough, you can write me back.

Before I decided on music, I was going to be an Egyptologist and move to Cairo. I have always been interested in Egyptian culture (mainly religious) and now I am broadening this interest to include Hinduism and Buddhism as well. I have named my last two cats after gods (Anubis and Parvati) and I keep a collection of gods from the above mentioned religions on top of my television.

Anyway, I hope I am interesting enough for you to want to respond. I have loved looking at your profile for a long time and I hope to talk more to you in the future. Take care.

There is something strangely provocative about you, and strangely sexy! I am sure you get this a lot from strange, lonely woman (and I assure you, I am none of these!) and if it wasn't from the amount of alcohol in my system now, I wouldn't be writing this (you know, no inhibitions and all), but if you are ever in my area, it would be worth your while.

I am a 24 year old married mom of two and I would LOVE to spank you. I know you've heard this plenty of times, but I REALLY, REALLY want to. You don't understand, I want you. Please come to me baby. I need to see you.

I am so relieved that i can finally say aloud that I have serious hots for you and would do anything for a chance meeting in a darkened alleyway. I have suppressed these oversexed feelings for you for quite sometime, I hope you don't mind hearing such naughtiness, but after seeing shots of you swilling beer, I feel that I am on the right track here. I'll be happy to send pictures, if that would seal the deal.

dear mccartney2003,

i know this is very far in advance, but you are a cute guy so i ask you now: would you like to go to my prom with me?

Mccartney2003 38M
281 posts
6/21/2005 12:45 am

By the way these are many letters in case anyone is thinking this is just one long rant. I think you can put two and two together

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
6/21/2005 12:43 pm

LOL! if i got emails like this i would probably answer them -- at least they are entertaining ... mine are more like "you look sexy. wanna fuck?" ... exceptions are rare...

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rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
6/21/2005 4:07 pm

be careful what you wish for, LOL! i just got the weirdest email:

Don't really know if it's permissible in your country. The Mrs. should have a taste of some black cock for an evening or afternoon of pleasure ending with her receiving the well deserved and well worked for load of hot sperm inside her vagina(her on birthcontrol,of course). And she should try it more than once or twice to see if it's really to her liking. If nothing else she than can can she's tried it and can offer a bit of advice to other white white wives desiring the forbidden adventure.

and, no, i'm not going to answer it...

[blog freelove999]

Mccartney2003 38M
281 posts
6/21/2005 8:37 pm

lol just never be suprised at what other human beings can come up with.

Masseur_0 41M

8/8/2005 6:51 pm

Well well...what a tangled web we weave when we try to put our aimless minds to paper (or typeface). THanks for the wierdness. BUt I do have to ask, pardon my silliness you wax your elbows?

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