The most amazing diet plan ever. Wonderful. I am telling you.  

Mccartney2003 38M
479 posts
7/16/2005 6:05 pm

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The most amazing diet plan ever. Wonderful. I am telling you.

Lose up to 10 lbs in just one day -- AND KEEP IT OFF!!!!!!

Have you been slowly accumulating weight over the last year? Do you have to buy your clothing in special shops that cater to persons with large abdomens? Do you routinely eat entire jars of garlic stuffed olives -- WE KNOW YOU DO, DON'T LIE!!! Then you need to lose that weight -- AND KEEP IT OFF!!!

That's where Mccartney2003's Amazing 24-Hour Give-Birth Diet comes in! By simply following our program, you could lose up to 10 pounds -- MAYBE MORE -- in just one day! Our diet has been so wildly popular amongst movie stars and other beautiful people that we've had to keep it a total secret -- UNTIL NOW!!

And safe? Hoo-boy, don't even TALK to us about safe!!! Giving birth is an all-natural, homeopathic method of weight-loss that has been used for over thousands of years by literally millions of cultures! Our program has you under the direct supervision of a trained medical doctor M.D. during the entire weight-loss process.

Best of all, Mccartney2003's Amazing 24-Hour Give-Birth Diet is easy: no complicated foods to eat or numbers to add just follow these three easy-to-follow steps and let NATURE DO THE REST!!!

1.Send us your non-refundable* $19.95 entry fee and we will send you, free of charge, an information packet letting you know if you qualify for this AMAZING WEIGHT-LOSS PROGRAM!!**

2.Take the necessary steps to prepare for your INCREDIBLE DAY OF WEIGHT-LOSS!!!***

3.Give birth and TAKE THOSE POUNDS OFF FOR GOOD!!!!!


"Thanks to Mccartney2003's Amazing Child-Birth Diet,I lost 8 pounds in seven hours AND gained an additional tax deduction!!"

- Marian Smoot,
North Dakota

"I ... lost .... 10 pounds .. on this ... diet ... !"
- Kevin Parker,
"The Truth About Diet Scams",
Wall Street Journal

"Spectatular, an emotional roller-coaster! [Mccartney2003's Amazing Child-Birth Diet] is, without a doubt, the best [diet] of the year!"
- Roger Ebert,
Chicago Sun Times

What are you waiting for??!! WELL?!!!
Do not hesitate for even another second or read the fineprint ORDER NOW!!!!!!!!!!

The statements contained herein have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration and are false. * Non-refundable fee is 100% non-refundable. ** Not all sexes will qualify for program. *** Preparation make take as long as nine months.

playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
7/17/2005 2:56 pm

The even better news is that if you're the first dude to give birth, you are in line to collect ONE MILLION DOLLARS that Lloyd's of London has put up as an insurance policy against men getting preggers.

Mccartney2003 38M
281 posts
7/18/2005 12:34 am

Queen Victoria Also set up a fund of one million pounds sterling in 1885 that can't be used except for the first man who has a baby.
Just imagine how much has built up from 1885?

rm_Elysia2005 43F
412 posts
7/18/2005 6:44 pm

I tried this diet... it's the first New Year's Resolution I ever kept, to lose 10 lbs by the end of January, and sure enough, on the 22nd...

The following year was even better, and the second resolution I ever kept. I lost 175 POUNDS! (Okay, so it was the kid's father, but still...)

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