The lottery strikes again.....  

Mccartney2003 38M
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8/15/2005 9:16 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The lottery strikes again.....

Staff I intend to hire after I win this week's lottery
Crunchberry Rectifier
Because so-called Crunchberries are bigger than the regulation Cap'n Crunch squares, the regulation Crunch tends to fall to the bottom of the box. Thus, the first few bowls consist mostly of Crunchberries, and by the end of the box there are hardly any berries to speak of. The job of the Crunchberry Rectifier will be to ensure that the berries are spread evenly throughout the box for a consistent bowl-to-bowl Crunchberry experience.
Qualifications: Must have advanced degree in breakfast cereal rectification plus at least 3 years experience working with Crunchberries. Lucky Charms experience a plus.
Wealthy Industrialist Crony
I will need cronies with whom to hobknob and form vast right-wing conspiracies.
Qualifications: Must be wealthy industrialist with fervent desire to destroy the environment and starve the poor. Must have own yacht and senator.
Organ Donor
This job consists of hanging out in the guest house until I or one of my wealthy industrialist cronies needs one of your organs.
Qualifications: Must have own internal organs.
Sandworm
Winning the lottery and then buying an expensive car has been done to death. I would prefer to cruise around town on one of those giant sandworms from Dune.
Qualifications: Must be a giant sandworm from the planet Dune with at least 5 years experience devouring anything that moves.


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