The Cleanser  

Mccartney2003 38M
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8/15/2005 9:01 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Cleanser

Sorry about my absenteeism, but... oh yeah! I'm lazy. And also I got a document shredder, and I'm just off a day long caffeine- and rage-fueled shredding rampage. You should all get a shredder. Better yet, you should each get a shredder. Because let me tell you, there is no greater nepenthe from the crushing burden of one's empty, dismal existence than the sound of junk mail being slowly consumed by spinning mechanical blades. I love my shredder so much that I'm going to name it: from this moment on, my shredder shall be known as "The Cleanser." Or maybe "Todd."


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