The Adversary........  

Mccartney2003 38M
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8/8/2005 9:30 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Adversary........

I'm more convinced than ever that the cat is out to get me. He's watching me type now, so in order to allay suspicion I refer to him only as "The Adversary." I have written several excruciatingly documented letters to the local newspapers to inform them of The Adversary's plans for me but for some reason I haven't heard back. It's possible that he is intercepting my mail. My friends remain utterly in The Adversary's thrall, as ever, and the dog is far too stupid to be of any help. I grow tired of eating cat food, but I fear he has compromised everything else with his mind control drugs. So I watch, and I wait.


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