Shopping at Wally World  

Mccartney2003 38M
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8/18/2005 10:03 pm

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Shopping at Wally World

The checkout clerks are picketing the local Wal-Mart. Don't they realize they are already on the brink of being replaced by robotic checkout drones?
I for one can't wait for the day in which I am able to complete my weekly grocery transaction without having to stare a human being in the eye and say, "That's right, sir or madam, I wish to purchase 10 pounds of bacon and as much grain alcohol as I can carry. No, I'm not having a party why do you ask?"

I guess I'm just saying that this maybe isn't the best time for the checkout clerks to rock the boat and, you know, make the robots mad.

Masseur_0 41M

8/20/2005 1:45 pm

Naw man ya got it backwards. They're not pickeeting because they will be replaced. They're piketing because now that there are self checkout aisles every shopper is responsable for checking and making their own transactions and more than half of them look like Arnold Swartzenager in Total Recall when he's dressed as a woman to get to mars. Just standing there, with a blank smile....What to do...someblody help me!...And now the checkout people have to deal with the dumbasses trying to handle a checkout all on their lonesome.
I would hate to have to be the lone to trouble shoot every moron's self checkout fumblings....I would picket too....

But on the whole Walmart would just be a good place to picket. I can see Walmarts in 3rd worls nations calling in the deathsquads to shoot all picketers...Oh those were the days. Damn unions took all the rubber bullet fun out of American business.

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