Salad toss.  

Mccartney2003 38M
479 posts
8/5/2005 1:41 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Salad toss.

I am here to tell you (or, to use the local parlance, "y'all") that a proper Caesar salad has anchovies crushed into the dressing. There, I said it. Sadly, 90% of restaurants leave out the good stuff in order to pander to the non-anchovy-appreciating Visigoths and yet the deceivers still refer to this aberration as Caesar salad, forcing me to leave my salad-related enjoyment in the hands of capricious Fate. So I would like to propose that we give anchovy-less Caesar salad a new name that a new branch be added to the salad taxonomy. I've discussed the matter with my father and he suggested a name: "Caligula Salad." Anyone?


Masseur_0 41M

8/5/2005 8:58 pm

Alas! someone who shares my insane gripe! When I had my first Cesar salad I was in awe, the next 200 were misssing something, the anchoivie. Where's the fish?!...They should make a very anchovie friendly dressing for us to take to these places so we can order a Cesar without the dressing because we know it's gonn be creamy Itanialn anyway. And we can plop our own brand on it instead...And they can make a tv commercial for it with an old lady walking up the the counter of a restauraunt and slapping her salad plate on the counter and shouting "Where's the Fish?!"....Or has somehting like that been done already?


Mccartney2003 38M
281 posts
8/5/2005 9:49 pm

LMAO


Mccartney2003 38M
281 posts
8/7/2005 12:33 am

I agree on the dressing. You ought to hit up Newman.


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